The Sweet Vendetta
One day Yuusuke went out to go shopping with Keiko.
She wanted a new dress, but Yuuchan had no money so she said that she likes Yomi better and Yuu tried suicide 'cause his future wife liked horned men more than handsome boys. But Keiko said Yomi was a very charming man, while he was only a silly kid. So Yuu understood that Yomi had … Keiko and he resolved to rape her after killing him! So he asked for Hichan's help.
Hiei was agreed, but he wanted Botan (non scemo!) in exchange for his help and Yuu said that it was a right thing. So Hichan went to Kurama to ask him for the key of Yomi's palace. But Kurama wanted the key of Yukina's bedroom in exchange for it (non scemo!). Hiei hesitated but then thought that Kurama was a good and faithful friend.
In the meantime Yuu asked Botan if she could spend a day with Hiei, but she said that she'd do it only if Yuu asked Kuramachan to spend a day with her.
Hiei went into Yomi's palace and met Yomi. He tried to kill him, but Yomi said that he had … Keiko only because she deliberately excited him. However he can say to Yuusuke he was no more interested in that girl if Hiei'd send for Yuusuke or Kurama to him to "entertrain" him. Hiei thought that it'd be a bad deed to do it to Kurachan so he decided to send Yuusuke.
So the little, dark Hiei came back in Ningenkai and said to Yuu that Yomi wanted to apologize to him but he cannot come in Ningenkai because he was blind and horned. Yuusuke was very happy and told Hichan that Botanchan was waiting for him. Yuusuke asked Kurama to accompany him and he accepted.
When they arrived, Yomi thought "Well done, Hiei!" and raped both of them.
Meanwhile Hiei went to Botan that was wearing a beautiful dress. Botanchan asked Hiei if he liked her dress but he cut it into pieces by 16 cuttings and … her.
Yuu and Kura were shocked by that terrible experience and wanted to forget it, so they decided to catch their "rewards". Yuusuke went to Keichan's home where she was waiting for him, while Kura went to Genkai's temple to meet Yukinachan who was very happy to "see" him. But their revenge was already ready… The two friends had said to Shigure that Hiei was madly fallen in love with him, so the ugly man went to the Ningenkai to meet Hiei and take advantage of the love of the small guy to satisfy his bad instinct. Since Botanchan was a very elated and hot lover, Hiei was really tired and he was unable to defend himself against the ugly guy.
But Botan wasn't satisfied by the little Hiei so she decided to catch her "reward" (or prey?). So he went to Minamino family home and said to Shiorisan that Atsukosan was waiting for her. Shuuichi-Kurama was so alone and Botan raped him violently. Botan was very satisfied now and asked Kurama if he liked it, but he replied simply saying: "I realized that Yuusuke is my only friend since Hiei had sold me to Yomi", but Botan replied: "Oh, but Yuusuke sold you to me!".
In the meantime Hiei thought that Kurama wasn't a real friend because, even if he decided not to sold him to Yomi, that bad fox had sent a very bad and ugly "present" to him. So he decided to ask to Mukuro to rape him and thought: "Kurama! Yuusuke! I hate you!".
Mukuro was happy at that request and went to Genkai's temple where she was sure to meet him. But Yukina asked her: "Why are you here?" and Mukuro: "To meet Kurama, I know he is here!" "Kuramasan is mine!" "You icy doll, take his heart, I want only his body!" "But Kuramasan's body is mine too! My brother was so kind to ask his best friend to marry me!". "Marry?!" Kurama thought coming out from the temple, then said: "I think Yuusuke can be more satisfactory than a delicate guy as I am!" and thought: "Yuusuke! Hiei! I hate you!".
So Mukuro went to Urameshi's home, but Yuusuke, that was … with his Keiko, told the cyber woman to go to Kuwabara and thought: "Hiei! Kurama! I hate you!".
Mukuro was very annoyed and said angry: "Whoever I'll meet now, that Kuwabara, I'll rape him without any mercy!!".
That morning Kazuma had woken up thinking: "I'm a very lucky boy since I love the purest girl in the world and I have the best friends a man can have!".
END
Story by ChooMajinBuu; send any comments or suggestions to choomajinbuu@hotmail.com
"YUU YUU HAKUSHO" original story and characters are by Togashi Yoshihirosama
Author's notes: 1. Kurama likes Botan, but he is angry because his friend has sold him; 2. Yuusuke lets Botan have Kurama only to let Hiei have her, not to let Kurama have a pretty girl; 3. Hiei lets Kurama have Yukina only to have Botan.
I must apologize to all "YYH" fans that know Yukinachan is really innocent and pure and Yuusuke & his friends are true friends, but everything I wrote has the only aim to be a funny story. Yesterday, 1998/05/07, my sister began to write something at random saying: "Let's write a fanfiction!", so I continued the story writing only some silly things. The titles of my works are by my sister (save "The End of YUU YUU HAKUSHO"), for this story she used a title she had in mind for a long time (she thinks that that title sounds very good). "Vendetta" is an Italian word that means "Revenge" (but it's used also in English language).
This is the first fanfiction I wrote, but I had other ones in mind for some months. My first story was "The End of YUU YUU HAKUSHO" (a parody of "The End of EVANGELION"), my second one is "Gay Guy Hakusho" (all characters are gay!). Next time I'll wrote "YYH Unfrequently Asked Questions" that isn't a list of question/answer, but… a list of sometimes-very-indiscreet list of question/answer.
To all fanfictions writers: write lemon fics with YUU YUU GIRLS and, please, write them in Italian! …pardon, but I hate to read everything isn't in Italian!