Archive Part B: Conversation Corner
FAQ version Beta 1.01

Slickboy wrote:
the PWs for ss25 are
"momo1919" and "HP"
F!!! [censored for you kids] you all y'oldtimers who know them and don't wanna
share them with the rest of us...
You think you are better than us, newbies...?

I wrote:
Slickboy,
Thank you for your consideration, and I don't seem to see what you are talking about when you say people are hiding the passwords.
I must have seen those passwords posted a dozen times in the last 24 hours over multiple boards.
Every single time I have personally seen an unanswered request for them I have posted the password immediatly without a single exception.
I have posted the password four or five times in the past 24 hours. Do you expect me to start spamming?
The same has been true for everyone else so far as I've seen.
Would you care to point out a person as an example of someone "hiding" the PW?
Should I point out two or three examples otherwise for you instead? Ilikeit posted it here and Jade first so far as I know, and he certainly wasn't greedy.
If it weren't for him, few would know the PW in the first place.

Slickboy,
One more question. Who the hell do you think cracked the HP password in the first place anyways?
I have literally answered 20-30 people this pass week telling them the password.

[I have no idea who Slickboy was referring to or why he didn't see the dozens of other posts with the password. I assumed he was addressing most people when he said "f*** you all y'oldtimers". At least it certainly seemed like it. ;) ]

Slickboy writes in an attempt to save his pride:
hahaha,... got you good didn't i ramses???
I never mentioned any names....but you FELT
the need to reply... Rufled some feathers there, guy???
You sit there high and mighty, looking down on us newbies.
stupid poor fools that we are...That will teach you....

I wrote:
Slickboy,
If I said f*** the newbies the way you said the same,
would you not feel compelled to reply? Would I not only be an idiot,
but also a rude and insensitive jerk? If you replied, would it
necessarily mean you felt I was addressing you?
I have always considered myself a newbie as well and still do
(I have not been at this long if you didn't know). I teach others
no more than they can teach me. I have also put down in FAQ 5
why I responded to your post (it's up already) ;)
What will teach me? Your vague comments are no different than that other
guy (the one right after you in Archive 5). Gee, read your post again.
Who was the one who sat there high and mighty and began to
judge others? =)

[I think I sometimes put happy faces in my posts just to annoy people. =) Three other replies in reference to Slickboy are ommitted so it's not overkill]

Jaeger-san wrote:
It's great to see that you're helping others out with the passwords.
Still, all site owners password their zips for a reason.
When it is possible to e-mail the webmaster (such as onecrippledman),
wouldn't it be better to do so instead of spreading the word
that his zips have been cracked? He wouldn't like that, right?
If you were onecrippledman, you would hope for the same courtesy yourself,
wouldn't you? Certainly he isn't passwording them because he's greedy, right?
Remember that he passwords them for a reason, and probably
would never have put them up at all if he could not password them
as a deterrent. Notice how just after the passwords were given out that
the newer zips at ss25km have become difficult to crack (the owner has taken down
some of the earlier HP zips leaving one or two behind, replaced them
with momo1919 zips, and now has zips that take
anywhere from hours to years to crack). As for calling Casahobo rude,
remember that people would not speak that way to you if you were
more diplomatic.

Slickboy's responds to Jaeger-san:
to Jaeger-san Who the fuck are you anyway, to tell me
what's wrong and what's right? The fucker on crippledman
should not have PW on his movies in the first place...
Neither should anybody else...Diplomatic? Ha!!
Only when everyone agrees to share everything they know/have
for the benefit of all, then I shall become diplomatic. HARD to see
that comming, eh? Communism didn't work after all...
And what, you are supposed to be Japanese? I thought
the group was everytging for the Japs...

