Shawn: Rod, we are ready for our next contestant!
Rod: You got it Shawn, cause I’m calling down, MARTINA ZOANA MEL NAVRATILOVA!!! COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the next contestant on The Price is Righteous!
In the audience, Martina jumped up from her seat. Smiling with greed.
Martina: Ha ha ha ha! Finally, I can win back lots of money to rebuild my kingdom!
Zangalas: *seating right next to Martina stands up, hugs her, and seats back down, smiling* Go for it honey pie.
Martina: *smiles at Zangalas* Yes sweetie! *walks down, out of the audience, and takes her place standing in the first booth of contestants row, right by Filia*
Shawn: ^v^ Hello Martina! Welcome to the show.
Martina: Ha ha ha ha! It’s a pleasure!
Xellos: ^v^ Hello Mrs. Martina. How are you?
Martina: Ack!!! *disgusted to see Xellos* Get away from me monster!!!
Filia: Um, Mrs. Martina, your in the booth farthest away from that piece of garbage.
Xellos: *twitches* Well, you really are turning into a grouchy dragon now, aren’t you?
Filia: *veins popping out of her forehead* WHO”RE YOU CALLING GROUCHY!!!???
Zelgadiss: *in the middle of Filia and Xellos, just sighs* I am really getting sick of this stupid game show.
Shawn: All right everyone please be quiet, or you’ll miss the next item up for bids. *points over to a big opening door.
Rod: It’s a Chimera Cure!!!
When Zelgadiss heard the words chimera cure, his head stood up, and he was hyperactive.
Zelgadiss: CHIMERA CURE!!!??? COULD IT BE!!?? IS IT POSSIBLE!!??
Filia, Martina, and Xellos all sweat dropped at Zelgadiss. They never would have expected him to behave this way.
Rod: From “The Ancient Ruins”, this vile contains the juice known as the chimera cure, to turn a chimera, into an ordinary human again. Only one of these bottles exists, the rarest item to ever come off the face of the earth. The Chimera Cure.
Zelgadiss: *is drooling in the mouth, staring at the chimera cure item with wide-open eyes. Turns to Filia, Martina, and Xellos, speaking in a quick, and desperate voice* Listen you guys, I need that chimera cure more than any of you guys do! I want you all to make you lowest bets so that I can win that item!!
Filia: But…
Zelgadiss: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!??? *stares at Filia with very dark eyes charging up a fireball spell*
Filia: O.O; Okay. Okay. I’ll do it!!
Shawn: ^v^; Umm, if your ready Martina, you make the first bid.
Martina: *looks at Shawn, then looks at the cold eyes of Zelgadiss with are staring at her right now* Umm… ^v^; Okay, for Zelgadiss I’ll say $1.
Shawn: Martina says $1.
Zelgadiss: *bows at Martina rapidly* Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Shawn: *sweat drops* Yeah, um… Filia?
Filia: ^v^; For me, I’ll say $2.
Shawn: $2 for Filia.
Zelgadiss: *grabs Filia’s hand, and starts kissing it repeatedly* Filia! You’re the best! Thank you!!
Filia: *twitches* Um… sure.
Xellos: *holds his laughter within himself*
Shawn: Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: $20!!! A STANDERD $20!!!
Shawn: Sheesh, all right. $20. And Xellos.
Zelgadiss: *stares at Xellos with even colder eyes then before, speaking softly* Say…$3.
Filia: Noooo!!! If that monster says three dollars that will be the second time he made a bid that is one dollar higher then mines!!!
Zelgadiss: *stares back at Filia with his cold eyes*
Filia: >-< Sorry…
Xellos: ^v^ Oh Zelgadiss, how could I ever be so mean to you. Shawn, I shall say $3.
Shawn: Xellos bids $3. Huh?
Zelgadiss: *doing something he had never done in his entire life before, hugging Xellos* Oh Xellos!!! Thank you in the name the Lord of Nightmares.
Xellos: ^_^; Um, whatever Zelgadiss, just please get off me.
Shawn: And the actual retailed price for the chimera cure is…
Zelgadiss: *face stands up from the booth looking up at Shawn, really close*
Everyone in the audience was silent now, leaning forward from theirs seats to hear the retailed price.
Shawn: ^v^ A secret!
@_@ Everyone in the audience, all the cameramen backstage, and the contestants in the booths (except for Xellos) face faulted to the ground. Shawn used Xellos’s line.
Xellos: ^v^ Oh my, where have I heard that saying before?
Filia: *gets up* YOU STUPID MONSTER, YOU CREATED THAT LINE, REMEMBER!!!???
Xellos: Oh, but I didn’t create that line.
Zelgadiss: *gets up himself* THEN WHO EXACTLY CREATED THAT LINE!!!???
Xellos: Now that, is a secret.
All the contestants fault faced once again to the ground.
Shawn: ^v^; Okay, I was just playing an old joke. The actual retailed price is… $19. XELLOS IS THE WINNER!!!
Zelgadiss: OoO WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!??????????
The crowd got up, and cheered.
Xellos: *looks at his flashing booth* ^v^ Oh my, how lucky. *walks out of contestants row, and starts to walk up to stage*
Zelgadiss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN’T BE!!! MY QUEST!!! MY CURE!!! MY CHIMERA CURE!!!!!! OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Xellos: *joins Shawn up stage, and shakes his hand* I must say Shawn, Zelgadiss must be crying to death.
Shawn: ^v^; I guess so. So Xellos-
Xellos: Hold it. *holds a hand up, stopping Shawn*
Shawn: Umm, yes?
Xellos: The prize I won to get up here was a vile of chimera cure right?
Shawn: Yes. So?
Xellos: ^v^ Well, what would I want with chimera’s cure? *holds up a hand* Fireball! *shoots a fireball, and it shoots out, and with a big explosion, the fireball destroys the chimera cure*
Shawn: O.O Um, Zelgadiss…
Zelgadiss: OoO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My heart. *faints*
Martina and Filia looked at a fainted Zelgadiss, they both sweat dropped. In the audience…
Amelia: O.O, OH NO!!! MR. ZELGADISS!!! *stands up from her seat in the audience* I’LL SAVE YOU!!! *jumps from her seat, slowly falling towards Zelgadiss*
Filia: NO MISS AMELIA!!!
Martina: YOU’RE ABOUT TO LAND RIGHT ON…!!!
