Rod: Here it comes, televisions finest hour of fantastic prizes! The fabulous 60 minute, “Price is Righteous”!
The crowd roars is applause even louder as the show gets under way with Rod calling down random contestants from the audience.
Rod: LINA INVERSE!!! COME ON DOWN!!!
Lina: *jumps out of her seat in the audience and she runs down to one of the contestant booths* All right! Finally, a chance to win some money! Ohh, I’m so exited! *takes her place at the far left booth*
Rod: GOURRY GABRIEVE!!! COME ON DOWN!!!
Gourry: *confused looking around* Huh?! Who called me?! Who’s coming down!?
Lina: *shouts toward Gourry from the cheering crowd, angry* Gourry you jellyfish, get down here he’s telling you!!!
Gourry: Uh, ok. *gets up from his seat in the audience, and walks down toward the contestant booths, and stands in the booth next to Lina*
Rod: ZELGADISS GREYWORDS!!! COME ON DOWN!!!
Zelgadiss: *stands up from his seat in the audience, sighing* Oh well, can’t complain. Better just go through this. *Zelgadiss walks down towards the contestant booths, and stands right next to Gourry, arms crossed, and sighing one more time*
Rod: And AMELIA WIL TESLA SAILLUNE!!! COME ON DOWN!!!
Amelia: *jumps out of her seat in the audience, excited* All right, I knew that the forces of justice would guild me to contestants row!
Phil: *is seating by Amelia, and pats her on the shoulder, smiling at his daughter* Go my sweet daughter! Do your very best for your father!
Amelia: *smiles at her father* I won’t let you down daddy! *leaves the audience, and runs down to the contestant booths, and stands at the right end of contestants row, next to Zelgadiss*
Rod: You are the first four contestants of the “Price is Righteous“! And now, here is our star for the “Price is Righteous”, Shawn Ellis!!!
Shawn: *I (Narrator) come out of a huge opening door at closes when I come out. Wearing a black suit, with a red and blue tie on, and black leather shoes. He adjusts his glasses, and walks to the front of the stage where a beautiful lady hands him a thin microphone. Shawn bows to the crowd that cheers for him, and starts to speak* Welcome everyone, to the “Price is Righteous”!
The audience cheers with delight, and the music in the back ground dies down.
Shawn: Thanks you all for your kind welcome! ^v^
Lina waves at Shawn with glee, Gourry is still a little confused on what’s going on, Zelgadiss just stares at Shawn not caring a single bit, and Amelia claps her hands at Shawn happily.
Shawn: Ok! *points over to the middle of the stage* Here’s the first item up for bids today!
Rod: *as a curtain over a table lifts Rod gives the name of the item* It’s a Holy Scepter!
Lina looks oddly at the item; Gourry looks confused looking at the item, Zelgadiss shrugs looking at the item, but Amelia who eyes shine with stars as she looks at the lovely colorful scepter.
Rod: A mystical Holy Scepter that says in the legends that is uses the holy power of the gods to smite it’s enemy, this scepter is powerful enough to destroy a pure Mazoku, and was once used by defenders of love and justice, The Holy Scepter.
Shawn: And that scepter will go to the one of you four who bids closest to the actual retailed price without going over! Lina, what do you bid?
Lina: *scratches her head* Hmm…a scepter…I’d say…*smiles* $1,200 Shawn! *Lina’s price pops up on the screen below her*
Shawn: Lina says $1,200, Gourry?
Gourry: Hmm… I don’t know, I’d say $800. *Gourry’s price pops on screen*
Shawn: $800, now Zelgadiss.
Zelgadiss: I don’t really care for a scepter, so I’ll say…$300.
Shawn: Uh…ok, $300 it is. And now Amelia.
Amelia: Shawn, I feel that a scepter such as this should have a fair, and righteous price. So, I Amelia shall say, $550.
Shawn: Amelia says $550! And the actual retailed price is…$770! AMELIA IS THE WINNER!!!
The crowd cheers!
Amelia: *Amelia booths flashes, and Amelia jumps up and down in excitement* All right! I knew that my justice heart would triumph! *runs up on stage to join Shawn*
In the crowd Phil, his brother Christi for, and all the servants of Saillune clapped for Amelia as she goes on stage.