A Slickboy Imposter writes:
hey
I am real slickboy. You are a nazi and a communist.
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but you just are.
We all know you are god so you have no need to copulate with anyone to prove it.
stop trying to kill the Jews.
That doesn't make sense either, but I am slickboy so you are wrong.
You have refused to give out passwords many times, but I'm not going to prove it.
You always think you are right, but you are always wrong because I wished and wishing makes things true.
Screw you. Go to hell.
Screw you again.
Stop being so rude, only I can be rude.
By the way, the password for crippled is 1188. Screw him. He is an asshole for putting up password stuff.
I am kool, I download files from people and say screw them.
I also like to copy and paste passwords and say screw the people that found them.
They aren't giving away their passwords, I stole them because I'm so clever.
Yes, I'm going to be diplomatic. Bet that scared you! Hah hah hah!
Why can't you be diplomatic like me?
the end

The real Slickboy (?) has the last word...
Slickboy writes:
First of all, the Nazi party started as Democrats....lets keep THAT
in mind. They changed later...Yes, i think communism is the best way to go..So what if it didn't work the first time? People are NOT advanced enough for that kind of social order. Yes, it very easy
and fashionable to add communism and fasism and dictatorial
regimes together. ITs a typical American thing to do. Only somebody
with little or no education(American style) would make that mistake.
If you wanna live in a supposetly "free" society fucked over by
the likes of Bill Gates, go ahead, call that freedom. I don't. I don't
hate Jews either. They are fine, inteligent people. Einstein and Fraiud
were Jews. Yes, I am clever. Fuck your so called "freedom" Pure
anarchy is the way to go. Nobody is gona stop cyberpunks!!!!!!

It seems that someone hurt slickboy's feelings. Hee hee. =)
Oh well, even though that was pretty fun, hopefully I'll hold my tongue next time (Rule of Acquisition 11). It was really my fault for starting him on that path. If I ignored him from the beginning he probably would have blew his steam off and forgot about it. Wow, we really used up some space on that board! ;)

Slickboy spends the next few weeks mending his wounded heart.

Here is a recreation of his thoughts during that time:
I am Slickboy, I am clever!
My mouth is still big, but what can I do??
Well, I have no life, so the answer is obvious!!
I will spend my life impersonating others to feel important!!!
I'm feeling more important already!!!!
Just look at my exclamations grow!!!!!
Now all the women will touch me!!!!!!

So, now he spends his little life trying to impersonating me. Take a look:

Slickboy pretending to be me (by using my name instead of his own):
Shit Germans piss dic in dein muter or swester. arslock du!

I respond:
Oh no some kid figured out how to impersonate me. I am helpless now. ;)

Slickboy changes names and calls himself "loli":
rames verpiss dich du arschloch !!!!!

[Hmm..his punctuation seems to get progressively worse in relation to how badly his feelings are hurt]

Slickboy pretending to be me again:
your Germans send arsgesichder! waslappen! fikt eur matters end swester! pist euc in kopf!

I wrote:
Wait, was I supposed to care?

Slickboy now pretending to be Hitler:
Heil Hitler! Fuck you! I kill all anti-Nazi people!

[Hmm...he is "heiling" himself and talking like he just learned English]

Slickboy still wishing he was me:
Shit Germans! pis dik du arsloch! fik deine matter end den swester! shit Bockwurste!
Ramses! Come to me and I will crush YOU!!!

...and just when I thought his punctuation couldn't get worse, Slickboy pretends to be yet another person:
Hey RAMSES! Don't you like German people?
I think not! But why?
I'm no nazi but i wont see you in a KZ!
gez.Adolf!