!#CRUSH#!
Zelgadiss: …O.O… OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Audience: Ewwwww…
Xellos: ^v^ Oh, poor Zelgadiss.
Shawn: *scratches the back of his head* ^v^; I just hope his bones were made of stone too.
Xellos: Anyway, as you were about to say?
Shawn: Oh yes. Xellos, we would like to give you that!!! *points over at a big opening door*
Rod: A new car!!!
The audience cheered with excitement. Xellos just smiles as he looks at the violet colored car.
Rod: From “Ford” this Mercury Villager, comes with dual <javascript:void(window.open('../../flash/vl_dualdoors.html','','toolbar=0,directories=0,status=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=NO,resizable=NO,width=648,height=252'));>sliding doors that let passengers get in and out from either side, an available flip-up window that can easily be opened with one hand, enjoy power at your finger tips with steering, and an available three-position parcel self. Also some with air-conditioning, and spare tire. It’s a Mercury Villager.
Shawn: A Mercury Villager, and that will be yours Xellos if you can
win, “One Away”!
*points over to a price right beside him* Now Xellos, the price
of that car is not $37,281, but each of the numbers of the right price
is one away from it’s retailed price.
Xellos: ^.^ Oh really?
Shawn: ~_~ Yes Xellos really. Isn’t it obvious. ^v^ Anyway Xellos, do you think the first number in the price of the car is 2, or 4?
Xellos: ^v^ Well, what would you think it would be?
Shawn: Well, I’d say- HEY!!! Hold on a second Xellos!!! You’re the one who has to answer the question!!! NOT ME!!!
Filia: *growls* Trickster Priest…
Xellos: ^v^ Thank you.
The audience yell from theirs seats their suggestions to Xellos.
Xellos: ^.^ Hmm, I’ll say that the first number should be, two.
Shawn: The first number should be a two. *flips the first number of the price of the car upwards to reveal a red number two* There now, is the second number a 6, or 8?
Xellos: Hmm. An eight.
Shawn: Xellos thinks the second number in the price is an eight. *flips the second number in the price of the car downwards to reveal a blue eight* Okay, now is the third number in the price a 1, or 3?
The audience yells even louder at Xellos, giving their answers.
Xellos: ^v^ This really is becoming fun. One, Shawn.
Shawn: One. *flips the third number of the price upwards to reveal a red 1* There you go. Now, is the forth number in the price of the car a 9, or 7?
Xellos: I’ll say it’s a nine.
Shawn: ^v^ Xellos says the forth number is a nine. *slips the forth number of the price of the car downwards to reveal a blue nine* And lastly, is the fifth number a 0, or 2?
The audience shouts their lasts suggestions to Xellos. Xellos thinks carefully, and smiles.
Xellos: ^v^ The zero.
Shawn: *flips the fifth number of the price of the car upwards to reveal a red zero* And zero. All right Xellos with all that done, you now have a price of $28,190. If that price is correct you will win that car, but if you don’t, and you have just a few mistakes, you will get the chance to change any of the numbers one last time. But remember, you must have at least one number correct in order for this game to go on. Now Xellos, ask the ladies! Ask them, “Ladies to I have at least one number right?”.
Xellos: *turns to the ladies standing beside the violet car* ^v^ Oh ladies, do I have a least one number right?
!!= HONK =!!
The addience cheered with glee in the crowd.
Shawn: ^v^ Wonderful Xellos, that sound means that you did get at least one number right, so the game goes on. Filia!?
Filia: *holds up her head from where she is sitting in a special seat in contestants row* Yes?
Shawn: ^v^ Do me a favor, ask them, “Ladies, does Xellos have at least two numbers right?”.
Filia: *a vein pops out of her forehead, not liking Xellos, speaks in an irritated voice* Ladies, does this piece of garbage have at least two numbers right?
!!= HONK =!!
The audience cheer with glee once more when they heard the sound.
Filia: *pounds fist on arm of her chair* Dang it.
Shawn: You did it Xellos!
Xellos: G-garbage? ^v^ I mean… it was nothing.
Shawn: Martina?
Martina: Um, yes?
Shawn: Ask the ladies, “Ladies, does Xellos have at least three numbers right?”
Martina: Request denied.
Shawn: Oh well, maybe this means I’ll have to dispose of that wonderful surprise I have in store at the showcase showdown. Guess this means good-bye castle.
Martina: O.O D-did you saw a castle?!
Lina: *appears beside Martina* Yeah! Did you say castle?
Shawn: Now that, is a secret.
Martina & Lina: *fault faces to the ground*
Shawn: Oh well, now I‘ll have to-
Martina: *stands up suddenly, speaking in a sweet voice* Oh ladies, dear sweet ladies. Did this wonderful monster get at least three numbers right?
!!= HONK =!!
The crowd cheers with glee.
Shawn: Yep Xellos, you won again.
Xellos: ^v^ Oh my.
Martina: (I can’t believe I just said that.) *grins with greed* (But it doesn’t matter, Shawn just said that he had a castle at the showcase showdown, which means… if I can get into the final round, I can win a new castle again! Wait my dear Zangalas-dear, your Martina will win this game, and be the one who will laugh last!) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Shawn: *stares at Martina* Umm, what’s with her? -_- Whatever… Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: O_O Chimera cure… Chimera cure… Chimera cure… Chimera cure…
Shawn: *sweat drops* Um, Zelgadiss, could you possibly say, “Ladies, does Xellos have at least four numbers right?”.
Zelgadiss: O_O Chimera cure… Chimera cure… Chimera cure… Chimera cure…
Shawn: *a vein pops out of his forehead, while growling*
Amelia who was standing right by Zelgadiss after she wrapped bandages around his chest, looked at Shawn nervously, and then quickly ran behind Zelgadiss hiding herself behind his back. Then Amelia with her hands grabs the cheeks of Zelgadiss’s face, and while moving them inwards, and outwards speaks in a manly voice similar to Zelgadiss’s.
Amelia: *mimicking Zelgadiss’s voice* Umm, hello there, my name is Zelgadiss. So ladies, do tell me. Does Xellos have at least four numbers right?
!!= HONK =!!
The crowd once again cheers with joyful glee as they hear the honking sound. Amelia lets go of Zelgadiss’s cheeks, and still hiding behind his back, wipes off the sweat on her forehead.
Shawn: *twitches* Umm, right. Great job Xellos.
