| Meaningfullll Things |
| Want to read some things that have meaning for once?? |
| Once I saw a guy with a really long beard then he looked at me and I looked at him and then he just kept walking. And he was buying paper towels, but I was buying sugar and flour. |
| After much consideration, I've decided to go ahead and say this: Men never have, don't. and never will understand women. |
| THAT IS ALL FOR AT THE MOMENT |
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| Once I was afraid of leaves because I thought they would fall on me and make me die because they would stick to my face and suck out my breath so I would die. Then I went outside one day and a leaf fell in front of me! I watched it fall and it went to the ground. Then I knew that I had a leaf repellent because it didn't even touch me! So Im not afraid of leaves. Thats a lesson for you. |
| Another random thought............ |
| If you forget how to spell "because" just remember it goes "b...e...c...a...u...s...e" Its easy to remember "bec.." but if you get the "a" and "u" mixed up, remember that "u" are helpless and need the "a" to protect "u" from the "bec" (becs are severed heads that hear everything you say and know everything about you and want to eat you because they are always hungry because they don't have bodies to store the food so they eat it and it just goes out their neck). |
| Here's a hint to stop spiders from crawling on you: always remember to shut the toothpaste tube because if you don't the smell of toothpaste gets on you and spiders like the smell because they like to be neat and clean even though they don't brush their teeth because they don't have time. |
| I'M running away |