Author's notes: Now imagine that my (Chrisy chan) computer is a special
machine that, whatever appears on the screen happens. No matter what
the
characters were doing before has no effect. And it will affect the
world of
my choosing. Hmmm, Cephiro? No just did one. Bakaretsu hunter world?
Don't
think so. Ahhh, I have it! Slayers World!!
"Jikan Warp!!!"
"What was that noise?" Lina turned to the place where the sound
had come.
Her ruby eyes widened as the saw a bright light slowly creep over the
landscape. "Oh, no. Not again!"
The Slayers cast cringed as the light engulfed them.
The sky was a bright cerulean blue. A gentle breeze passed over
a small
group that is having an afternoon picnic. There was a red hared young
girl
dressed in a pink county dress sitting next to a blonde boy who was
rubbing
his head. Next the blonde boy was an overly happy girl who looked to
be the
youngest trying to persuade another boy to sit with the rest of the
group.
His hair was an unusual shade of blue that matched his shirt.
Next to the
boy was another girl with blonde hair who was quietly drinking tea.
She
seemed to be ignoring another little boy with purple hair who was saying
'Sore himitsu desu' repeatedly. Apparently she finally got fed up with
him
because she pulled out a plastic mace and whacked him in the head.
"What did you say Gourry?" Lina asked, with a growl.
He sat upright. "I said that you looked real weird in a dress.
I didn't
think you ever acted like a girl."
"My sister made me wear this!" Her hand found its way to Gourry's
face,
knocking him out. "You inconsiderate idiot!!!" Lina kicked him for
emphasis.
"Oh, come on Mr. Zelgadis. Join us." Amelia pulled on Zel's arm
ineffectively "What's wrong with being social?"
"Fine. I'll go." Zel said simply. Not that the princesses' words
had any
effect on him. He just didn't want his arm ripped out of his socket.
"Oh, Miss. Lina. What did you do to Mr. Gourry?"
Lina crossed her arms over her chest. "He said I don't normally
act like a
girl so I punched him out." Lina kicked Gourry again making him groan.
"That
'll show you."
Amelia sighed. "Miss. Lina, punching Mr. Gourry wasn't very lady
like."
Amelia stepped behind Zelgadis who also got knocked out from
Lina's punch.
"Uh, Sorry 'bout that Zel."
"Get away from me ,namagomi!!" yelled Filia, trying to keep her
control.
"Ahhhh, Die ,namagomi!!" Filia took out her mace and whacked him in
the
face.
Rubbing his head he told her simply as he always did. "Now, Miss.
Filia, is
that any way for a soon to be priestess to act?"
Xellos was only rewarded with another whack from Filia. "Ouch."
Filia resumed sipping her tea. "So ,Lina, how is your family.
Lina shudders.
"Ah, Miss. Lina are you all right?" Amelia asked. "You are shaking."
Gourry groans and sits up. "What's wrong Lina?"
"Slugsssssssss!!!!" Lina clutched the closest object that just
happened to
be Gourry. "Slugs! Get 'em away!"
All Gourry could do was try to comfort her. The operative
word being try.
"Limphh, mph ihmph humph."
Zel flicked the bugs off the blanket. "See all gone."
"Oh, Mr. Zelgadis, you were so brave." Amelia gushed.
Zel sighed. "They were only slugs ,Amelia."
"Gourry. Ah, tha.thanks for .help.helping. You too Zel." Lina
said under
her breath. It had always been hard for her to thank people. Especially
Gourry.
"Sore himitsu desu."
Filia frowned. "Why did you have to bring this tablecloth ,Xellos.
The one
that has Sore Himitsu desu on it. It is staring to remind me of you."
"Sore Himitsu desu!" He smiled.
She once again pulled out her plastic mace and proceeded to hit
Xellos. But
he keep on dodging.
"Namagomi!" She yelled. "Namagomi!" Her mace accidentally hit
a tree which
made her Mace brake. "My mace!" She sulked back to the picnic.
"Miss. Filia, I'm sorry." Xellos said, almost sincerely.
She turned to face him. " Right." Her eyes rolled
"Really."
"It would be the sixteenth this week."
"It's okay." Another mace materialized in his hand. "Here you
go."
"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" She cried hugging Xellos.
That lasted ,oh, about five seconds. "Namagomi!!! How dare you
touch me
like that!"
"Mr. Zelgadis, have you ever thought about cutting your hair?"
Amelia
asked, fingering his hair.
"No."
"Pink bows?"
"No."
"Then why do you have all of those Hanson posters in your room?"
Disclaimer: Never owned these guys so don't try any funny stuff.
Jikan Warp means Time warp.
Authors' notes: I love Slayers. All the more reason to put them in pink
bows.
Chrisy chan