Author’s Note’s: Hello Hello! This fic is kinda like a prequel to “New Beginning’s.” Thanks to Alyson who got me to write this! ^.^
Manager's note: You're welcome, Dani! WRITE MORE! ^_~
Four giggling, peppy girl’s sat around a tavern table. The tavern was pretty much empty, it was around closing time by the way. Bartender’s and waitresses stuck there nose’s up at the bunch, while cleaning up plate’s and wiping out glasses. Preparing to go home early this night now faded in their mind’s. Martina giggled as she sipped down the shot of Sak’e that dribbled down her lip’s, causing the other girl’s to slap their palms against the table in a riot of laughter. A dazed Lina patted a giggling Amelia on the back while passing her a small cup filled with liquor.
“Miss Lina, I thought you said I was to young to drink!”
“Naaaaah...Is O’ kay...” Lina slurred, bringing the cup to her lip’s spilling some of the liquor on Amelia’s dress. Sylphiel choked back a giggle as she tipped back in her chair, nearly falling.
“Don’t be such a poo stick! *Hic.*” Martina chuckled
“Yes, Miss Amelia We won’ tell...” Sylphiel flashed Amelia a peace sign as Martina slugged her arm around her. Amelia gazed at the shot glass, slowly closing her eye’s and slugging it back. The little group jumped up with a strange female cry. Clicking their tongue’s and flailing their arm’s, causing the keeper’s of the tavern to sweatdrop.
“AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!!”
“GWAH!” Amelia fell back in her chair, slamming against the dusty tavern floor. She coughed and spat at the strong taste of the Sak’e. The girl’s sat back down with a deep sigh, goofy smiles on their dazed faces.
“We’ve corrupted another!”
“... X_X...” Amelia remained on the floor as the girl’s continued to chatter about the meaning’s of life...
“His BUTT is so round, I just wanna fall asleep on it!” Lina raised her hands in the air making squeezing notions as the other girl’s tilted back more drink’s spitting it out laughing madly. Amelia twitched and climbed back up to the table. Martina poked her nose, as Amelia’s eye’s crossed and she fell back down.
“Now Zangulus! WOO! He work’s wonder’s with his hand’s!”
“Ew! Gag me! *_*”
“Jealous, Lina!”
“Jealous!? HA! Now Gourry...*Hic.* He’s built like a tank!”
“I wanna piece of that!” Sylphiel responded, staring into space. Amelia grasped her way back to the table. Looking suspicious.
“Well...you know what I’ve been wondering? *Hic.*” She whispered looking around. She tilted in ward as the other girl’s crowded in.
“If Zelgadis is made of rock...does that mean he’s always...Ha-”
The girl’s fell out of their chair’s as a near waitress dropped a plate, shattering across the floor. Amelia blushed madly looking around the table, at the twitching girl’s.
“W-what?”
Lina climbed up and bopped her on the head.
“I thought you were a shrine maiden... *Hic.*”
“ Heh... Oh yeah...”
“Heeeeey...so am I!” Sylphiel stated from the floor. A man wearing a long black cloak walked in to the tavern causing everyone to get speechless. The man walked towards Martina who was slowly but surely pulling herself back into her seat.
“Are you Miss. Martina?”
“ That’s Mrsssss. Well...soon enough anyway.”
“ Ah, then I’m just on time.” The man threw off his cloak exposing a tall handsome man, in a loin cloth, muscles rippling tightly.
“...O_O...”
“*Squeal.* ENTERTAINMENT!!!” The girl’s screamed, turning SD for a moment wailing their chibi arm’s and foaming at the mouth. The girl’s whipped out several gold coin’s, with star’s in their eye’s and a rather scary smile playing upon their lip’s.
“O-oh my...” The stripper commented, backing away slowly.
“ *Sniffle.* She just doesn’t pay attention to my feeling’s.” Zangulus whined as Gourry patted his back.
“Women can be so insensitive...” Gourry sighed. A few block’s away from the girl’s in a neon colored Tavern, four male’s sat glumly at the tavern bar. Zelgadis slumped his shoulder and munched on a bowel of peanut’s, while Xelloss sucked back on a bottle of beer. Gourry continued to comfort the sniffling engaged man.
“Come now, Zangulus, this is your bachelor party...shouldn’t we be having fun?”
Gourry clapped his hand’s together and grinned. “I know! I just know the perfect recipe for the most fragrant pouppori! And we could even make gift basket’s!”
The men casted their attention to Gourry slowly, huge sweatdrop’s hanging from their forehead’s. Zelgadis slammed the bowel of peanut’s on Gourry’s blonde head and slumped.
“We gotta do something better then this!”
“ Your right Zel. *Sniffle.* What should we do?”
Xelloss snapped his finger’s and jumped up on the bar counter. “Dress in drag and do the train!?”
“ N-no...I was thinking...get drunk and stuffing money down a tan woman’s G-string...” Zangulus replied blinking. Xelloss blinked a few times before sitting back down on the stole.
“I’m game.”
“Zel?”
“Although I no doubtingly refuse to degrade women in th- Oh screw it, sure.”
“Gourry?”
“Huh, what’s a G-string?” Gourry blinked picking peanut’s from his hair and eating them. Zangulus sighed and tugged at his hat.
“Good! Let’s go find entertainment!”
‘YAY!”
The four men walked sulking through the dark town.