Xellos: *hand over his mouth, trying not to burst out in laughter*
Shawn: Anyway, Xellos, now is the time. Ask, “Ladies, do I have all five numbers right?”.
Xellos: Oh dear ladies, in order for me to win the car, do I have all five numbers right?
…
Ladies: Now that, is a secret.
@_@ Everybody in the stadium fault faced to the floor. Even Shawn, the contestants, and the audience.
Xellos: *rubs his head* Oh dear… I wish they’d stop using my line all the time.
Lina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
An enraged Lina appeared in front of Shawn, and Xellos. Mad, she speaks in a ticked off voice.
Lina: LOOK HERE LADIES!!! STOP PLAYING AROUND AND TELL US!!! DOES XELLOS HAVE ALL FIVE NUMBERS RIGHT OR NOT. IF YOU DON’T ANSWER, I’LL-
Shawn: *appears beside Lina, and bobs hers with Filia’s mace, sending her flying into a wall where she was sitting at the side of the stadium* Thanks Filia. *tosses Filia’s mace back to her*
Filia: *catches her mace surprisingly* Um, but I never gave it to you in the first place, so how could-
Xellos: ^v^ Now Filia, you know that, its a secret.
Filia: *growls* I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU, MONSTER!!!
!!= HONK =!!
The entire audience was now on their feet clapping and cheering! Xellos had all five numbers of the price of the car right!
Shawn: You won Xellos!!!
Xellos: ^v^ Oh my. I guess I did. What do you know.
Shawn: You go and take a seat, cause there is more Price is Righteous coming up.
Xellos: *walks over to the side of the stadium, and takes a seat at the side of the stadium. While seating, Xellos turns his head to look at Lina, who is still smashed to the wall after Shawn‘s attack* Hello Lina.
Lina: X_o Hello, yourself. *falls back first, to the floor*
The crowd continues to clap as Shawn makes his way back in front of the stage, ready to call upon a new contestant to contestants row.
Shawn: Rod, are next contestant shall be…???
Rod: Shawn its SYLPHIEL NELS LAHDA!!! COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the next contestant on the Price is Righteous!
Sylphiel: *stands up from her seat in the audience, gasps* I’m a contestant? *blushes while smiling, and carefully walks down and out of the audience. She then takes her place in the booth that Xellos used to stand in, right next to Zelgadiss on the far right* Hello dear sir.
Shawn: ^v^ Same to you Miss Sylphiel. Now here is the next item up for bids.
The assistant ladies pull out the next items up for bids. They pull out a giant cloths line.
Rod: It’s a bunch of gorgeous dresses!
Martina looks at the beautiful dresses, Filia smiles with happiness at the wonderful dresses, Zelgadiss has the same blank face from before, and Sylphiel looks at the pretty dresses with shining eyes.
Rod: From, “Femille”, these beautiful dresses come in different occasion styles: ball dresses, summer dresses, dinner dresses, and more. With 50 different dresses to choose from, you won’t have to hesitate when picking the right dress to wear, and the right occasion. And to the winner of these dresses goes a supply of… Jolly Beans, Rock Candy. The delicious sugary candy made from real pure sugar. Weather placed in your mouth or in your tea, this hard, but delicious sugar substance is a wonderful delicacy to have anytime.
Shawn: And Sylphiel will be the first, to make the first bid.
Sylphiel: Oh my… Hmm… $500, Shawn.
Shawn: $500. Martina?
Martina: I must think of a price high enough. I’ll say $600.
Shawn: $600 for Martina. Filia?
Filia: I’ll say $700, Shawn.
Shawn: $700 for Filia. And Zelgadiss.
Zelgadiss: O_O Chimera cure… Chimera cure… Chimera cure…
Shawn: *a big vein appears on his forehead* Filia? Mace, please?
Filia: Um, of course. *pulls her mace out of her dress, and hands it to Shawn*
Shawn: *grabs the mace from Filia’s hand, and with one mighty swing, sends the mace slamming down right on Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss: *hit with mace* X_x *falls to the ground, a big bump on his head*
Shawn: *bending down panting, still carrying Filia’s mace with both hands, while still holding his microphone, uses his middle finger to push his slipping glasses back on his face* Whoo… I think Filia’s mace was heavier than I thought.
Filia: Well, it is because I’m a dragon.
Shawn: ^v^ Ah, no matter. *tosses Filia’s mace back to her*
Zelgadiss: *wakes up* Huh? What’s going on, what happened?
Shawn: You were about to bid on these beautiful dresses. *points over to the dresses on the moving cloths line*
Zelgadiss: I was!? I do NOT care for any dresses. $1, please.
Shawn: One dollar, for Zelgadiss. And the actual retailed price is… $488. ZELGADISS IS THE WINNER!!!
The crowd explodes in cheers.
Zelgadiss: *sweat drops as his booth flashes* Damn it. Why me, and why women dresses? *walks slowly out of contestants row, and starts to walk up toward Shawn, arms crossed, and eyes full of coldness*
Amelia: *back in the audience, cheering for Zelgadiss* Great job Mrs. Zelgadiss!!! Go for it!!!
Zelgadiss: *stops beside Shawn, and turns around, giving a death glare at Amelia*
Amelia: *covers her mouth with her hands* Oh my god! I said Mrs. Zelgadiss!!! Not Mr. Zelgadiss!!! He’s going to kill me!!! *ducks from her seat so that Zelgadiss doesn’t see her*
Shawn: *grabs Zelgadiss’s hand, and shakes it* ^v^ Nice to see you Zelgadiss, you finally made it up here. At least you’ll put whose women dresses to good use.
Zelgadiss: *like greased lightning, pulls out his sword, and points it straight at Shawn’s face* SHUT UP!!! Don’t make fun of me. *eyes death glaring*
Shawn: *not frighten a bit about Zelgadiss’s sword touching him* I know I haven’t been really nice to you lately, but…you could get a chance to win that!!! *points over to a big opening door*
Rod: It’s a Chimera Cure!!!
Zelgadiss suddenly dropped his sword from his hand, and turned his head slowly, looking at the prize.
Zelgadiss: O.O ANOTHER ONE!!!???
Rod: From, “Sally’s Beauty Salon”, this Chimera Cure powder can turn a chimera back into an ordinary human. Simply pour powder into a hot bath tube full of water, mix well, and enjoy the feel of your relaxing hot bath as the Chimera Cure powder slowly turns you back into your original form. The Chimera Cure.