Shawn: This way Amelia, if you please. *walks up to a giant green partition with the Price is Righteous imprinted on it*
Amelia: *comes beside Shawn, and kisses him on the cheek. ^v^*
Shawn: Thank you Amelia, and for our dear princess, we would like to give you this! *points over to a big opening door*
Rod: A new bed!!!
Amelia: *so excited, jumps up and down in happiness*
Rod: From “La-Z-Boy’s” this new king size bed made of brass, has designs in both contemporary, and traditional style, for a champion of love and justice to enjoy. And for a conferrable night sleep, this new mattress from “Serta”, the “Perfect Sleeper” for a child’s bedroom, has pillow top to make sure that your child sleeps well, and will wake up the next day in perfect shape. A prize package worth…$5,789.
Amelia: Ooooooooh. Mr. Shawn I’ve always wanted a new bed, and a soft one too. So I’ll do my best to earn it, in the name of justice.
Lina: *in the audience, sitting in her contestant chair* Oh please…
Shawn: Well Amelia, that bed WILL be yours if you win in…”Secret “X“”! To win this game, you must match three “X’s” (except for in the middle squares) in order to win. Along the middle squares there is a hidden “X”, I will give you a free “X” to place on the Tic-Tac-Toe board. *pulls out from behind the giant Tic-Tac-Toe board, a red “X”, and gives it to Amelia*
Amelia: Ok. *walks over to the board, and places the “X” on the top left square*
Shawn: Good, now I will give you a chance to win two more “X’s” from these items! *points at two items on a tables* Rod, what are the items today?
Rod: Ok Shawn first we have an “Enchanted Dagger”, a curse on the dagger that turns an normal person into an enraged madman, really rare it is, the enchanted dagger, and second “The Sleeping Wand”, a bewitched wand with the power by the touch of it’s top, to put it’s victim to sleep, really useful in battle, the sleeping wand.
Shawn: All right Amelia, for the “Enchanted Dagger”, do you think the price is $40, or $70?
Lina & Gourry: NOT FOR SALE!!!
Shawn: Ahem! *turns to Gourry, and Lina after he finished hearing their first compliment* Oh shut up!
Audience gives their replies to Amelia.
Amelia: I shall say, $40.
Shawn: Forty dollars, is she right?
[$40] $$ DING $$ [$40]
Shawn: You are right! *pulls out another big red “X”, and hands it to Amelia* And now Amelia, put your next “X” wherever you want now.
Amelia: *thinks for a second, and places the red “X” in the top right square* There.
Shawn: Great, now what is the price of the sleeping wand? Is it $90, or $109.
The crowd once again give their replies to Amelia.
Amelia: I shall say, $109.
Shawn: One hundred and nine dollars is she right?
[$109] $$ DING $$ [$109]
Shawn: Right again! *pulls out another red “X”, and hands it to Amelia* Now, place your last “X” where you want it to go.
Amelia: *places her last “X” on the bottom left hand corner* I’m finished Mr. Shawn.
Shawn: All right Amelia, if the secret “X” is in the top, or middle center of the sections, you win that bed. *pushes a red button on the game board* Is she a winner!?
The secret “X” appears…on the top center section of the Tic-Tac-Toe board.
$$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ [Amelia got Tic-Tac-Toe along the top square sections]
The audience roars with cheers.
Shawn: YOU WON!
Amelia: All right! I won! I knew that justice would pull through for me in the end!
Prince Phil: *shouts out from the crowd* That’s my daughter down there!
Shawn: ^v^ I’ll see you at the big wheel. Take your seat over there. *points to the side of the stadium at two chairs for the winning contestants to seat at*
Amelia: Oh, okay! *runs, and leaves Shawn alone, sitting in the seat on the side of the stadium.
The crowd’s applause simmers down as Shawn making his way back to the front of the stage, facing Lina, Gourry, and Zelgadiss. One booth was empty, so that was Shawn’s queue to ask for another contestant.
Shawn: Rod, what is the next name on your list!?
Rod: Why Shawn it’s XELLOS MYSTERIOUS PRIEST!!! COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the next contestant on the Price is Righteous!
Xellos: *out of nowhere appears in his booth on contestants row beside Zelgadiss in the spot where Amelia stood* Did someone call me? ^v^
Zelgadiss: Grrr!!! Get away from me monster!!
Xellos: Oh, but I just can’t Zelgadiss, because this is the only booth to stand on. Besides, I’d like harassing you while I’m here. ^v^
Zelgadiss: *growls at Xellos*
Shawn: Alright Zelgadiss pay attention; cause here comes the next item up for bids.
