The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay 
flight attendant who was just obviously enjoying 
himself. He came swishing down the aisle and said to 
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to 
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane 
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up 
your trays that would be super." 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one 
woman hadn't moved a muscle.  "Perhaps you didn't hear 
me over those big brute engines.  I asked you to raise 
your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the 
ground." 

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I 
am called a Princess.  I take orders from no one." 

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, 
so I outrank you.  Put the tray up, Bitch."