Penis Tattoos
              
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his  
penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was  
fully visible; when deflated, it read Wy.  
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy  
was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion." Their hotel  
had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of  
the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional  
beach.  
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd  
bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut  
and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two pina coladas.  
Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender also  
had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.  
"Hey," Jack said and smiled, "what a coincidence. Your girlfriend  
must also be named Wendy."  
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed. "Mine say 'WELCOME TO  
JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY.'"