Two beautiful girls bring out the item to the front of the stage.
Rod: It’s a Sword of Light!!!
Zegadiss and Xellos blink as they see the girls have a Sword of Light.
Gourry: Hey, wait a minute, that’s my-
Lina: WOW!!! *eyes shine like stars* It’s my Sword of Light!
Gourry face faulted from Lina’s reply, and Lina still makes goo-goo eyes at what was once Gourry’s sword.
Rod: From Dark Star, the legendary Sword of Light, Goru Nova, one of the five light weapons created by Dark Star that slayed the demon beast Zanifar. Really lightweight, and have cut through even a monsters astral body. The Sword of Light.
Shawn: Xellos, what do you bid on that?
Xellos: ^v^ $4,000.
Shawn: $4,000, Lina?
Lina: WOW! Um, $9,000!
Shawn: $9,000, Gourry?
Gourry: Hey now wait just a minute! That sword was passed down to my family, so that means it’s MINE! You can’t sell something that belongs to me!
Shawn: Well Mr. Gourry, first of all I’ll say, it USED to be your Sword of Light, and I can bring anything out for sale. But, you can reclaim your sword if you make the right bid.
Gourry: Ohhhhhhhhhh… Ok, I bid…$8,990.
Shawn: All right, $8,990.
Lina: Ha! You fool, you jellyfish brain! You made a big mistake making that bid! That Sword of Light is going to be-
Shawn: *upset at Lina* Silence Lina! *speaks politely to Zelgadiss* Zel, what do you bid?
Zelgadiss: *sweat drops at Shawn* I guess $6,000.
Shawn: Zel bids $6,000.
Lina: All right, that Sword of Light will be officially mine!
Shawn: The actual retailed price is…
Lina: *grins with glee, can’t stop the giggling from inside her body*
Shawn: $8,995, GOURRY IS THE WINNER!!!
Lina: *shocked* WHAAAAAAAT!!!???
The crowds roars in applause; the girls mostly.
Gourry: *booth flashes* All right! I got my sword back! *runs up on stage after Shawn, who is walking to the stage*
Lina: *cries out loud* Nooooooooo!!! I want my Sword of Light!!!!!! Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Zelgadiss who is sitting on the contestant chair next to Lina sweat drops at her, while trying to ignore her, but Xellos who sits next to Zelgadiss, just smiles at Lina as always.
Shawn: *stands next to Gourry in the back of the stage* All right Gourry, you got back your Sword of Light.
Lina: *Shouts out loud, crying* YOU MEAN MY SWORD OF LIGHT!
Shawn: *ignores Lina* So now, we would like to give you these. *points to a now huge opening door of two items standing by two beautiful ladies*
Rod: An exercise bike, and a new brain!
Lina & Zelgadiss & Xellos: *confused* A new brain.
Lina: *sighs* That’s just what he needs.
Gourry: *looks dimwitted at the two items*
Rod: First, the Reebok CYC exercise bike from “Express Bike Superstore”, sleek designs and an aggressively-elevated seat make the Reebok CYC 12 Exercise Bike a popular Exercise Bike for biking enthusiasts seeking a Recumbent Exercise Bike that provides the powerful feel of an upright Exercise Bike. And second, a new brain, from “You-Don’t-Want-To-Know-Where”, now you shall no longer be such an idiot, you can use your noodle whenever you need to, comes with all the information that you missed during your adventures with Lina Inverse.
A wall beside Shawn turns to show a clock on the wall with one single handle pointing to 30 secs.
Shawn: And Gourry, your going to play, “The Clock Game”! First you shall tell me the right price of the item and if you miss the price, I shall say, HIGHER or LOWER, until you get the right price, but you will have to hurry cause you’ll have 30 secs. To name the right prices of all these two items, ready?
Gourry: Um, yes?
Shawn: Ok, first you will try and guess the price of the exercise bike; we shall show it to our audience.
The price of the bike appears above the audience, the price is $550.
Shawn: Audience, please, please don’t help Mr. Gourry with this. Gourry the clock starts with your first bid.
Gourry: Um, $550?
$$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$
A ring rounds out loud which tells Gourry that he got the right price. The crowd roars with cheer, even Lina and her friends.
Shawn: You did it Gourry! And all in ONE bid! You’re excellent!
