Something other than smiley faces....


   (o)(o)                perfect breasts

   ( + )( + )            fake silicone breasts

   (*)(*)                high nipple breasts

   (@)(@)                big nipple breasts

   oo                    aa cups

   { O }{ O }            d cups

   (oYo)                 wonder bra breasts

   ( ^ )( ^ )            cold breasts

   (o)(O)                lopsided breasts

   (Q)(O)                pierced breasts

   (p)(p)                hanging tassels breasts

   \o/\o/                Grandma's breasts

   (  -  )(  -  )        flat against the shower door breasts

   |o||o|                android breasts

   ($)($)                Jenny McCarthy's breasts


And God created woman and she had 3 breasts.  He then asked the woman,
"Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied,  "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"

And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand,
"What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.