Slickboy's feelings are still hurt. Hee hee. =)

Conclusion of Case Study 5: Expectant mothers should not drink and snort crack before giving birth

Background: Someone named "me" found that spamming was the only way to make himself feel good. In response to "me", the same guy that impersonated Slickboy does the same to "me":

hey
I am real me. You are imposter. You are nazi and communist.
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but you just are.
I am the only me you imposter. Stop trying to win over women by using my name.
You can have no women, they are my women. You go play with dog.
Stop trying to kill the Jews.
That makes no sense, but I am me so you are wrong.
I am kool, I waste time at bulletin boards.
I can spam. I'm so clever and powerful. That's why I have to say:
Me me me! Yeah, me! to feel wanted.
You have refused to say thanks many times, but I'm not going to prove it.
I like attention. I want guys at this board to pay attention to me.
I say they are losers. That's why I want their attention. I know that losers will like me.
Why don't they like me? Maybe because even losers don't like me.
I like you. You make me laugh, even though you are impostor.
I like women with big breasts. They let me touch them.
I want to touch them. They let me because I am so kool. I am the pimp. They want to be with me.
You have defied me by impersonating me. You must be very powerful.
But I know your secret. So I will train myself to have no friends and be just as powerful.
You always think you are right. But you are always wrong because I wished. Wishing makes things true.
Let me prove that you are wrong.
First, I am right. Therefore, you are wrong.
I like myself.
You see, I am more powerful than you. Too bad.
I want to be important. I am clever enough to figure out how to post so now I feel important.
Me me me! Why hasn't anyone ever given a damn about me?
the end

Tell me how you feel about the real me. Don't talk to imposter. I can spam much more neatly.

Background: Since whatever has been so generous as to analyze us in his breathtaking thesis, it would be only proper to return the favor. In order to sufficiently praise his diplomatic skills, it would be most appropriate to bestow upon him the revered title "wand waver W". It is true that he will not be the first wand waver or the last, but I assure you that we treat wand wavers with all due respect.

In a response to a thread about a webpage, wand waver W said: "so much bullshit........I want HC..not stupid Nozomi crap"
Another poster replied that wand waver W did not appreciate beauty. wand waver then responded, "eright.....all you wanna do is the same thing i wanna do-fuck her......"

My response to him was threefold:
1) "If you cannot tolerate other people's tastes, how do you expect your own persecutors to tolerate your own tastes?"
2) "Would you not conclude that you are no more tolerant than they?"
3) "What makes you think any of us give a damn about what you want? After all, you have just proven that you don't give a damn about what some of us like."

The subject chose not to deny these accusations of hypocrisy, for he was far too clever. Instead, he planned to change the subject and accuse everyone but himself of being a hypocrite. He deduced that this was his best strategy to make a comeback and mend his hurt feelings. Apparently he wanted people to think that he was a brave and solitary crusador, hoping that people will take his word for it.

wand waver: "you all play like you are inoccent children....but the truth is this: You are all gonna fuck Nozomi if you all had the chance. that bullshit about worshipping ther beuty is that-bullshit. I am the only one, brave enough to admit my true carnal desires. besides.nozomi isprobably a shrill whiny bitch who si never wanna have anything to do with you losers."

How brave he is! Last time I checked, he was far from the only one to express his carnal desires. He has the fortune of being associated with a most highly respected group. Indeed, all were awed and impressed by his wand waving and the delivery of his highly coherent speech. He truly demonstrated his level of sophistication by taking the goddess webpage seriously.

Meanwhile, in another thread about Uncle Willy's page, the wand waver said "you assholes seem tolike to play games with newbies....why is it closed? I know when it is closed.. "

I believe wand waver answered his own question...

Uncle Willy didn't give enough of a damn to respond to the wand waver in person, so here I shall paraphrase his words in chat: "If you want a webpage, make one yourself."

Later on, someone else posted a message about wand waver. I responded to it. The following is his response to this.

wand waver: "Ramses.you think you kow soo much.in fact.stilck to talking about readers. Go fuck yoursef.....you know very little about eveything else. If a site is advertized here or anywhere else.it should be open. if not open then it should be taken off or a warning posted that the site is closed and only open for a ecrtain period of time. Uncle didnt do that. So he is an idiot."

In wand waver's response to my message, he begins with the "Slickboy Defense". Then he pleads ignorance. Then he blames others for his own ignorance. Once again, a brilliant strategy indeed.