Gourry: Wow. I’m shocked.
Xellos: *whispers over Zelgadiss to Lina* Hey Lina, maybe Gourry will win this game after all.
Lina: *whispers back* I think your right.
Shawn: ^v^ All right now, let’s show the audience the price of the brain!
The price of the brain above the audience was $1,325.
Shawn: Again audience, please don’t help Gourry.
Lina: *jumps out of her seat quickly* Hurry Gourry! The price is-
Zelgadiss, and Xellos jump on Lina before she could blurt out the price to Gourry, covering her mouth, and struggling to keep her in her seat. Lina tries to kick the two off of her, but to no avail.
Shawn: *glares at a struggling Lina* Riiight. Gourry, the clock will start on your first bid.
Gourry: $2,000.
Shawn: Lower.
Gourry: $3,000?
Shawn: Lower.
Gourry: $5,000?
Shawn: I SAID LOWER!!!
Gourry: A nickel?
Shawn: Much HIGHER!
Gourry: A penny?
Shawn: Grrrrrrr!!! STOP THE CLOCK!!!
The clock stops at 15 secs.
Shawn: Gourry when I say higher, THINK of a price higher then your last guess, and when I say lower, USE YOUR BAIT FOR BRAINS to THINK of a price lower then your last guess!
Gourry: That’s cold…
Shawn: Whatever, the clock will start again from your next guess.
Gourry: $700?
Shawn: Higher.
Gourry: $10,000?
Shawn: Lower!
Gourry: $701?
Shawn: Higher!
Gourry: $1,000,000?
Shawn: TOO HIGH!
Gourry: Higher? Um, $5,000,000?
Shawn: MUCH LOWER!!!
Gourry: Um, $1,324?
~#BUZZ#~ Time is up, and the crowd sighs in disappointment.
Shawn: *growls, his face is red* You moron, octopus, jellyfish, piece of garbage for brains!
Gourry: *is really disappointed, and gloomy* Now that was really, really cold.
Xellos: *lips smirk, trying to stop himself from laughing* Piece of garbage for brains? *cannot stop himself, and bursts out laughing*
Shawn: I’m terribly sorry Gourry, you won the exercise bike, but not your new brain, terribly sorry.
Gourry: *still gloomy* Yeah, right. *joins Amelia at the side of the stadium, taking a seat on the bench next to her*
Amelia: Oh, Mr. Gourry, I’m so sorry, you tried your best. *pats Gourry on the back*
The crowd applauds again after the second contestant’s game, Xellos still laughing out loud. When the crowd dies down, a voice from above the crowd shouts out.
Voice: Why don’t you just shut up, you piece of garbage!
Xellos: *twitches* Who said that?
Lina and Zelgadiss look around to see who shouted.
Shawn: *at the front of the stage again* Rod, who is are next contestant, and who just shouted?
Rod: Shawn the person who just shouted is our next contestant, FILIA UL COPT, COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the next contestant on the Price is Righteous!
Filia: *jumps out of her seat, full of joy* Wow, how wonderful! *walks politely down and out of the audience, and takes her place between Lina, and Zelgadiss, where Gourry used to stand*
Xellos: Well, well, Filia, nice to see you here in contestants row.
Filia: *growls at Xellos* Miss Lina, can’t I please take your spot? I want to be far away from this creep as far as I can.
Shawn: Sorry Filia, no can do. Stay in your spot if you please. ^v^ Cause here comes the lovely assistant of mine with the next item up for bids.
The lovely lady assistant comes down from the audience walks over to the contestant row, and shows them the item.
Rod: It’s a lovely necklace!
Lina and Filia’s eyes shine with starts at the lovely looking necklace; Zelgadiss looks amazed at the necklace, while Xellos just smiles, and looks at the necklace.
Rod: From “The Sunken Treasure Ship”, this beautiful 20k gold Rainbow Necklace covered in emeralds, rubies, sapphires, diamonds, and limestone’s makes this wonderful accessory a wonderful piece of jewelry to wear at dinner, or at the ball, the Rainbow Necklace.
The assistant lady leaves contestants row with the necklace, and Filia is drooling in the mouth, watching the necklace get taken away.
Shawn: ^_^; Um…Filia, if you would mind, stop drooling, and tell me what you bid?
Filia: *snaps out of it, and blushes as she whips off the drool on her face* So sorry…Um… I say, $750.
