Welcome to the third edition of Ask Minako! Since there's been a pile of questions riding in each month, I've decided to split it into a bi-monthly series ^_^ If it slackens off, then we'll change it bak to monthly. Either way it should be fairly fun!

Q:
Dear Minako,

Do you know if DiC is ever going to dub the next SM series? What are they going to name the outer senshi. This may be answered on your page actually. And by the way, could you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything in general? Some computer kept telling me it was 42. ^.^

Sheridan

A:
Nope nope nope, I know nothing of what DiC's up to ^_^. As far as naming the outer senshi, I have NO clue, but it's likely to be something weird (fansubbers have been going with "Alex" for Haruka, "Michelle" for Michiru and "Susan" for Setsuna-san). And the answer to life, the universe, and everything IS 42.
Q:
Dear Minako,

Where can I find an un-dubbed version of BSSM??                                                                              
Dana

A:
It really depends on what you're looking for. If you want it completely un-dubbed (i.e. in Japanese) I'm not really sure WHERE you can find it (except in Japan). But if you want a subtitled version you can either a) Check out local anime stores for it, b) Mail order through an anime provider, c) order via Internet from someplace like AnimeNation, or d) Get a fan-subbed version.
Q:
Dear Minako,

Hey, how come the dub version of your show doesn't have anything about those aliens Kisenian and Fiore? I don't get it - who are they?

Viwy

A:
The dub doesn't mention Kisenian and Fiore becoz they're from the Sailormoon R movie. The movies haven't been dubbed at all. For general info. on Kisenian and Fiore you can check Aidan's page on it ^_^.
Q:
Minako,

What's the story with you? How did you go from being Sailor V in London to Sailor Venus, a sailor senshi? An how come you have Video games and a movie? Huh?

Birdie

A:
Minako: Eh.. heh.. long story.. Basically, I am the product of Naoko-san's first manga, Codename: Sailor V! It didn't go over WILDLY with the kiddies, so she created another story, Bishojo Senshi Sailormoon (which is what this whole place refers to ^_^). So, she shipped me over from London and had me star as the senshi who leads the others coz she's got the most experience with bad guys (this' what happens when you've had 2 years overseas! ^_~). Ahem, why do I get video games and a movie? Because I'M SPECIAL! Really ^_^

Aidan: I always thought it was coz Naoko-sama was simply making subdued jokes about her previous manga. And aren't you s'posed to be Usagi-chan's wildly commercialized hero?

Minako: [menacing glare] It's.. coz.. I'M SPECIAL!

Q:
Hey Minako,

This may be difficult......
Why does Reeny turn to evil? My pals call me her (even though I'm not)....I thought she would stay pure nice!

Anonymous

A:
Minako: Reeny turns evil because she's really an evil gremlin in the guise of an innocent pink-haired girl!

Aidan: [looks at her notecards] That's not what my notes say...

Minako: [claps her hands over Aidan's mouth and drags her off-screen] Ahem.. she's a gremlin.

Q:
Dear Minako,

How come the dubbed version is so stupid?                                                                              
Zelda

A:
Minako: Good question! Unfortunately... I don't know why.. [looks around for help]

Aidan: [runs onstage, hands Minako a series of notes and runs off]

Minako: Let's see.. It seems that the dub was dumbed down because DiC wanted to present it to a younger audience, who they believed are too stupid to comprehend stories with plots. They were afraid that *certain* scenes from BSSM would corrupt young children so they cut them out. Then, to save on their budget they took certain clips from BSSM and repeated them in several different places of the dub thousands of times. And finally, they hired voice actors who weren't exactly top of the line and altered the translations so that finally the movement of the characters mouths didn't match the dubbing. Put it all together and you get.. Crap! A.K.A. the NA Dub.

Q:
Dear Minako,

Will Usagi be good in school? Will she even enter college? (knowing she has a hard time in fighting the emenies.)

ANGEL

A:
Unforunately, Usagi-chan and I share the same fate.. we're HORRID at school. But we've been studying with Ami-chan for our exams for college! We just haven't gotten past that yet ^^;;
Q:
Dear Minako,

Who is the Moon Light Knight? If he is who I think he is, he is Tuxedo Mask, and Darien in one. But Darien and the Moon light Knight both shoed up in the same episode. So, to make a long question short, who is he and what is his identity?

Brandon

A:
Minako: [croaks] Dub questions....

Moonlight Knight: Do not fear brave Minako! You can answer all if you believe in yourself!

Minako: Aiee... go to last month's Ask Minako! edition, it's got a similar answer mid-way down the page ^^;;

Q:
Dear Minako,

Where can I get cheap sailormoon things?                                                

moonie

A:
At anime stores on college campuses and in China Town and Japan Town.
Q:
Dear Minako,

Why do you hate the NA dub so much? Is Lita/Makoto there? Is Aidan an alien?

Sailor Sun

A:
Minako: I don't hate the NA dub.. I just don't think it's as good as the original, coz without the original you wouldn't get to know me! ^_^ And Mako-chan is here! And Lita.. well I could bring her back..

Aidan: NOOOO! She tried to hurt me last time!

Minako: Ahem.. ok, so we won't bring her back ^^;; And I really don't know if Aidan-chan's an alien.. sure seems like it..

Aidan: [sings] There once was an alien from Venus, whose head was shaped like a...

Minako: [claps her hand over Aidan's mouth] NEXT QUESTION!

Q:
Dear Minako,

Why does Darien want to be with Serena instead of Rei?                                                
Winnie

A:
Minako: Rei-chan... what ARE you doing with that creature?

Rei: I DIDN'T DATE HIM DEMMIT!

Minako: [nods patronizingly] Uh-huh. Sure you didn't. But have you SEEN him? It's a wonder he manages to date anyone at all! Next question!

Q:
Dear Minako,

How come we haven't seen the rest of the sailormoon episode, how can you explain that? And how come you don't have a boyfriend minako?

jennifer

A:
Minako: I don't know why you haven't seen the rest of the sailormoon episode.. perhaps you should watch the entire half hour of it? ^^;; And I don't have a boyfriend because I... I... don't have time for one yet.. The champion of the goddess of Love can have a boyfriend whenever she wants!

Aidan: Then how come you ain't got one?

Minako: How come YOU haven't got one?

Aidan: [frowns] I have nothing to do with this.. Next question!

Q:
Dear Minako,

How come in the United States BSSM doesn't show all of the series? Is it because they need to translate it to english? Also, who is Sailor Chibichibimoon? What's her role in the whole thing?

Kalika

A:
Aidan: It's not BSSM in the States, it's plain ol' SM

Minako: [shoves Aidan into a box].. Ahem.. they haven't shown the rest of the series becoz ultra-conservative DiC thinks there are some "questionable" things in the following series. And thank God they haven't managed to dub SMS! It doesn't need their corrupt paws on it! And Sailor Chibichibimoon is a character who's role changes depending on if you're talking about the manga or the anime ^_^

ChibiChibi: Chibi chibi chibi! Sailor Cosmos! Chibi chibi!

Minako: [claps her hand over ChibiChibi's mouth] We decline to comment! ^^;;

And so, that concludes this week's Ask Minako! Stay tuned for next time folks! Love y'all! Ja!

Minako ^_~

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