“I can’t believe there isn’t ONE female stripping in this god for saking town...”
“ I-ill do it, I said that before...” Xelloss replied sweetly. Zelgadis took the liberty of smashing his fist into his face.
“Itaaai...”
“I guess we should go get the girls...”
“They couldn’t be having too much fun without us.” Gourry suggested, smugly.
They headed over towards the Tavern where the girl’s we’re perched. Shout’s we’re heard from within. Zelgadis blinked at Gourry, taking a protective stance.
“Trouble...” He said as he ran to the Tavern, Followed by the other 3 men. Gourry UN sheathed his sword and kicked through the door.
“Leave it to Lina and Martina to stir up trouble while we’re away.” Zangulus bellowed while rushing in. The men dropped their weapon’s at the view before them. Their eye’s blinked to the size of saucers. They twitched a few times before growing pale.
“ OOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAH! TAKE IT OFF!” Sylphiel wailed swinging the man’s cloak over her head.
“Take it all off!” Martina cried. Jumping up and down, Lina was behind the stripper, looking dazed and running her hands over his rippling peck’s... cooing. While the man continued to laugh and rotate his hip’s an inch from Amelia’s blushing face.
“MARTINA!!!
“LINA...S-SYLPHIEL!!”
“AMELIA!”
“Oh my...” Xelloss said softly taping his chin and gazing at the man.
The girl’s blinked at the twitching men.p> “....MARTINA, WHAT IN L~SAMA’S NAME ARE YOU DOING.”
Amelia jumped up in the Stripper’s arms giggling.
“LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA!”
The girl’s giggled and continued their lil’ party.
“This is NOT appropriate at all!” Zelgadis shouted walking over the stripper and grabbing Amelia by the wrist and dragging her out. Gourry did the same clutching Lina, Zangulus clutching his wife to be. Xelloss shrugged his shoulder’s and grabbed Sylphiel.
‘ONE MORE DANCE, JUST ONE MORE!”
“Now now Miss. Sylphiel, this is NO way for a Shrine Maiden to be acting.” He chuckled walking after the rest.
A little bit after the ordeal, the little party consisting of 8 member’s...4 totally hashed on liquor. I’ll let you guess who. *Cough.*
“ I don’t want no scrub...”
“A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me...”
“*Hic.* I dun wan no scrub...”
“Hee Hee... scrub...”
The sober men watched the intoxicated girl’s sway near the fire singing...
“Do you think they’ll be OK?” Gourry asked eyeing the girl’s, who giggled madly. Zelgadis tossed his arm’s over his chest.
“They’ll be fine.”
“Until the morning...” Xelloss smirked.
“Or until Martina is sober!” Zangulus muttered raising his fist.
“Hey Martina... Is Zangy’s sword as long as Gourry’s?” Lina asked, slugging her arm around Martina.
“...O_O...”
“Well...you’d be surprised but...”<> Xelloss leaned in closer with a curious expression on his face. Zangulus screamed and bashed Xelloss, cupping his free hand around Martina’s mouth. Gourry blinked, As Zelgadis snickered under his breath. Amelia and Sylphiel began belly dancing around the bonfire.
“Traaaaalaaaa.... I did it all for the nookie....”
“The nookie!”
“Hey Amelia?” Sylphiel asked. “I dare ya’ to flash everyone.”
“No no...” Zelgadis began waving his hand’s back and forth.
“OK!”
Amelia reached down and lifted up her shirt.
“...O_____________O...”
The girl’s broke out in an insane laughter as the men broke out in a blush turning away as Amelia hoped around with her shirt over her head.
“ I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconut’s!” She sang. Xelloss smirked. “Deeeeeddddle de indeed.”
Zelgadis once again took the liberty of whacking Xelloss. Amelia pulled her shirt back down striking a pose.
“Yatta!”
Amelia flopped down in Zel’s lap, causing him to squeak.
“Can I assssshk you something...Zeeeeeel?”
“Uhhhh.....OK.”
“Are you always...haaarrr..---- Zzzzzzz....”
Zelgadis blinked as Amelia drooled on his slack’s.
“Ergh...does anyone know what she was talking about.”
The girl’s cracked up. The men blushed and looked away.
“NO!”
Xelloss smirked and whispered into Zel’s ear. Zelgadis turned purple and fainted. Gourry blinked over at Lina who was snoozing on top of Martina, who was hugging a Zangulus plushie. Lina snored as a snot bubble popped and reappeared several times near her nostril. Sylphiel had plopped down over a log, mumbling soon turning into snoring. Gourry Xellos and Zangulus exchanged glances before cracking up and lighting cigar’s.
4 young girl’s awoke groggily with hangover’s from hell.
“You do know you deserve this...” Zangulus said softly, helping his fiancé to her feet. She quickly kicked him in the family jewel’s.
Amelia awoke in a passed out Zelgadis’ lap.
“...O_o...”
Zelgadis stirred and blinked down at Amelia in his lap.
“HENTAI!”
Amelia brought her palm across Zel’s face as he passed out again. Lina groaned rubbing her head trying not to laugh at Amelia and Zel. Xelloss swung Sylphiel over his shoulder and giggled.
“I do so love our little get together’s!”
“I’m NEVER getting married...” Gourry said softly turning to Zangulus....
“You should have stuck with the Fiancee...I could use a pickle right about now...”