NEWLY WED BLONDES

There is this "just-married" blonde couple who decided to make love on
their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife 
did not want to get pregnant and requested that the husband buy a condom 
from the shop nearby as the hotel 'Drugstore' was closed. When the husband 
went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights 
switched off.

While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did 
not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian
thief as he approached the bed and happily screwed away. The wife was so 
exhausted that she fell asleep almost immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sells 
condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had no cash 
except for one 20 cents coin with him. He asks the shop owner to sell him 
one piece of condom and the shop owner asks him which quality he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each."

"The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each."

"And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."

So, the husband wanted the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. 
When he reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he 
jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that 
the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed her second session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew 
up, he asked the father "Pa, why am I black when you and Ma are white????"

The father said, "You know, you are damn lucky!! If only I had 5 cents
more and you'd be PURPLE IN COLOUR!?!??!?!?!?