The following are nonsensical ramblings.
For viewing this site it's best to use Netscape 3 or higher although this place isn't too confusing to read with AOL or Lynx 1.27 (it also helps to have a wide collection of fonts). If you're having trouble reading it with Bill Gates' mutant software it's not my fault. If he didn't go around making browsers that try to re-write standard HTML you'd be able to read this more easily.
Rules to Observe While Visiting:
The standard hands-off threat:
I'm sick of saying it, I'm sick of typing it, and I'm sure you're sick of hearing it. Jus keep yer paws off my images or I'll kick you in the shins since I'm too short to kick anything else. And afterwards, you WILL be very very dead.. or you'll have a lot of bruises... either way, HANDS OFF DEMMIT! They're mine! ALL MINE!
I kinda turned the MAQ semi-serious and put up the real questions I've been getting lately...
Q: What kind of anime do you watch? Almost any.
1. you break it, you buy it
2. line cutters will be ejected from park without a refund.
3. please curb the pets
4. shirt and shoes must be worn at all times [i guess that means pants are optional].
5. put litter in its place
6. no loitering
7. we accept mastercard and visa
8. if paying with food stamps please refer yourself to the courtesy counter
9. keep all music at a moderate listening level
Moderately Asked Questions:
Q: Do you even know what you're talking about? Yah.
Q: Why do you keep reformatting your page? Coz I feel like it.
Q: Why don't you have more images? I didn't want more images up.
Q: Why do you put up images from anime you don't even talk about? Why not?
Q: Can I have your background(s)? Haven't I gone over this already? No, you may not.
Q: Can I have your ICQ #? Wait.. lemme think... Magic 8 ball says "Not in this lifetime."
Q: Why aren't all your pages formatted the same way? If they were all the same it'd be kinda bORiNg..
Q: Why the "Deranged" in "Aidan's Deranged Anime"? Because "Aidan's 'Coco-nutty' Anime!" sounds dirty.
Q: Did you put that "Aidan kicks ass!" tattoo on my dog's forehead? You'll have to take that up with my attorney.
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DISCLAIMER:
Originally when I started writing up this page I was.. 13? 14? Something like that. Since then I haven't put any true substantial changes in since maybe the age of 15. So if the writing or content sounds a bit immature or stupid, it probably is. "Why not just rewrite it?" you ask? Because I'm really too lazy to.
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