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Dear Minako,
If you're (supposedly) as ditzy as Usagi, how come you get to answer the questions?
A very concerned individual
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Minako: Well.. I'm not really as ditzy as Usagi-chan, I'm just close. Other than that, I get to answer the questions coz I'm Aidan's favorite! And besides that, I'm very cute! ^_^
Aidan: Don't flatter yourself, Hotaru was going to do it but then she went and turned infantile on me [gestures towards Hotaru]
Baby Hotaru: Goo goo! GOO!
Minako: Eh heh... Next question!
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Dear Minako,
I was told by a friend that Lita and Ken go out! Is it true?
Jupiter Knight
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Minako: Ken.. and Lita? o.O WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!? [falls on the ground and begins to whimper]
Aidan: [dumps a bucket of cold water on Minako] Wake up! I quizzed you on these! You knew all the dub characters yesterday!
Minako: I don't know who they are!! WAAHHH!
Aidan: >_< I sense the oncoming of evil spirits...
Lita: What's this about me and Ken!? I'm not going to take this! Let's fight!
Aidan: Fight? Who? What? MINAKO!
Minako: [gets up and starts counting off on her fingers] Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina.. Oh! I remember!
Lita: [glares angrily at Aidan] Let's take this outside.
Aidan: [runs for her life]
Minako: Nope, Lita and Ken are just friends, they don't go out.
Lita: YOU COME BACK HERE! [chases after Aidan]
Minako: [blinks] what on earth? um.. next question I guess..
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Dear Minako,
Who is Galaxia? I didn't see the last season of Sailor Moon, and see who that character was.
Lanika
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[shudders] This brings back bad memories... Galaxia was the sailor senshi of the Universe. She tried to control Chaos by keeping it inside her but eventually turned evil because he tainted her soul. She was on a personal mission to collect the star seeds from all the sailor senshi of all the planets in the Universe, including ours (the Inner and Outer Senshi that is). Unfortunately, you can't really live without your star seed, so I died (along with almost all the other senshi). And it wasn't quick death, it was more like the "look, that crazy lady is trying to steal my life force. Why's she looking at my like that? OWWW!" kinda death.
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Dear Minako,
I want to know the enemies of the sailor scouts and who they fight by name.
Tara
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Minako: Well I want a million dollars and a boyfriend, but we don't all get what we want now, do we?
Aidan: [climbs in through the window] Answer the question!
Minako: Must I remind you whose column this is? And who ARE these people?
Aidan: [sulks] I'm not telling you they're from the dub. You don't want me here.
Minako: Another dub question? o.O But I don't remember the dub people! [whips out the flashcards Aidan made her] I'll use these! Um.. in the dub there's the.. Meganurse..
Aidan: Negaverse!
Minako: [squints] And they were Jaded, Nappy, Zo Tights, Methanol and Carol...
Aidan: Jadeite, Nephlite, Zoicite, Malachite, and Beryl!
Minako: I can't help it if I can't read your chicken scrawl! You should use print.
Aidan: [glares angrily] You should've known the names!
Minako: [ignores Aidan] uh.. and then there was the Doom Tree people, who were Alan, Anne and the Doom Tree itself, and then there was.. there was... [looking for the next card] Uh.. the Dark Moon Family! And the main characters from their group were Katsy, Birdie, Avery, Prisma, Rubius, Wise Man, Black Lady, Sapphire, Emerald and.. that's it. I think.. ^^;;
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Dear Minako-chan,
How come Mako-chan is so self-conscious of her height? I am tall, and tall is the best! Also tell that "Darien" to butt out of your column or whatever, especially when Mamo-chan is the one people mean! <-- And as far as that goes, tell Usagi she is very lucky!
Elizabeth
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Minako: [shoving Darien out the door] I've been trying to get rid of this pest for weeks!
Darien: [smirks] You know you like me baby, so why fight it?
Minako: [pulls out her Mace spray] Get away from me! ECCHI!!
Aidan: [runs up and pushes Darien into the broom closet]
Minako: Ahem.. ok.. so, Mako-chan is a little self-conscious about her size in general. She's self-conscious about her weight too. I really don't know why..