Shawn: Yep, and that prize will be yours when-
Zelgadiss: NOW HOLD ON JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!! *runs, and grabs Shawn by the collar of his suit* I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT ONLY ONE OF THESE CHIMERA CURES EXISTED LEFT IN THIS WORLD!!!
Shawn: ^v^ But I didn’t say that it was the only Chimera cure in the world, I only meant that there was only one vile of Chimera Cure left in the Ancient Ruins.
Zelgadiss: *eyes covered in the shadows*
Shawn: Besides, this Chimera Cure comes from my world. At a beauty store.
Zelgadiss: *eyes still covered in darkness, speaks softly* What game will I be playing again?
Shawn: *grabs Zelgadiss’s hands, and pulls them off of his suit* This game is really simple, it’s called… “Pick One”! *pulls a stand on wheels which is beside him with two different prices* Okay Zelgadiss, do you think the price of the Chimera Cure is $1000, or $2000?
Zelgadiss: O.O $2,000!!! No, no, it’s $1,000!!! No it’s 2,000!!! Although I think its $1,000!!! It has to be $2,000!!! But I’m leaning more to $1,000!!!
Shawn: -_-; Audience, please help out Zelgadiss. Otherwise we could say here all year.
The audience shouts out their answers down to Zelgadiss.
Lina: *shouts from the side of the stage* Zelgadiss, it’s $1,000!!!
Gourry: *shouts from the audience* Zel, I think it’s $2,000!!!
Filia: *shouts from contestants row* Mr. Zelgadiss, I think it’s $1,000!!!
Xellos: *shouts from the side of the stadium* Oh Zelgadiss, I believe it’s $2,000!!!
Zelgadiss: O.O (Wait a minute… THAT’S IT!!! Xellos wants me to think that it’s $2,000 so that I can lose. That’s what monsters are for! But Filia, sweet, kind, gentle Filia. She’s a priestess of the Fire Dragon King, and priestess wouldn’t lie! So it has to be Filia’s choice!) Shawn!!! Huh?
Shawn: -_- *snoring* Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z z z z z z z……………
Zelgadiss: WAKE UP!!!!
Shawn: O.O *wide-awake* Opps, did I fall asleep!? Sorry, what was it Zelgadiss?
The audience simmered down from shouting.
Zelgadiss: Shawn I have to believe that Filia is the one telling the truth about the right price! That piece of garbage is probably trying to trick me! So I’m going to say $1,000!
Xellos: *twitches* Garbage?
Shawn: *puts his hand right on top of a small red button on the price tag marked $1,000* Okay Zelgadiss, you say the Chimera Cure is $1,000! Is… he… um, are you sure about your choice?
Zelgadiss: X.x *face faults to the ground* Yes I am sure!!! Now press the button!!!
Shawn: Okay, already. *puts hand back on the red button* Is… Zelgadiss… Graywords… you’ve been waiting for this for a very long time now right?
Lina: *fault faces to the ground* Damn it Shawn, just press the stupid button!!!
Zelgadiss: YES, PRESS THE STUPID BUTTON, OR I’LL-
Shawn: Geez, can’t take a joke for nothing, $1,000, is Zelgadiss Graywords, the chimera, the heartless sorcerer swordsman, the master of shamanism magic, the lone ranger-
Zelgadiss: THAT’S ENOUGH!!! I’M PUSHING THE BUTTON!!! *runs past Shawn, over to the price tag marked $1,000, and presses the red button*
The button was pressed, but…
[$1,000] ##BUZZ## [$2,000]
Zelgadiss: O.O WHAT THE HELL!!!???
Shawn: Ohh, I’m so sorry Zelgadiss.
Filia: *sweat drops* Oh my.
Xellos: ^v^ I told him.
Shawn: I have no other choice. *pulls a lever on the price tag marked $2,000*
A cannon appears beside the Chimera Cure, and it fires a cannonball, destroying the Chimera Cure.
Zelgadiss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to his knees crying*
Shawn: Don’t worry Zelgadiss, you try. Maybe better luck next time. Um, Zelgadiss, are you all right?
No, Zelgadiss was not all right, after a few tears hit the floor, Zelgadiss started to laugh. And then his laugh grew louder, and louder. When his face rose up, his eyes were spilling out more tears, and Zelgadiss was smiling, and laughing like a madman.
Zelgadiss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!!??? THERE ISEN’T GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME SHAWN!!! YOU HEAR, THIS GAMESHOW IS DOOMED!!! DOOMED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DAMU BRAS!!!!
Out of Zelgadiss’s hands, flew many small little fireballs, they were traveling over to the audience.
Shawn: O.O; Oh no!!! Got to do something!!! BALUS WALL!!!
Shawn creates a giant shield over the audience, and Zelgadiss’s Damu Bras attack, gets deflected away, and shrinks away. The audience screamed with fear. Zelgadiss was still laughing like a madman, still shooting little fireballs everywhere. Lina, and her friends meager sweat dropped at Zelgadiss; they never saw him go mad.
Lina: ZELGADISS, CALM DOWN!!!
Martina: *ducks under her booth* AHH!! THIS IS GETTING REALLY SCARY!! MONSTERUOES ZOMAGUSTAR, PLEASE PROTECT ME!!
Gourry: O.O; ZEL HAS REALLY GONE CRAZY TODAY!!!
Xellos: ^v^ OH MY, THERE’S NOTHING LIKE PURE CHAOS IN THE MORNING!
Amelia: *shouts from the audience* MR. ZELGADISS, PLEASE STOP THIS!!! *without thinking twice, she jumps out of her seat in the audience, and dives towards an out of control Zelgadiss. The problem is, Amelia is diving so fast, that she can’t stop herself*
Phil: *shouts to Amelia, reaching out a hand* AMELIA, WAIT…
Shawn: YOUR…
Lina: ABOUT…
Gourry: TO…
Martina: LAND…
Filia: RIGHT…
Sylphiel: BACK…
Xellos: ON…
!!# CRUNCH #!!
Zelgadiss: …OoO… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
All: Eeeeeeeeewwwww…
The whole stadium was silent.
Shawn: ~_~ Is there a doctor in the stadium?
Ronan: *the little pink haired girl appears beside Shawn, smiling* ^v^ Did somebody call a specialist?
