You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you
You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea
People start yelling Ni Ho Ma?
People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truley from
At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians
Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs
Your parents owns a store like a restaurant
You've visited this site
Your mom has a short-haired, curly perm
Your dad is some kind of engineer
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing
You shop 99 ranch
You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
You have painful memories of the feather duster
You dress like all your Asian friends
You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get craped on when you don't
You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles
You have tiles in at least 2 rooms in your house
You've read my page up to here
Your family owns Asian Cars ( Toyota )
You have woven mats in your house
You shop at a Local Asian Market
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go
Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child
You see lots of Karaoke videos w/phony girls in them
Nothing matches in your house
You have a box of noodles in your house
You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry
You dad still wears the tube of socks w/the stripes
You own some kind of Video Game Machine
You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does
All your little girl relatives have the same hair style
You are usually taller than your parents once you reach puberty
You tell your parents your crisis period and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age
You have a pair of sandles
You have had the hairstyle where you part it in the middle or still has it (Mainly for Males)
Your parents or grandparents own a Garden
Your mom wears red lipstick
You only have Asian doctors/Dentist
You either know how to speak your language or don't
You make fun of your parents when they speak english