Archive Part A: Conversation Corner
FAQ version Beta 1.01
I wrote this archive because I was really bored and wanted a cheap laugh. So sue me.
The majority of these words have been left unedited (except for some names which are abbreviated and the html formatting), so pardon our spelling mistakes...
Note: Anything in brackets [ ] is a comment by me. // or !! might be used to censor obscene or inappropriate words.
Jackie the spammer wrote:
Cum here!
http://**.**.**.**/***/***
My following post
Jackie, if anyone here were into older women, they could easily go to great places like these:
http://***.***.***/ (images in good taste, Bluebirds, movies, about 400 images of Hsu Chi, complete Natsuko and Aika colection, and literally thousands more.
There are hardcore material and movies, but those require AdultCheck, though everything else is free.)
http://***.***.***/ (by the same people as above, 1000 free images, 5000 more which require AdultCheck. These tend to be good quality, plenty of Bluebirds).
http://www.atkingdom.com/kingdom1b.htm (mostly western women, about 150 completely new free images a week. I am not kidding. In all these years they have not missed a single update.)
Very high quality and good taste. The best non-asian page of all. They do not spam because they are actually making an honest buck unlike you. (On top of having tons of free images, membership starts at $5, and 97% of their members resubscribe. I personally know someone who is completely satisfied as well as overwhelmed by how much new material they put up each week.)
Jerry the spammer wrote:
50 free lol////!!!
I wrote:
Here is a story called: the Boy who Cried Porn
Once upon a time in a time not too long ago, there was a young boy.
His job in the village was to watch for porn.
This boy watched for days, but he saw no porn.
He decided to play a trick, and so he cried, "Porn, porn. I see porn!"
The villagers all rushed in and were eager to see the porn, but all they found was spam and scam.
So the villagers grew angry and cursed at the boy, and they all went back to work.
Later the boy was bored again, and so he cried, "Porn, porn. I see porn!"
The villagers all rushed in, but they once again were dissapointed and realized the boy was playing a trick.
They all went back to work.
Finally the boy fixed his webpage up and changed his name, and he cried "Porn, porn. I see porn!"
Too bad no one cared.
the end
rsm {youallsuck@hotmail.com}
I need uncensored lol/// sights!
Also, try to get into innocentangel.com
Its supposed to be pretty good
Problem a: line 1, Probably the e-mail address
Problem b: line 2, People don't like beggars who make demands
Note: If he took line 3 and 4 and put them in front of line 1 and 2, it would have been much better. He wasn't too rude really, but I wanted to cite a typical example to show how even being a little rude can turn the reader away.
Verdict: I stopped reading after the first line (I later went back to it and realized it would make a typical example for this FAQ)
Result of post: No one cared
"X" wrote to "I":
Thanks for the PW of viet.
The PW " momo1919" work for viet 1,but don't for viet2.
Is it the same PW for both or it's different?
Thanx [He used the magic word!]
"A"
Notes
-addressed person to whom he was speaking.
-was specific
-used the magic word
-no CAPs
-no !!!!!s
-posted message only one time
-reasonable grammar and spelling (no one's perfect)
Verdict: I read his entire message. If someone else didn't answer him already, I would have.
Result of post: Roughly 8 posts later someone responded as follows:
"N" wrote:
"A",
momo1919 worked pretty good for me on most of the zipīs also on viet2
Notes
Notice how "N" responded even though "A" was asking "I" for help. Wow, "A"s strategy of being a decent human being really worked! "N" even addressed "A" by his nick, instead of addresing him as "you jerk" or "bug off". Now if only everyone could be as smart and diplomatic as "A". ;)
Background: The following post makes reference to a website run by newname. The page has links to popular programs and gives instructions on how to paste together multi-part files.
SATAN wrote:
SUCK MY DICK ! IīVE ALERTED THE FBI !!!
jaeger-san wrote:
Yes, Satan has told the FBI that newname is running a website on how to paste together multi-part usenet posts. Hell will freeze over now.
Sappho wrote:
Satan, why do you want the FBI to suck your dick?
Or were you talking to the girl in the background?
-=====End of Part A=====-
Go to Part B
Disclaimer: These conversations are for entertainment purposes only. =)
Besides, the characters depicted here are probably too weird to be based on real people anyways. ;)
-Ramses