Shawn: No Ronan, not a magical doctor. I MEAN A PHYSICAL DOCTOR!!!
Ronan: Ohh… well, I may not be good at doing real doctors work, but I’ll give it my best! *runs over, grabs a hold of Zelgadiss’s foot, and pulls him off the stage, and into the emergency room on the other side of the stadium*
Shawn: ~_~ Sure, go right ahead…
Amelia: Oh, poor Mr. Zelgadiss. AND I KILLED HIM!!! *starts to cry*
Xellos: ^v^ I’m just loving every minute of this.
Lina: *pulls out a big mallet, and whams Xellos right on the top of the head with it* Shut up!
Shawn: *walks over to Amelia, and pats her head* Don’t worry Amelia, I’m sure Zel we be better. Now why don’t you just go help Ronan heal Zelgadiss back to normal.
Amelia: *whips the tears off her face, nods while smiling, and runs into the emergency room too*
The audience applauds with cheer once again, as Amelia left the stage. The contestants on contestants row came out of hiding, standing up, clapping. Shawn made his way back to the front of the stage, he was ready to have the last contestant come down.
Shawn: Rod, some crazy stuff has been happening today, can you give us the very last name on your list?
Rod: Of course I shall Shawn, how about, VALGARV!!! COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the last contestant on the price is right!
Sylphiel: Oh no.
Martina: Not another monster!
Filia: Oh my…
Valgarv: *appears in between Filia, and Sylphiel, arms crossed, and a serious look on his face* I really hate this…
Shawn: Why Valgarv?
Valgarv: Because, not only am I sitting in this god damn game show, but I’m standing in contestants row, WITH WOMEN!!!
Filia: *enraged* WHAT!!!???
Sylphiel: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!???
Martina: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN!!!??? And did you ever notice that our hair color is the same?
Valgarv: *grabs a little of his hair, and looks at it* Now that you mention it…
Shawn: *sweat drops* Oh, for trying out loud.
Lina: Hey, that’s supposed to be my line!!
Shawn: Whatever. On the turntable, is our next item up for bids.
The turntable on the stage turns around to show the next item.
Rod: It’s a Smoothie Machine!
Martina at this moment had her eyes closed, and is humming some sort of meditation, Filia smiles a the Smoothie Machine, Valgarv doesn’t give a care about the item that he just ignore it, and Sylphiel giggles slightly, she’d love to have something like a Smoothie Machine.
Rod: From, “Atlas City”, this new Smoothie Machine can create many different flavored smoothies with apples, bananas, oranges, blueberries, cherries, lemons, raspberries, or all together. Turning all these fruits into juices, and mixing it with crushed ice, makes this wonder machine a wonderful dessert maker. The Smoothie Machine.
Shawn: Valgarv, what do you bid?
Valgarv: *only turns his eyes to Shawn, speaks coldly* Bid what?
Shawn: On the Smoothie machine.
Valgarv: I’M NOT BIDDING ON THAT [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP] JUNK!!!
Everyone in the audience gasped from what Valgarv said.
Shawn: *twitches, then with both hands, grabs Valgarv by the collar of his cape, and pulls him face to face with him. Angry, whispers to Valgarv while Lina and her friends sweat drop* Let me give you two pieces of advice, Valgarv. One, you HAVE to bid on this prize. And second of all, there is NO big potty mouth talking on a game show that is rated “E”, for everyone.
Sylphiel: Isn’t that rating for video games?
Shawn: *sweat drops* Oh yeah. Now! *pushes Valgarv back into his booth* What do you bid?
Valgarv: *angry, whispers softly, and increases his volume while speaking* Let me give you some advise. One, DON’T touch me! And second, I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO, SO HELP ME!!!
Shawn: Bid?
Valgarv: *turns his head, and ignores Shawn*
Shawn: *sighs* Rod, start the music please, via Alyson Metallium’s Sailor Moon/Slayers remix.
A few seconds later, the entire stadium around turned the color blue, and a single white spotlight shined on Shawn. Shawn holds back up his microphone, and starts to sing. All the slayers sweat dropped. The music started playing, and the audience was cheering, and clapping to the beat of the music.
Lina: *holds her head with both hands* OH NO, NOT THIS STUPID SONG!!!
Shawn: *singing* Beating bullies by daylight, roasting demons by moonlight, always willing to start a fight, she is Slayer Fireball. She will never turn down a good meal, she will even sometimes steal, but you will never ever hear her squeal, she is the one called Slayyyyeeeerrrrrrr;-
Valgarv: STOP THE MUSIC!!! STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole stadium turns from it’s blue, back to its natural colors. The entire crowd was silent now, all the slayers were still sweat dropping, and Shawn stopped sing.
Valgarv: All right, I’ll make a bid, just don’t sing that song again!!! *sighs, while growling* $1700.
Shawn: ^v^ I’d knew you’d see things my way. $1700 for Valgarv. Sylphiel?
Sylphiel: Oh, um… $550.
Shawn: $550, Martina? Um… Martina?
Martina: *meditating* Huuummmmmm… Huuummmmmm…
Shawn: MARTINA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???
Martina: Quiet. I’m letting Lord Zomagustar take over my body so that he can make the right bid.
Shawn: -_-; But…
Martina: *speaks in a low tone voice* I am Lord Zomagustar, and for my dear follower Martina, her bid shall be, $1,200.
Shawn: *sweat drops more* Um, ok, $1,200. And Filia.
Filia: Just $1.
Shawn: $1.
Martina: *speaks in her normal voice* I must win. I can’t lose now. *clutches her Zomagustar crest in her hands*
Shawn: And the actual retailed price is…
Martina: *praying* (Please Lord Zomagustar, please Lord Zomagustar…)
!! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !!
Martina: *holds head up* Huh?
Shawn: ^v^ That sound means that one of you has made the right bid.
Valgarv: Oh great…
Shawn: *stares at Valgarv, and then at everyone* And the one who made the bid was the one who bid…
Martina: *prays again* (Please, please, please, please…)
Shawn: $1,200!!! MARTINA IS THE WINNER!!!
The audience cheered much louder then ever before.
Martina: *looks at her flashing booth* Ahhahahahahaha! I knew I’d win! *walks slowly out of contestants row* The monstrous Zomagustar has pulled through for me! *walks up to stage*
Lina: -_- Yeah right, she’s just gosh darn lucky.
