You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! - Dr. Evil
I feel greasier than a grease-monkey in Greece, man!
Oh, those Russians!
Ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen, Ra-ra-rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...
NaziPunks, NaziPunks, NaziPunks -- FUCK OFF!!
Vanessa: Oh Austin, that's you in a nutshell.
Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell?"
There's nothing like the feeling of a shorn scrotum.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten, pretty standard, really.
--The killer doesn't see the world like everyone else...
- How does he see it?
-- ...differently.
Stan:
Holy shit, it's Jesus!
Cartman:
What are you doing in South Park, Jesus?
Jesus:
I come seeking...retribution.
Stan:
*gasp* He's come to kill you cuz you're Jewish, Kyle!
Kyle:
Oh, fuck! I'm sorry, Jesus. Don't kill me.
Loneliness is a power that we possess to give or take away...forever
Quiet mild-mannered souls just might turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted COOL!
Do You DIG MY DITCH!! - The Tick
I just happen to like apples...and I'm not afraid of snakes!
It's kind of like a REALLY big improv troupe... with fangs :)
Yes, this IS a long pole. This pole is strong, too!
-- "If they look like they're going down, get out - that's MY motto!"
-- "Heh...That is SO not MY motto!"
I'm not a unicorn, you can always find another one
There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are...going
There's no knowing where we're rowing....Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a HURricane a-blowing?
Not a Speck of light is showing
so the danger must be GROWing
Ah, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
yyYES!!
The Danger must be growing...for the rower's keep on ROWing
And they're certainly not SHOwing...any sign that they are SLOOOWIIIING!!
...stop the boat...
Ah, ye wee art bairn!
I raise my hand, I got another question: If I riot, will I get protection?
Cause I'm a kid whose got a lot of problems
if I had a brick, a brick would go and solve them.
Oh...YEAH...I wanna RIOT!!
* Madame, there are always two paths to *
* take; one back towards the comforts *
* and security of death, the other *
* forward to nowhere. *
* -Henry Miller *
Where did I put Pip's invitation...hmmm, what DID I do with Pip's invitation...?
Oh, yeah, I remember! I shoved it up my ass!
That's right. I wrote it, put it in the envelope, sealed it...and shoved it right up my ass!
Thus ruining any chance you had of ever coming to my birthday party!
Beefcake . . . BEEFCAKE!!!
I know, how about we sing 'Kyle's Mom's a Bitch, in D-minor?"
HETEROSEXUAL
does not mean homophobic
WHITE
does not mean racist
MALE
does not mean sexist
Let's Kiosk!
Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.
(Christine, 9)
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* Fear is the mind-killer. *
* Fear is the Little death that brings total obliteration. *
* I will face my fear. *
* I will permit it to pass over me and through me. *
* And when it had gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. *
* Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. *
* Only I will remain. *
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- Dune, by Frank Herbert, Litany Against Fear
"Having eyes, but not seeing beauty;
having ears, but not hearing music;
having minds, but not perceiving truth;
having hearts that are never moved and therefore never
set on fire.
These are the things to fear....
--Tetsuko Kuroyanagi, as translated by Dorothy Britton
Florence if you hear this won't you come and get your girlfriend back
She's been calling out your name whenever we are in the sack
Why you doin' what yer doin'?
You should be doing what you want!
You're the only one yer foolin'...
She's the One, the one you want!
it was too cold to cry when i woke up alone
The great have no friends. They merely know a lot of people. ---- Ruth Gordon
"Prejudice based on sexual orientation should have no
place in this debate, no place in the Senate and no place
in America."
--Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA), in a floor debate over James
Hormel, who, if confirmed, would become the first
openly gay U.S. ambassador
SCULLY: I was raised to believe that God has his reasons, however mysterious.
MULDER: Oh he may well have his reasons, but he seems to use a lot of psychotics to carry out his job orders.
"A group of Christian Fundamentalists tried to block the
appearance. They said, 'We're not prejudiced, but we
don't want a Jew and a Muslim talking to our children."
--Author Thomas Hauser, speaking about a cross-country
trip he made two years ago, with Muhammad Ali, to talk
to kids about tolerance
Oh, Elise, believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises
I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about
But I let the dream go....
All I want to do
is to spend some time with you
SO I can hold you....hold you...
You say my love for you's not real, but you don't know how real it feels
Day Never finish
Master got me workin'
Someday Master set me freee!
Drugs are bad cause if you do drugs, you're a hippie. And hippies SUCK!!
I was blessed with a birth and a death and I guess I just want some say in between
He said he likes to do it backwards
I said that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV.
Hatred keeps me alive
Cowardice keeps me alive
Weakness keeps me alive..............Guilt keeps me alive.....
I'm gonna fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers!!
I'm comin' out of the BOOth-ah!
Happy the man whose wish and care
A few paternal acres bound
Content to breathe his native air ---- Alexander Pope
In his own ground.
"Uh-oh, look out! It's the Oppressors:
Christians and Republicans and Nazis, Oh MY!"
----- Big Gay Al
g] y k= Vd!
I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man;
wine is not so noble a liquor;
And think of dashing the hopes of a morning with a cup of warm coffee
or an evening with a dish of tea!
Ah, how low I fall when I am tempted by them!" ---- Thoreau
Rory, Rory, ride me Rory
Rory, Rory, ride me Rory ---- the Vaselines
Rory, ride me slowly
Ride me raw raw raw
"To love, to be loved, what happiness! And yet how the glamour of this
pales in comparison with the tormenting bliss of worshiping a woman who
makes a plaything out of us, of being the slave of a beautiful tyrant
who treads us pitilessly underfoot. Even Samson, the hero, the giant,
again put himself into the hands of Delilah, even after she had betrayed
him, and again she betrayed him, and the Philistines bound him and put
out his eyes which until the very end he kept fixed, drunken with rage
and love, upon the beautiful betrayer."
Of course people not enrolled in college go to class much more than Adam
Time to make like a baby and head out...