"Hair Growth" 

A gay guy walks into a barber shop. 

He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?" 

The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real 
thick..." 

That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner 
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on 
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"  

The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on 
my chest hair would grow..." 

His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case 
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."