Shawn: Filia says $750, Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: *thinks* Hmm…$900.
Shawn: $900. Xellos?
Xellos: ^v^ I shall say, $751.
Shawn: Xellos bids $751.
Filia: *vain pops out of her forehead, burns up* Why that stupid monster!
Zelgadiss: *sweat drops, and sighs at Filia and Xellos*
Shawn: Umm, Lina?
Lina: One thousand, one thousand, $1,000 Shawn!
Shawn: Ok, ok, Lina bids $1,000. The actual retailed price is…$1,575. LINA IS THE WINNER!!!
Lina: *Lina’s booth flashes, and she jumps out of contestants row yelling* ALL RIGHT! I WON! I WON! I FINALLY WON MY WAY! At last! *comes up to Shawn on stage and gives him a kiss on the cheek*
Shawn: ^v^ Thank you Lina Inverse, I bet you want to win, LOTS of money.
Lina: Your darn right I’m here to win money!
Zelgadiss: It’s obvious.
Lina: *shouts at Zelgadiss, angry* I HEARD THAT!!!
Zelgadiss: *sweat drops in fear*
Shawn: Well we have something special to tell you, am I right Rod!?
Rod: That’s right! Lina Inverse, you are going to play…PLINKO!!!
Crowd roars in applause.
Lina: Plinko?
Rod: For a chance to win $50,000!!!
Lina: *jumps up and down excited* Wow, $50,000, I want that money! *follows Shawn who walks over to the Plinko wall, with the prices at the bottom of the wall*
Shawn: All right Lina, you will get a chance to win $50,000 by playing this game, and I shall give you your first Plinko chip. *gives Lina a pink medium sized, chip*
Lina: *takes the chip from Shawn* Wow, thank you, thank you very much!
Shawn: And you shall get a chance to win 4 more Plinko chips, with these 4 prices over there! *points to the four stands, each stand as a curtain over each item, and below the items, there are the wrong prices of the items* Let’s start with the first item, Rod!?
Rod: Right Shawn, the first item is a Range Griddle from, “ Whirlpool”.
Save time on cleanup when you prepare an entire breakfast on one non-stick
griddle. Great for preparing bacon and eggs, pancakes, sausage, French
toast and even grilled cheese sandwiches.
Shawn: Now Lina Inverse. *points to the price of the Griddle* That griddle is not $59, but do you think the, 5 is the first number of the price, or is the, 9 the last number of the price?
The crowd shouts out their suggestions to Lina.
Lina: *scratches her head* Hmm, I’ll say the 5 is the first number.
Shawn: The five, is she right!?
=!! DING !!= [$51]
Shawn: ^v^ You are right, so you will get another Plinko chip, Rod our next item please?
Rod: Moving on Shawn, next we have the Laundry Bag and Stain Stick from, “Whirlpool”. Avoid the time-consuming chore of hand washing delicates with our nylon-zipped polyester net bag. Simply place delicates in bag, zip, and add to washer's delicate cycle. Stain stick removes impossible stains and is safe for all washables.
Shawn: That price is not $30, is it the, 3 the first number or the, 0 the last number?
The crowd once again shouts their suggestions to Lina.
Lina: The 0, Shawn.
Shawn: The zero, is she right!?
=!! DING !!= [$20]
Shawn: Right! Going on, the next item is…
Rod: Shawn it’s a Food Processor from, “Kitchen Aid”. Sturdy bases have sealed housings for quiet and steady operation. Blades are made from premium quality stainless steel. Strong motors provide the power to handle the toughest processing jobs.
Shawn: That price is not $95, is the, 9 the first number or is the, 5 the last number in the price?
Crowd help out Lina again by shouting out their replies.
Lina: I’ll say…the 9.
Shawn: Nine, is she right!?
=!! DING !!= [$99]
Shawn: Right! Wonderful Lina! One more item left, for one more Plinko chip, what’s the last item Rod?
Rod: Why it’s a Toaster from, “Kitchen Aid”. Toast bagels and English muffins perfectly with the industries most advanced bagel function. Rugged stainless steel interior is combined with a tough polycarbonate exterior for long-lasting performance and easy cleaning.
Shawn: And the price of that is not $77, is the, 7 the first or the last number in the price of the toaster?
Lina: This is a hard one…um…the first 7.
Shawn: The first seven, is Lina right!?
