The Samurai Pizza Cats Drinking Game!
"Because that's how bored I am!" (tm)

First draft.
1997 WarpZone.

  The Samurai Pizza Cats Drinking Game has two major purposes:

  1. To make people laugh.

  2. To get people plastered.

  (I don't think there are many Pizza Cats fans old enough to drink, so if
you're too young, just use soda and pretend ^_^.)

  Here's how you play the Samurai Pizza Cats Drinking game: You get a large
supply of something to drink (Preferably, but not nessesarily alcoholic)
and watch an episode of Samurai Pizza Cats. If you have several episodes
on tape, you can play longer. Game ends when you run out of tape, run out
of drinks, or everyone is too wasted to care anymore. Last person to pass
out wins. (If using soda, last person who has to go to the bathroom wins.)

  Playing is easy: Just watch the show. When one of the following events 
occurs, simply drink the required amount of drink. One "drink" is defined
as one gulp of whatever you're drinking. "Chug" means to finish off the 
glass.

  So, here we go:

1 drink for the opening theme.

1 drink if the narrator rerfers to the Pizza Cats as "Our heroes."
  
2 drinks if everybody else laughs and you didn't get the joke, whether due
to complexity or obscurity of reference.

2 drinks if the Big Cheese says "I'm so evil..."

1 drink for each recycled scene. (Transformations, Ginzu Sword Attack,
Introducing themselves before a fight, etc.)

3 drinks if you think the plot is deviating from the Japanese original.

1 drink for an appearence by each of the following characters: Lucile,
Princess Vi, The Rude Noise, Guru Lou, That Ostrich thingy, That red bird
from the title screen, Supreme Catatomic, Mama-san, Junior.

4 drinks if the Supreme Catatomic is called but does not transform into
humanoid form.

1 drink if Prisoner Island is mentioned.

(You might want to get a few more bottles of drink...)

3 drinks if it's Princess Vi who mentions Prisoner's Island.

4 drinks if Extra's Island is mentioned.

Chug if they say the word "sexy" on childrens' television (Shame on them!)

1 drink for each member of the Rescue team used.

3 drinks if the Robot Enemy is really really stupid in design, appearance,
or behavior.

2 drinks if Princess Vi chases Bad Bird.

Chug if the other bad guys hand Bad Bird over to princess Vi.

2 drinks if polly or speedy uses any kind of attack other than a sword.

2 drinks if Guido uses any attack other than his umbrella.

5 drinks if Lucile shoots her missles.

30 drinks if you live in Canada. (I'm mad at you. You guys get eight more
episodes than us! Okay, just kidding. In the intrest of international peace,
you don't have to do this one unless you want to...)

Please send all suggestions for a longer list to me at... 

warpzone32@geocities.com