I responded: "Oh I'm sorry, was I supposed to care?"

Unfortunately, this apparently hurt wand waver's feelings. So wand waver then made a desperate attempt to push this post off the board by spamming other threads. How brave he is indeed.

At the same time, wand waver exclaimed that King Tut (who had participated in the thread) was obviously me and continued the "Slickboy Defense". Apparently wand waver has not seen King Tut's website or compared his FAQ to my FAQs. He also has not seen my response to someone else stating that I was not King Tut (there was confusion because of the name resemblance).

One of my fans wrote:
RAMES you suck {Rames@yousuck.com}
Rames,

I have voiced my openion about you once before, you and your cohorts in crime are making a mockery out of women and violating the child rights by posting sties that exploit chlidren. If i saw you walking down the street I would kick your a$$ from here in Atlanta to Mexico. I AM GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONCE, STOP POSTING THESE DISCUSTING SITES OR YOU WILL FACE SEVER PUNISHMENT.

[posting sties? I'm not into pigs.]

I wrote:
If you are so guilt-striken by your own sins, I suggest you see a priest instead of pretending to be holier than others through your almighty judgement. Funny, when did I ever post a disgusting site that exploits children? I never have, so you must confuse me with someone else (others have impersonated me). In any case, it seems you have just confessed to visiting such sites (in order to call them disgusting), how interesting. Next time think before you write.
-Ramses

Notes on dialogue
This person was such an admirer of me that he even nominated me for "Public Enemy Number One" (although when he said it in caps it sounded kind of dumb). ;)
I really had no idea what he was talking about, since I've never done such a thing. The only post of mine left on the board was one giving advice on using newsgroups, and I had not posted any sites that I knew exploited children (most of the links I put up are to software anyways). So, I figure he either confused me with some other poster or saw an impersonator.

Mr. "S" added:
Dear Mr.kick your a$$ from Atlanta to Mexico,a few lines down. STOP.LOOK.& LEARN. from these GOOD & HELPFUL people. If you dont like what you see,just hit "HOME" on your browser.
My number one fan's response:
Rames and "S",
YOU TOO HAVE PUSHED MY BUTTONS TOO FAR, YOU TOO ARE SICK AND DEMENTED YOU TOO HAVE SICK AND DISCUSTING MINDS. POSTING SITES THAT EXPLOIT CHILDREN AND WOMEN. THE BOTH OF YOU ARE A SHAME TO SOCITY, THIS SITE WILL BE SHUT DOWN WITH IN THE WEEK TO COME AND I WILL MAKE SURE TO IT THAT IT IS SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAMES AND SLEEPER I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR THE SINS THAT YOU TOO HAVE COMMITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

["pushed my buttons too far"? Hmm...funny how he doesn't vent off at people that are actually posting such sites and is instead venting off at people that hurt his feelings. If I didn't know better, I'd say he didn't give a damn about women and children, only himself.]

I wrote:
You keep ranting about things I have never done; it would be no different had I accused you of exactly the same. How would you feel if some total stranger accused you of doing such things and you never have? Then when you denied it they simply use the opportunity to vent off their personal problems? If I accused you of such a thing, I would be a liar, right? And if I didn't admit I was wrong, I'd be a jerk, now wouldn't I be? I suppose you don't want to admit you've mistaken me for someone else, and I suppose that's natural. Keep in mind though that writing in caps only gives a clear indication of your age and might discredit you in the eyes of others. In addition, I would certainly love to see you explain how you got here as well as what you were doing visiting the links found on this page. It's interesting that you would hope someone burns in hell, for hell is a Christian idea, and Christians are forbidden to judge others or even hope for a particular judgement. Lastly, others have made far better and more reasonable speeches than you, and I'm sure if you followed their example you might actually get somewhere; that is, of course, assuming you give a damn about helping anyone. Oh well, have fun now. =)

[Funny, he never said another word after that.]

-Ramses