=!! DING !!= [$79]
Shawn: Lina Inverse you are right again!
Lina: *jumps up and down cheering* Whoo-hoo! So now that do I do?
Shawn’s lovely assistant lady brings the 4 Plinko chips Lina won, and hands them to her.
Shawn: Now Lina walk up the stairs up to the top of the Plinko board.
Lina: *carefully walks up the stairs until she reaches the top*
Shawn: Now Lina, slide down your first Plinko chip down this Plinko board, and try and hit that $10,000 at the center part here at the bottom. *points to the $10,000 slot in the center of the board, at the bottom*
Lina: All right! Here it goes! *Lina slide down her Plinko chip, and when it gets to the bottom, it lands on…*
## BUZZ ## [$0]
Lina: *appalled* What the…
Shawn: Oh I’m so sorry Miss Lina. *picks up the Plinko chip in the $0 slot, and puts it up* Try again.
Lina: Well, ok. *slides her next Plinko chip down the board, and it looks like it’s about to hit…*
## BUZZ ## [$0]
Lina: *shouts* Aaaarrrrrrrrg!!! This can’t be happening!
Shawn: Oh dear. *puts the second Plinko chip away* Keep trying Lina.
Lina: *picks up her next Plinko chip, and speaks to it* Win me big money, please? *slides the chip down, and… it looks like it will really hit…*
## BUZZ ## [$0]
Lina: *growls* What the heck!!!???
Shawn: *puts the third chip away* Come on Lina, win BIG money!
Lina: *slides the next chip down* Please win me big money, I am begging you in the name of the Dark Lord! I do not want to-
## BUZZ ## [$0]
Lina: AHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS STUPID! STUPID! STUPID,
STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!
Shawn: *puts the forth chip away and sweat drops* Come on Lina, calm down. Believe in the Plinko chip!
Lina: *holds her last chip in her hand, and says a little prayer* Please, in the name of all the rich people in this world, give me all the money you can. *releases the final chip down*
The chips about to hit $10,000! It’s getting closer, closer, closer…!!!
## BUZZ ## [$0]
Lina: *turns into an enraged sorceress* WHAT THE HELL!!!! WHAT KIND OF GAME SHOW IS THIS ANYWAY!!!??? THE PRICE IS RIGHTOUES, WHAT’S SO RIGHTOEUS ABOUT THIS SHOW IF YOU CAN’T WIN ANY MONEY!!!???
Amelia: *appears beside Shawn pointing at Lina from atop the Plinko board* Your wrong Miss Lina, the Price is Righteous, is really righteous! It’s a wonderful game show of wonderful prices! The only reason you lost the game was because of you greediness in your heart, and your-
Lina: FIREBALL!!! *gathers flames of fire in her hands, and throws the ball of fire at Amelia, charring her to a crisp*
Amelia: X_x Owwww… Miss Lina, that…wasn’t…very…nice…*falls to the ground, unconscious*
Xellos: Oh my, a Miss Lina Inverse blowing up her own friends, how very amusing. *chuckles*
Lina: DIL BRAND!!! *causes an explosion underneath Xellos’s seat, and sends him flying across the stadium, and into a wall*
Zelgadiss: O.O
Filia: ^ v ^
Xellos: x_X Oh…my… *slides down from the wall, all burnt up, and weak*
Lina: *starts to tear down the Plinko board, still enraged* AHHHHHH!!!
Shawn: *sweat drops at an uncontrollable Lina Inverse, while dodging any incoming pieces of the board game* Um, folks coming up next is the, Whao! *ducks his head when staircase gets thrown towards his direction* The Big Spin, so stay tuned!
The crowd cheers for “The Big Spin” event.
Rod: Closed captions on “The Price is Righteous“, paid for by the following…
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Screen switches to Lina Inverse outside on the front step of an all white house.
Lina: ^v^ Hello everyone, Lina Inverse here, are monsters in your house, and you don’t know how to get rid of them?
Lina opens up the door to reveal lots of chibi Xellos’s tearing down the wallpaper, breaking antics, and scribbling on the furniture inside the house.
The lady of the house is surrounded by all the chibi Xellos’s, and screams.
Lady: Aaaaaack! Where do all these monsters come from!?
Chibi Xellos’s: Now THAT, is a secret.
