Condoms 

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started 
producing or sponsoring condoms.  They would become fashionable and 
companies would probably advertise more openly.  Imagine the trademarks: 

Nike Condoms             Just do It 
Toyota Condoms           Oh what a feeling 
Ford Condoms             The ride of your life. 
Microsoft Condoms        Where do you want to go today? 
KFC Condoms              Finger Licking Good 
M&Ms Condoms             Melt in your mouth, not in your hands 
Duracell Condoms         Keep going and going and going 
Pringles Condoms         Once you pop, you can't stop. 
OzEmail Condoms          We Give You More 
Intel Condoms            Intel inside 
BMW Condoms              Pure Driving Pleasure 
Australian Open Condoms  Double the Action 
Labor Party Condoms      It's Time! 
Energiser Condoms        Oi Oi Oi! 
Hyundai Condoms          All Day, Every Day 
Tip Top Condoms          Good onya Mum!(available in Tasmania only) 
Panasonic Condoms        Even More than You Expected 
Swan Lager Condoms       They said you'd never make it...... 
Vegemite Condoms         Puts a rose in every cheek (target gay market) 
Levi Condoms             Do You fit The Legend? 
Nescafe Condoms          It brings you together 
XXXX Condoms             I can feel a XXXX coming on....... 

The following brands would probably not sell very well.... 
Dunlop Condoms           Stick with Dunlop 
Mitsubishi Condoms       Please Consider 
AFL Condoms              I'd Like to See That 
Samboy Condoms           The flavour really hits you 
TAC Condoms              Speed Kills 
Nobby's Condoms          Nibble Nobby's Nuts 
Ericsson Condoms         Smaller 
Bolle Condoms            Put 'em on your face 
TAG HEUER Condoms        Don't Crack Under Pressure. 
CALVIN KLEIN Condoms     Obsession for Men, Eternity for Women... 
Red Rooster Condoms      The Chicken is Ready! 
Weet Bix Condoms         Aussie Kids........ 
SUB ZERO Condoms         Sub merge...