You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! - Dr. Evil



I feel greasier than a grease-monkey in Greece, man!



Oh, those Russians!



Ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen, Ra-ra-rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...



NaziPunks, NaziPunks, NaziPunks -- FUCK OFF!!



Vanessa: Oh Austin, that's you in a nutshell.

Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell?"



There's nothing like the feeling of a shorn scrotum.



When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten, pretty standard, really.



--The killer doesn't see the world like everyone else...

- How does he see it?

-- ...differently.


Stan:

Holy shit, it's Jesus!

Cartman:

What are you doing in South Park, Jesus?

Jesus:

I come seeking...retribution.

Stan:

*gasp* He's come to kill you cuz you're Jewish, Kyle!

Kyle:

Oh, fuck! I'm sorry, Jesus. Don't kill me.



Loneliness is a power that we possess to give or take away...forever



Quiet mild-mannered souls just might turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted COOL!



Do You DIG MY DITCH!! - The Tick



I just happen to like apples...and I'm not afraid of snakes!



It's kind of like a REALLY big improv troupe... with fangs :)



Yes, this IS a long pole. This pole is strong, too!



-- "If they look like they're going down, get out - that's MY motto!"

-- "Heh...That is SO not MY motto!"



I'm not a unicorn, you can always find another one



There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are...going

There's no knowing where we're rowing....Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a HURricane a-blowing?

Not a Speck of light is showing

so the danger must be GROWing

Ah, the fires of hell are glowing

Is the grizzly reaper mowing?

yyYES!!

The Danger must be growing...for the rower's keep on ROWing

And they're certainly not SHOwing...any sign that they are SLOOOWIIIING!!

...stop the boat...



Ah, ye wee art bairn!



I raise my hand, I got another question: If I riot, will I get protection?

Cause I'm a kid whose got a lot of problems

if I had a brick, a brick would go and solve them.



Oh...YEAH...I wanna RIOT!!



* Madame, there are always two paths to *

* take; one back towards the comforts *

* and security of death, the other *

* forward to nowhere. *

* -Henry Miller *



Where did I put Pip's invitation...hmmm, what DID I do with Pip's invitation...?

Oh, yeah, I remember! I shoved it up my ass!

That's right. I wrote it, put it in the envelope, sealed it...and shoved it right up my ass!

Thus ruining any chance you had of ever coming to my birthday party!



Beefcake . . . BEEFCAKE!!!



I know, how about we sing 'Kyle's Mom's a Bitch, in D-minor?"



HETEROSEXUAL

does not mean homophobic

WHITE

does not mean racist

MALE

does not mean sexist



Let's Kiosk!



Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.

(Christine, 9)



*****************************************************************

* Fear is the mind-killer. *

* Fear is the Little death that brings total obliteration. *

* I will face my fear. *

* I will permit it to pass over me and through me. *

* And when it had gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. *

* Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. *

* Only I will remain. *

* **************************************************************

- Dune, by Frank Herbert, Litany Against Fear





"Having eyes, but not seeing beauty;

having ears, but not hearing music;

having minds, but not perceiving truth;

having hearts that are never moved and therefore never

set on fire.

These are the things to fear....

--Tetsuko Kuroyanagi, as translated by Dorothy Britton



Florence if you hear this won't you come and get your girlfriend back

She's been calling out your name whenever we are in the sack



Why you doin' what yer doin'?

You should be doing what you want!

You're the only one yer foolin'...

She's the One, the one you want!



it was too cold to cry when i woke up alone



The great have no friends. They merely know a lot of people. ---- Ruth Gordon



"Prejudice based on sexual orientation should have no

place in this debate, no place in the Senate and no place

in America."

--Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA), in a floor debate over James

Hormel, who, if confirmed, would become the first

openly gay U.S. ambassador



SCULLY: I was raised to believe that God has his reasons, however mysterious.

MULDER: Oh he may well have his reasons, but he seems to use a lot of psychotics to carry out his job orders.



"A group of Christian Fundamentalists tried to block the

appearance. They said, 'We're not prejudiced, but we

don't want a Jew and a Muslim talking to our children."

--Author Thomas Hauser, speaking about a cross-country

trip he made two years ago, with Muhammad Ali, to talk

to kids about tolerance



Oh, Elise, believe I never wanted this

I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises

I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about

But I let the dream go....



All I want to do

is to spend some time with you

SO I can hold you....hold you...



You say my love for you's not real, but you don't know how real it feels



Day Never finish

Master got me workin'

Someday Master set me freee!



Drugs are bad cause if you do drugs, you're a hippie. And hippies SUCK!!



I was blessed with a birth and a death and I guess I just want some say in between



He said he likes to do it backwards

I said that's just fine with me

That way we can fuck and watch TV.



Hatred keeps me alive

Cowardice keeps me alive

Weakness keeps me alive..............Guilt keeps me alive.....



I'm gonna fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers!!



I'm comin' out of the BOOth-ah!



Happy the man whose wish and care

A few paternal acres bound

Content to breathe his native air ---- Alexander Pope

In his own ground.



"Uh-oh, look out! It's the Oppressors:

Christians and Republicans and Nazis, Oh MY!"

----- Big Gay Al



g] y k= Vd!



I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man;

wine is not so noble a liquor;

And think of dashing the hopes of a morning with a cup of warm coffee

or an evening with a dish of tea!

Ah, how low I fall when I am tempted by them!" ---- Thoreau



Rory, Rory, ride me Rory

Rory, Rory, ride me Rory ---- the Vaselines

Rory, ride me slowly

Ride me raw raw raw



"To love, to be loved, what happiness! And yet how the glamour of this

pales in comparison with the tormenting bliss of worshiping a woman who

makes a plaything out of us, of being the slave of a beautiful tyrant

who treads us pitilessly underfoot. Even Samson, the hero, the giant,

again put himself into the hands of Delilah, even after she had betrayed

him, and again she betrayed him, and the Philistines bound him and put

out his eyes which until the very end he kept fixed, drunken with rage

and love, upon the beautiful betrayer."



Of course people not enrolled in college go to class much more than Adam



Time to make like a baby and head out...

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