Lady: *passes out*
Lina: Well say no more, because I, Lina Inverse am none as the monster exterminator! *begins to chant the Dragon Slave* Darkness beyond twilight…
Lady: *becomes wide-awake* No!!! Not my house!!!!
Lina: Crimson beyond blood that flows. Buried in the stream of time, is where your power grows.
Chibi Xellos’s: *sweat drop* Bye-bye! *one by one each chibi Xellos teleports away, leaving the lady of the house the only one inside*
Lady: Oh my goodness, all those monsters are done! How can I ever thank you!?
Lina: *hands the lady a bill*
Lady: *looks at the bill, she screams, and then faints again*
Lina: Yup folks, I’ll destroy any monsters that disturb you! If you ever need me, call 1-800-MONSTER! Or, to get rid of monsters with the help of another monster exterminator, call Filia Ul Copt at 1-800-GARBAGE!
Filia: *appears beside Lina’s side, smiling at waving* If you’re watching this filthy monster, remember this, we shall exterminate you all from both humans and dragons own good!
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The crowd cheers again as Amelia, Gourry, and Lina are standing next to each other in a line right next to the big wheel. Shawn stands next to the three contestants.
Shawn: And now we join back with are three contestants at the big wheel, and Lina has had plenty of time to cool herself down.
Lina: *cries* It’s just not fair, I should have won money!
Shawn: ^v^; Well Miss Lina, maybe you could win some money here.
Lina: With this big numbered wheel?
Gourry: Yes Lina, in this event each contestant spins the wheel to get one dollar or higher. If you get one dollar in one spin, or a combination of two spins, you will win $1,000, and you will get a bonus spin. In your bonus spin, if the wheel comes to a stop on any of the two green sections which are fifteen, and five you will win $5,000. But if the wheel stops one the one-dollar, you will win $10,000 more for a total of $11,000. And the contestant nearest to one dollar without going over will be in the showcase at the end of the show.
Everyone stares at Gourry’s amazing knowledge. O.O
Shawn: *breaks the silence* G-G-Gourry, that was unbelievable! How did you know all that stuff!?
Amelia: Yeah Mr. Gourry, how did you!?
Gourry: Um, know what?
Everyone in the stadium, even the cameramen, face faulted.
Shawn: Oh never mind Gourry, just spin the big wheel.
Gourry: *walks up to the big wheel* Oh, spin this big thing? *grabs a hold of a handle of the wheel, and spins it*
The big wheel spins around for a few seconds until it lands on…
[95]
Shawn: Wonderful Gourry, 95 cents! Are you going to stay?
Gourry: No way, I’m going to spin again! *grabs the wheel again, and spins it*
Shawn: WHAT!? -_- But…all right, let’s see if you can reach at least one dollar.
The wheel begins to slow down that it lands on.
[90] ## BUZZ ##
Gourry: All right! I got $1.85!
Shawn: -_- Um Gourry, you were supposed to get least a dollar with out going over, didn’t you already say that?
Gourry: Did I say that?
Shawn: Ohhhhh, just get out of my sight.
Gourry: Um, ok. *walks back toward the audience to sit back down in his original seat*
Shawn: ^v^ Amelia, step over hear and spin this wheel!
Amelia: Of course Shawn! *grabs a hold of the wheel handle* LOVE & JUSTICE SPIN!!! *uses all the force in her body to spin the big wheel really hard, and fast*
Shawn: Wow, fantastic spin Amelia.
After ten seconds of waiting for the big wheel to slow down, it starts to come to a halt on…
[80]
Shawn: 80 cents Amelia!
Amelia: Shawn, for my safety, I am going to stay!
Shawn: Great stand right over there. *points to a red dot on the floor*
Amelia walks over, and stands on the red dot Shawn pointed to, and Amelia’s 80 cents she won appears on screen above her head.
Shawn: All right Lina, come over here and spin that wheel.
Lina: *walks over to the wheel, and with a dark look in her eyes, she grabs a hold of the wheel handle, and spins the wheel hard with one hand*
Shawn: Um Lina, are you ok?
Lina: *stays silent*
The wheel comes to a halt and stops on…
[20]
Shawn: You have 20 cents Lina, spin again.
Lina: *vein pops out of her forehead, and with an all mighty spin, Lina sends the big wheel into a big spin* Grrrrrr… *turns around facing Shawn, and shout* THIS IS STUPID!!! HOW CAN YOU EVER EXPECT PEOPLE TO WIN MONEY, AND STUFF ON A GAME SHOW LIKE THIS!!!??? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHY MUST YOU-
The wheel stops on…
[80]
$$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$
The crowd cheers with excitement!
