Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded. 
Here's what they have to say about redheads and brunettes! 


REDHEADS 


How do you get a redhead to argue with you? 
Say something 

How do you get a redhead's mood to change? 
Wait 10 seconds 

If you love a Redhead, set her free ... if she follows you 
everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your 
new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours. 

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? 
The piranha. They only attack in schools. 

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? 
Normal. 

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 
A redhead! 

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? 
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl 

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? 
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor. 

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. 
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other 
is to let her have it. 


BRUNETTES 


What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? 
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. 

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? 
No one else wants it. 

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? 
Invisible. 

What's a brunette's mating call? 
"Has the blonde left yet?" 

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? 
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. 

Why is the brunette considered an evil color? 
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? 

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? 
The invitation. 

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? 
A hostage. 

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? 
It matches their moustache.