If you treat him nice, he says you are in love with him
If you don't, he says you are proud
If you dress nicely. he says you are trying to lure him
If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains
If you are smarter than him, he will lose face
If he is smarter than you, he is great

If you don't love him, he tries to posses you
If you love him, he will try to leave you
If you don't let him kiss you, he says you don't love him
If you let him kiss you, he says you are cheap

If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome
If you don't tell him, he says that you don't trust him
If you scold him, you are like nanny to him
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so
If you smoke, you are a bad girl
If he is smokes, he is a gentlement

If you do well in exams, he says it is luck
If he does well, it is brains
If you hurt him, you are cruel
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive

Men..........how on the earth can a woman trust you? You so UNREASONABLE, UNRELIABLE, UNREALISTIC and UNBELIVEABLE