"Stupid Rubber."
"Third party rule. You woke up third, you start the fire."
"Hey, is that part of the wall?"
-- "No.. that's ummm.... let's go."
"Did anybody bringe an axe?"
"Community beer... over there."
"Screw it! It's not going in!"
"How ya feelin, Joe?"
"Shut up, or I'll spill my alcohol on you!"
-- "Uhh.. You already have.."
"It's because our sticks are so big."
"Well, we may be the ladies of the site.. But they're definately the bitches."
"Drink bitch!"
"Umm... Does anyone have a non-alcoholic beverage on the go?"
"Hey! Not in front of the watermelon!"
"There's nothing like searing pain to make you get up quicker."
"The buzz was just a faint memory clouded by the drunken haze."
"Pretty sparklies."
"Has the sugar ever let you down?? I think it's time to give a little back."
"A watermelon could drink better than you!"
"Boozy!!"
"Well, if I drink any more, my bladder will explode and ignite the fire."
"Myaggghh pchcthpwt pchwpt ppthwbbt."
-- "Yeah.. That looks like what I said.
"Without you guys, I'd probably be suicidal or something."
-- "Either that, or happy, well-adjusted and successful."
"Hey look! I'm on fire!"
-- "Hey look! You are!"
"Oh, I'm not only going to fall off the wagon this week, but it's going to back up and run me over a couple times."
"Ummm.. You should be drinking, Dear.. Not smoking."
"Go, go, Gadget Joe!"
"Just smile, nod, and back away.."
"And now for my favorite phrase.... 'While you're up....'"
"The last thing I needed was some burning guy on my balcony.. On top of everything else."
"Wedgie underwear. Leave me alone."
"You're letting the beer escape!"
"All you gotta do is sleep around and smoke pot to be the president, and I've got that down pat."
"I'm not going back to bed. You guys would probably try and use me as a cleaning utensil."
"You coulda made a porno.. you already got the music."
-- "It's driving music."
"It's only because I like seeing you on your knees, trying to blow."
"What?? Your lungs aren't equipped with filters?"
"You slide hat on your bare tits and tell me how you feel about it."
"I love a good ram."
"She looks so much better now that she doesn't look like a crack whore."
"Where'd you get that?!"
-- "Your box."
"Yeah, well I can't tell my story when you're grabbing my tits!"
"I like my liver. It's gotten me through lots."
"Mmmm.. You got my drooly seed on your lap."
"Yes, I know it's a nice site.. and we only have tents.. and it's a power site. Mwahahahahahaha!"
"I only go for fat chicks, and I definately don't like you."
-- "Woohoo!"
"I don't think I needed to cut down quite as much as I did.. But then again... It is a tree."
"That God man.. He's got everything in the world and he wants my smokie."
"Hey, that one hurt!"
-- "Cool!"
"Hey, I've got tunes."
-- "Nooo! Not the porno!"
"Awwww.. Casey's being productive, and Sean's being destructive. Go Sean!"
"That's a f_ckin' huge fire. It needs to be bigger."
"Then there's breathing. I've been experimenting with going without that.."
-- "Did it work?"
--- "I don't remember."