Lina: *holds head up* Huh? I won? *smiling brightly* I
WON!!! *jumps up, and down all over the stadium, doing cartwheels,
and back flips everywhere* YEAH!!! I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I
WON!!!
Shawn: *sweat drops at an out of control* ^v^ Boy, thank the heavens her temper was eased. Thank the big wheel too.
Lina: *runs over and hugs Shawn* OH, THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME ALL THAT MONEY!
Shawn: Um, but Lina, the wheel gave you the money.
Lina: OH YEAH! *runs over to the wheel, and kisses it*
Shawn: *grabs Lina by her cape, and pulls her off* ^v^; All right Lina, lips off the wheel, we don’t want to give our other contestants koodies.
The crowd laughed then.
Amelia: *sweat drops, while still laughing* Well, very good Miss Lina, have fun in the Show Case Showdown. *walks off of the red spot, and heads back into the audience to her seat again*
Shawn: *walks over to the wheel, and turns it to the five cents green section* All right Lina, now for your bonus spin. Be sure you get it all the way around, or it doesn’t count, and you don’t get to spin again.
Lina: *walks over to the wheel* All right, let me at it. *grabs a hold of the wheel handle, and with a mighty spin, spins the wheel*
Shawn: Green sections are $5,000. One dollar is $10,000. What will it land on?
The wheel is slowing down…it looks like it will land on a dollar…looks close…
Green [15]
Crowd cheers with great applause.
Shawn: Great Lina, you won $5,000!
Lina: *jumps up, and down again* ALL RIGHT I WON $6,000!!! Not bad, but… IT’S STILL BIG MONEY!!!
Shawn: *walks over to Lina, and pats her on the shoulder* Great job Lina Inverse, you won $6,000, and your in the showcase at the end of the show.
Lina: That’s right! See you later! *goes and sits at the side of the stadium in a special Show Case Showdown contestant seat*
Shawn: *turns toward your T.V. screen* And if you too would like to come and win some great prizes, you can! Can they Rod!?
Screen switches to the cheering audience.
Rod: Yes you can Shawn. If you’d like to see “The Price is Righteous”, just mail your request along self-addressed stamped envelope. And mail to, “Tickets, The Price is Righteous, CBS Television City, 7800 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, California 90036. Okay Shawn.
Shawn: ^v^ More pricing games after this announcement.
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An bearded thief is inches away from harming a little yellow dressed, and browned hair little girl, with his dagger in hand.
Thief: *grins evilly* Hand over your piggy bank little girl, or else!
Little Girl: *on the ground, grasping her little pink piggy bank in her hands* No! Somebody help me!
Voice: Stop right there!
Thief: *turns around* Huh, who is that!?
Little Girl: *gasps, and smiles* It’s Justice Girl!
Amelia who is dressed in her White Warrior Peace Men suit, on top of a tall rock, staring down at the little girl, and the thief. She poses, and points at the thief, making a speech.
Justice Girl: Don’t lay a single finger on that girl’s bank evil robber, for I justice Girl, will draw forth my ultimate weapon to stop your wrong doings. *raises up a pink cereal box with Amelia’s face on it* JUSTICE FLAKES!!! Now horrible bandit, do you surrender to the power of my irresistible cereal!?
Thief: *drops his dagger from his hand, and falls to his knees* Yes. I cannot stand up to you. You win.
Little Girl: *jumps off of the ground smiling up a Justice Girl* Wow, that was great Justice Girl! What is the secret to your powers!?
Justice Girl: That is easy, because each and every single corned flake is covered with delicious frosting, making every bite scrunches. If any flakes were left unfrosted, that would be very unjust!
Screen switches to a bowl of Justice Flakes, with a glass of mill, a little plate of toast, and a half sliced orange.
Justice Girl: And Justice Flakes is part of a truth, and loving breakfast.
Screen now switches to Justice Girl, the little girl, and the thief sitting on the nice green grass eating a bowl of justice flakes, smiling.
Justice: *lifts her hand, making a “V” sign with her fingers for victory, smiling at the screen* Justice Flakes! The breakfast cereal that wins every hard battle for victory!
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Round Two,
To be continued…