Martina walks on stage where Shawn is standing, and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Shawn: Thank you very much Martina, and for being such a great sport, I would like to give you this! *points over to a big opening door*
Rod: It’s a new boat!
Martina: *jaw drops from shock, she had never saw anything so beautiful in her life*
Rod: From, “Triton Boats”, this luxury and performance meat in this spectacular 100% composite deck boat spanning a full 25 feet. Our new 250 is powered by smooth Mercruiser inboard/outboard power up to 330hp. The interior is designed to make your next outing even better than the last. Fishing, cruising, or enjoying the sunset… there's room for the whole gang on this sleek deck boat. A prize package worth, $70,320.
Shawn: And Martina that wonderful boat will belong to you, if you win ”Hole in One”.
Martina: *smiles* Oh, I just love playing golf!
Shawn: Well then Martina, this should be easy for you. First you will try and even out the prices of these items from lowest to highest. *points at the six items on the big stand, and each of them have a red flag with the items name* Now each of these items has a certain price on it, so you have to guess which item is from the lowest, all the way to the highest. If you suddenly get a price of an item that is lower then your previous prices along your line of choosing, wherever it ends, is the white line where you will punt your golf ball to get a hole in one. If you rarely manage to get all six items from lowest to highest, I will give you a $500 bonus. Got the rules.
Martina: I understand perfectly.
Shawn: Great, now Rod, tell us what the six items today are.
Rod: Yes Shawn, first we have Bounty 8-Roll Quilted White Paper Towels, underwater usable, and powerful enough to pick up dirty messes, the quilted quicker picker upper. Quaker Oats Old Fashioned Oatmeal, the delicious 100% natural, whole grain oatmeal that is always good to eat for breakfast. Kellogg's Cereal Corn Flakes, the wonderful corn flaked cereal to make every day a good day, the original & best. Wisk Ultra Concentrated Laundry Detergent Original Formula, to pre-treat, pour and rub Wisk directly on stain. For tough stains, let stand at least 30 minutes. Always test inside seam for colorfastness. Muir Glen Organic Tomato Basil Pasta Sauce, we're Californians with a passion for luscious tomatoes and artful food. At Muir Glen, we know that delicious pasta sauce is born from the sweetest organic tomatoes grown in rich California earth. And finally, Lipton Iced Tea Sugar Sweetened Mix With Lemon Flavor, sugar-sweetened, makes 20 quarts of refreshing iced tea, for the delicious taste of lemon tea anytime.
Shawn: Now Martina, which item do you think is the lowest priced?
The audience shouts out theirs replies to Martina.
Martina: Um, I’ll go with the oatmeal.
Shawn: Martina says the oatmeal is the lowest priced item. *Shawn snaps his finger, and his assistant lady takes the red flag stand from behind the item, and places it at the end of the white line farthest from the hole on the golf trail* Okay next?
Martina: *thinks hard as the crowd shout their replies down to her* The… cereal.
Shawn: The cereal. *Shawn’s assistant lady now takes the red flag stand from behind the item, and places it at the end of the white line that is the fifth closest to the hole* Next one, Martina?
Martina: *taps her finger on her forehead as the audience shout their replies again* A-ha! The pasta sauce.
Shawn: Martina thinks the pasta sauce is the third lowest item. *Shawn’s assistant lady takes the red flag stand from behind that item, and places it at the end of the white line that is the forth closest to the hole* Next Martina?
The crowd shouts out their replies again, but Lina tries to trick Martina by making her lose.
Lina: Hey Martina! It’s the paper towels that will be next!
Martina: *ignores Lina, and grumbles under her breathe* I’ll say the iced tea, Shawn.
Shawn: The iced tea. *Shawn’s assistant takes the red flag stand from the item, and places it at the end of the white line that is the third closest to the hole* And what is the second highest item?
Lina: The Wisk! The Wisk!
Martina: *ignores Lina again* I’ll say the…um… paper towels.
Shawn: Martina says the paper towels are the second highest item, so that leaves the laundry detergent as the highest priced item. *Shawn’s assistant lady takes the red flag stand by the paper towel, places it at the end of the second closest line to the hole, and takes the last red flag stand, and places it at the end of the line closest to the hole* All right Martina, my lovely assistant will open the enveloped red flag stands starting with the one you chose first, and go straight down the line. What’s the price of the oatmeal?
!! DING !! [$2.49]
Lina: Crap.
Shawn: Good job, now the price of the cereal.
!! DING !! [$3.49]
Lina: Shoot.
Shawn: Good so far, what’s the price of the pasta sauce?
!! DING !! [$4.29]
Lina: Dang.
Shawn: Great so far, now the price of the iced tea.
!! DING !! [$4.99]
Lina: Damn.
Shawn: Wonderful, now the price of the paper towels.
!! DING !! [$8.99]
Lina: Shit.
Shawn: *twitches after what Lina has been saying all this time* Lina, silence. Now Martina, if this next price is higher then your previous price, you win the $500 bonus. What is the price of the detergent!?
## BUZZ ## [$5.29]
Lina: ^v^ Yes!
Martina: *biting her thumb* Grrrr… curse you Lina Inverse.
Shawn: Now, now Martina. *walks over to along the golf trail, and places a golf ball in his hand in the center of the white line that is the second closest to the hole* All right Martina, all you have to do is punt this golf ball into the hole, and just so you get the idea, I’ll show you my punting first. *hands Martina his microphone, and with a golf club in his hand, centers himself with the ball, and the hole*
Filia & Sylphiel: ^v^ ^v^ *are standing up from their seats, waving flags that say, “Go Shawn Go”, and “Hole in One” on it*
Shawn: *takes aim, and then punts the golf ball, it rolls down the green path, and into the hole*
The crowd cheers.
Shawn: *walks over, and grabs the golf ball from inside the hole, and places back on the second line closest to the hole* Now you see Martina, it’s your turn. *hands her the golf club, and takes back his microphone from her*
Martina: All right, I need absolute quiet.
Shawn: Quiet everyone.
Gourry: Quiet.
Lina: Quiet.
Xellos: ^v^ Quiet.
Filia: Quiet.
Sylphiel: Quiet.
Xellos: Quiet.
Phil: Quiet
Zangalas: Quiet
Xellos: ^v^ Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet.