Mako: It's coz when I slow dance guys only come up to my chest. And of course, it's very uncomfortable considering where their line of sight is when you're talking. But there's nothing wrong with being tall!
Aidan: [pulls down a jar of growth hormones] Do you think these would make me taller? [sniffle] I don't wanna be short anymore!
Mako: [takes the jar away from Aidan] You're fine ^^;;
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Dear Minako,
Hi.. okay...i just saw the episode called "Prediction of Doom," and have just one thing to say to Darien (or however you spell that.. guy's name):
DARIEN... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SOOOOOO DAWG GONE MEANT TO POOR SERENA.... YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF... SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU.... YOU ARE JUST TOO MEAN TO BE HUMAN [pulls out her kick-darien's-stupid-butt-gun and blasts him out the door and calmly leaves]
Emerald
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Minako: [gloats] Hear that Dah-ree-ehn? YOU should be ASHAMED of yourself!
Aidan: [giggling madly offstage]
Minako: What's so funny?
Aidan: You put him in the broom closet! He can't hear you!
Minako: Didn't YOU put him in the closet?
Aidan: [still giggling like crazy]
Minako: [sighs in exasperation] You need your meds Aidan-chan. Next question!
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Dear Minako,
Why is Rey always so mean to Serena? Sometimes she seems very insensitive and cruel.
Alaina
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Rei: That's coz you're talking about the NA dub's Raye, not me. I'm a WONDERFUL person ^_~
Minako: Raye is mean to Serena coz she's just a frustrated teenage girl with high testosterone levels. Her only release is to pick on Serena.
Raye: I do NOT have a high testosterone level! How dare you say those kinds of things about me? And as for you, you sad, pathetic excuse for a columnist! You think you're funny? You're nothing! No one wants to read your section! Not even for free! And furthermore...
Minako: [sticks Raye in the closet with Darien] I'm sure you too will get along just fine. ^^;; Next question please!
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Dear Minako,
Why Don't you do other New things in sailormoon?
Hilda
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Minako: What kinds of new things? I do new things ALL the time! See, like today, I'm learning how to make chicken soup! [whips out her chopping board, a butcher knife and a bag of carrots] First you chop the carrots... [cuts up a carrot] OMIGAWD! My finger! I cut off my finger! [runs around looking for a band-aid]
Aidan: [deep sigh] Minako-chan. That's a carrot, not your finger.
Minako: Oh.. ^^;; [puts the knife away] hehe.. Next question!
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Dear Minako,
How come Darian dated Rei then Serena?
Lizzi
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Minako: Rei-chan dated Darien? O_O
Rei: I didn't! I swear! Eww!
Aidan: [runs onstage, hands Minako a note, and runs offstage]
Minako: You mean why'd he date RAYE! I was worried for a moment there ^^;; [knocks on the broom closet door] DAH-REE-EHN! Lizzi-san wants to know why you dated Raye and then Serena.
From the broom closet: [loud slurping noises]
Minako: I don't even want to know! Next question!
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Hey Minako,
Do you think Tuxedo Mask is hot? I love his hair, and he ranks right up there with Speed Racer in the looks department. Does he ever get hurt by the thorns on those roses? I mean, come on, he grabs them by the stems and never gets hurt? That is a bit strange. Nice talking with you.
Ceara
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[looks around and makes sure the coast is clear] Just between the two of us.. Yes! Tuxedo Mask is MAJORLY kawaii *^_^* ! Just don't tell Usagi-chan I said that ^^;; Oh, and he doesn't get hurt by the roses because he designed this little case for the stem, so that once the rose leaves his hand the thorns emerge!
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And so folks, that's it for this edition of "Ask Minako!" Next month I'll have Taiki, Yaten, and Seiya as my guests (let's ask them a few questions too! So they don't feel left out ^^;;). Sounds cozy, no? Kinda like Oprah! Hey, I could start my own BookClub! [gets stars in her eyes] I'll be famous! Oh, I can't wait! Ja ne!
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