GOING HOME EARLY

There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a German 
guy. They all worked together at a factory and everyday they notice that 
their boss leaves work a little early.

So, one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, 
they'll all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.

The German guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start.

The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner.

The Polish guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly 
and sees his wife in bed with his boss so he shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the Italian and German guys are talking and plan to go home 
early again. They ask the Polish guy if he wants to leave early again and 
he says, "NO".

They ask him why not and he said, "Yesterday, I almost got caught!"