Alyson: Is there an echo in here?
Valgarv: OH, STUT THE [BEEP] HELL UP!!!
Shawn: *twitches, and with mighty force, throws Filia’s mace at Valgarv’s face, bringing him into a state of unconsciousness*
Filia: O.O; He did it again.
Shawn: OH WILL EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!
*silence*
Shawn: Thanks.
Martina: *lines up her golf club with the ball, and the hole* (Steady, steady, easy does it. Can’t miss. Can’t miss.) *takes aim, and…*
Lina: DON’T MISS MARTINA!!!
Martina: O.o; ACK!!! *punts the ball crookedly, and the ball roll past the golf hole*
## BUZZ ##
Lina: *starts to laugh like crazy* She missed!
Martina: *starts crying* CURSE YOU LINA INVERSE!!!
Shawn: *growls* DEMONA CRYSTAL!!! *makes icy fog appear out of the ground, which then suddenly freezes Lina in her place* Maybe that will shut her up.
Lina: X.o *frozen*
Martina: *wails* Ohh, I lost the boat.
Shawn: Calm down Martina. *walks over to the icon of the title, “Hole in One”* Why call this game hole in one, when it can be called… *pushes a red button, and the icon title flips over to show a new title named…* “Hole in Two”!!!
Martina: What?! I still have a chance to win?
Shawn: That’s correct, go ahead.
Martina: *lines herself up with the ball, the club, and the hole* Monstrous Zomagustar, give me your power! *Martina raises her club high, and with one mighty swing, she sends the golf ball flying across the stadium*
The golf ball bounces off of wall, almost hits Shawn in the face, and bounces off of a camera a cameraman was using. The golf ball flew everywhere, past many of the slayers, and finally, the gold ball hits Gourry right in the forehead, and the golf ball then bounces up and down on the front of the stage, heading for the golf hole. Shawn, and the slayers watch in awe as the gold ball bounces closer, and closer, and then… the golf ball bounces right into the golf hole!
!! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !! !! DING !!
The audience now applauds with joy.
Shawn: O.O Martina… THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
Martina: Of course it was! Lord Zomagustar wouldn’t stand it if I didn’t win! Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
Zangalas: *shouts from the audience* That’s my sweet heart!!!
Lina: *unfrozen thanks to Xellos, shivering* C-c-c-cold, is it- is it- is it over?
Xellos: ^v^ Yep, Martina won.
Lina: B-b-b-blast her.
Shawn: *turns to the audience* Well folks, the second part of the big wheel will start, now!
*screen turns to the applauding audience*
Rod: Closed captions on “The Price is Righteous” paid for in part by the following.
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Xellos appears on screen.
Xellos: Hello there kids, are you board, and need some scariness, and sadness in your life? Well come down to Monstertopia!
Xellos moves out of the screens way to show a really dark looking amusement park at night.
Xellos: Our monsters will do anything to serve you frights. Monstertopia was everything, scary tents, disgusting food, spooky rides, and the rest… is a secret.
Screen now shows the many different rides there are in the amusement park: roller coasters, out of control go-carts, swings that travel at fast speed, etc. Hundreds of adults, and kids run out of the amusement part, screaming like crazy.
Xellos: *appears on screen again* ^v^ That’s right folks, come to Monstertopia, get your tickets. But remember folks, we’re not helping you, we’re helping ourselves. We are monster, you know. *grins evilly*
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The screen turns back to “The Price is Righteous” stadium, where the screen shows Filia clapping a little disappointed, Valgarv clapping slightly and slowly, and Sylphiel still smiling and still clapping.
Rod: Contestants not appearing on stage will receive, Casio QV-8000SX digital camera, which features a 1.3Mpixel CCD (1280x960), an 8X zoom lens, USB support, the ability to record movies, and lots more. And, you got a bad idea, and you want to tell us it? We can pattern your bad idea in order for it to be used for company, call 1-800-BAD-IDEA. Now, here’s Shawn Ellis with our Show Case Showdown!
Screen now switches to Shawn stand next to Zelgadiss, Xellos, and Martina. And all of them are standing by the big wheel.
Shawn: Feel much better Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: *hundreds of bandages around his chest, and stomach* Yes…
Shawn: Great, now step over there, and spin that wheel! Spin it hard!
Zelgadiss: *walks over slowly to the big wheel, grabs a hold of the handle, and gives the wheel a great spin*
The big wheel spins so fast that suddenly… SNAP!!! The big wheel snapped out of it’s position, and rolls along the floor, and then it twirls around, and lands on its side with a big CRASH! Everyone in the stadium sweat dropped.
Xellos: O.O Oh my…
Martina: O.O It… came off. The big wheel is broken.
Zelgadiss: O.O Um, sorry?
Shawn: ^v^; Well, good thing I always keep a spear. *snaps his finger, and from above, the ceiling opens up, and another big wheel comes out of it, landing in it’s position next to Zelgadiss again* Now Zelgadiss, spin the wheel NOT so hard.
Zelgadiss: Um, yes. *grabs a hold of the big wheel, and spins it gently*
The wheel spin like normal, and in just a few seconds, the wheel lands right on…
[55]
Shawn: Zelgadiss, you have 55 cents, do you want to spin again?
Zelgadiss: Yes. *spins the wheel again gently*
Shawn: He’ll need to get less than 45 cents without going over.
The wheel slows down, and it suddenly comes to a sad halt on…
[50] ## BUZZ ##
Shawn: Oh no, 50 cents, sorry Zelgadiss, you went over. Nice having you here.
Zelgadiss: Yeah. Sure. *calmly, and coolly walks away from the big wheel, and goes to sit back in the audience*
Shawn: Xellos, your next, spin the big wheel.
Xellos: *walks over to the big wheel, but then turns to Shawn* ^v^ But before I will spin, I’d like to say hello to Beastmaster. *waves to the camera* Hello my master!
Shawn: ^v^ That’s nice.
Filia: I wouldn’t care less about that piece of garbage’s, trash for a master.
!! BOOM !!
Filia: O.x Owww… *falls to the ground, burnt*
Xellos: *twitches* You can call me whatever you want, but NEVER call my master trash. Stuck up dragon.
Shawn: -_-; Um, Xellos, the wheel? Spin?
Xellos: ^v^ Of course. *grabs a hold of the wheel’s handle, and spins the wheel with one hand (his staff is in his other)*
The wheels spins for a few seconds, and comes to a slow stop on…
[25]
Shawn: You have 25 cents Xellos.
Xellos: ^v^ And I’m going to spin again.
Shawn: Okay.
Xellos: *grabs a hold of the handle of the wheel, and spins the wheel again*
Shawn: *turns to Martina* Now remember Martina, is Xellos goes over your automatically in the showcase.
Martina: *now clutches her crest of Zomagustar* (Please Lord Zomagustar, let this filthy monster lose.)
The wheel suddenly stops on…it’s getting close…
[75] ##BUZZ##
Xellos: ^_^ Oh dear…
Audience: Awwww…
Martina: *jumps up and down hysterical* I won!!! I won, I won, I won!!! Thank you Lord Zomagustar!!!
Audience cheer for the winner Martina.
Shawn: I’m so sorry Xellos. Nice having you on my show anyway.
Xellos: ^v^ It was fun. *teleports out of sight, and back in the audience again, in his own seat*
Martina: *smiling with glee* Alright, I’ll finally face Lina Inverse at last!!!
Lina: ~_~ Oh god no. I’d prefer Xellos, instead of her.
Shawn: Yes Martina, you are going to be in the Showcase Showdown, however…
Martina: *freezes* But…?
Shawn: You must spin this wheel only once to see if you can at least reach on dollar.
Martina: Oh, okay. *walks over to the wheel, and grabs the handle with both hands* Lord Zomagustar, give me the strength! *gives the wheel a big spin*
Shawn: Nice spin.
The wheels spins for ten whole seconds, and just then, the wheel slowed down…it was getting close…closer…and…
[$1.00] $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$
Martina: I DID IT!!! *runs over and hugs Shawn* I WON $1,000!!!
Shawn: Yes, wonderful job Martina. Now… *walks over to the wheel, and starts it off on the 5 cents spot* You remember Martina, make sure the wheel goes all the way around, or it doesn’t count, and you don’t get to spin again.
Martina: *walks over to the wheel, and gives it a good spin*
Shawn: Green section, $5,000. One-dollar section, $10,000. What will it be?
The wheel slows down, and it comes to a surprisingly halt on…
[$1.00] {$11,000} $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$ $$ DING $$
Martina: ALL RIGHT!!!!! THIS IS SO WONDERFUL, LORD ZOMAGUSTAR HAS BLESSED ME!!!
Lina: *stares in awe* I don’t believe it.
Amelia: Mrs. Martina, excellent job!!
Martina: *runs over and hugs Shawn* OH I FEEL SO HAPPY NOW, I KNOW THAT I WILL BEAT LINA INVERSE!!!
Zangalas: *sweat drops* Does she have to smother all over him.
Shawn: *being hugged, sweat drops* We shall see Martina, because the Showcase Showdown will start… *points to the camera screen* …after this word.
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Lina is inside a little cottage, with a bowl of a colorful gemstone looking cereal on a table in front of her.
Lina: ^v^ I can’t wait to try this wonderful cereal! I just love it!
Gourry: *outside of the cottage, wearing one of Milgasia’s robes, and holding in one of his hands what looks like a Clair Bible Manuscript. Turns to the your screen* Watch me trick Lina in getting her Fruity Gemstones. *walks through the door, and the screen changes from outside, inside*
Lina is about to take a spoon full bite of the cereal when Gourry, dressed up as Milgasia walks toward her, speaking a voice close to Milgasia’s.
Gourry: *in Milgasia’s voice* Miss Lina, we meet again.
Lina: *eyes look up, and smiles with surprise* Milgasia, it’s been a very long time!!!
Gourry: *in Milgasia’s voice* Yes it has, and I have a big surprise for you. *holds up the Clair Bible Manuscript to Lina*
Lina: *eyes shines with stars, speaks excitedly* OH MY GOD, IS THAT ANOTHER CLAIR BIBLE MANUSCRIPT!!!???
Gourry: *in Milgasia’s voice* Yes, and I’d be happy to give it to you for some of that delicious cereal.
Lina: *grabs the bowl of Fruity Gemstones, and shoves it into Milgasia’s hands* HERE, TAKE ALL YOU WANT!!! *grabs the Clair Bible Manuscript from him, and starts hugging it, squealing*
Gourry: *takes a bite of the Fruity Gemstones, and still speaking in Milgasia’s voice* Mmm, cherry rubies, grape amethysts, blueberry sapphires, orange topazes, lemony citrines, and lime emeralds! So many different flavors in ever-single bite.
Zelgadiss: *appears smashing the door open, and running at Lina like crazy* LET ME SEE THE CLAIR BIBLE MANUSCRIPT!!! *jumps toward Lina, and Gourry*
Lina: NO ZELGADISS!!! WAIT!!!
!! CRASH !!
Zelgadiss: *standing on top of Lina, and Gourry, snatches the Clair Bible Manuscript from Lina, and opens the book, but…* WHAT!!!??? THESE PAGES ARE BLANK!!!
Lina: *pushes Zelgadiss off of her* WHAT!!!??? BLANK!!!??? *turns her head toward Gourry, to see that Gourry’s robe was torn apart, to only show his own armor*
Gourry: O.O Uh oh…
Lina: *furious* GOURRY YOU FRUIT FOR BRAINS, MY GEMSTONES!!!!!
Gourry: *opens the top of his head, and inside shows his brains made of all different kinds of fruit* Want a taste.
Lina: NO I- *eyes shine like stars again* Well, now that you mention it. *mouth starts to drool*
Gourry: O.O; Eck! NEVER MIND I ASKED! *closes the top of his head, grabs his bowl of the Fruity Gemstones, and runs out of the cottage, slamming the door from behind, and running down a road*
Lina: *smashes right thought the door of the cottage* COME BACK WITH MY CEREAL!!!
Zelgadiss: *still in the cottage, crying on the floor* This is no… Clair bible manuscript… (sob)
Screen now switches to a bowl of the Fruity Gemstones, a glass of milk, and orange juice, a plate full of two pieces of toast, and a red box with two icons of Lina Inverse’s, and Gourry Gabriev’s faces. In the background, Lina chases Gourry out of the background, while firing fireballs at him, while missing.
Lina’s voice: Post Fruity Gemstone cereal. Part of this good breakfast. Theirs beautiful, and delicious!
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Showcase Showdown,
To be continued…