You know if you're Asian when...

You are talking on the phone your mom would say who are you talking to? Is he/she Asian? Is he/she doing good in school?
you got a big asian super market calendar in ur kitchen LiL-V-GrL(gapgurl@hotmail.com)
All your non-asian friends (if you have any) love chinese food, while you're sick of it (some of us) artemis10(svljel@inreach.com)
There is a free balloon or cookies you intend to take as many as possible artemis10(svljel@inreach.com)
Your parents love free stuff> artemis10(svljel@inreach.com)
You have one of those one by one peal off calendars Allen(AllenX>
Your parents are racist against black people even though they deny it ogbhalo(ogbhalo@innocent.com)
You take your shoes off before you walk into a house (ogbhalo(ogbhalo@innocent.com)
You always have a pager in public veiw ogbhalo(ogbhalo@innocent.com)
You and you're parents are talking normally, you're friend's say why is your mom screaming at you? me(jchan2@bayou.uh.edu)
You/your family owns/had owned/will own one of those fiber optic lights dominhus(dominhus@thepentagon.com)
people automatically think you know some form of martial arts dominhus(dominhus@thepentagon.com)
You over use the word Yo, Mad, and Son. (ex: Yo that music is Mad Loud Son)
Your ceiling's paint is falling off
You have soy sauce stains on your carpet or place mats Joby(JobyDhutt@aol.com)
Your parents think there is a international Jewish conspiracy Corinthian(corinthian1@hotmail.com)
"Ay yah!" comes up at least once in conversation Corinthian(corinthian1@hotmail.com)
You're addicted to that black medicinal cough syrup Corinthian(corinthian1@hotmail.com)
The Spanish Inquisition is nice and friendly compared to your parents asking you about your friends, or asking them about themselves Corinthian(corinthian1@hotmail.com)
If your parents have bad feelings about all of your non-Asian friends Corinthian(corinthian1@hotmail.com)
your Caucasian friends say, "Hey, you're as white as I am!" and they mean it as a compliment A. Rat(burto006@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
a guy says, "You remind me of all the women I bought in the Philippines" and means it as a compliment A. Rat(burto006@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
World War II veterans have flashbacks when they see you walking down the street A. Rat(burto006@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
complete strangers ask, "Do you speak English?" A. Rat(burto006@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
people ask you to translate the menu in Chinese restaurants A. Rat(burto006@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
Your vocab is filled with Wei and AH Brendon(Lamcolin@aol.com)
Your mother never shops unless there is a sale! Artemis10/Enoch/JediKnight(artemis300@hotmail.com)
Your parents talk to eachother your friends ask "why are they fighting?" No Name Given(No e-mail Given)
You have 500 family members, and you don't know half of them Brian(No e-mail Given)
You hang out at the video arcades 3 times a week Brian(No e-mail Given)
you're half the size of most of your friends Brian(No e-mail Given)
People think you're related to Bruce Lee Brian(No e-mail Given)
People think you're related to Mao Eugene(No e-mail Given)
People think you're a communist Eugene(No e-mail Given)
you have taken at least one of those soft lense pictures with our friends or just by yourselves! Maria(bebeChic@aol.com)
teachers ask you if that's your REAL name on the first day of school Betty Vo(b.vo@mailexcite.com)
you wake up in the morning to your parents, seeing them singing kareoke Betty Vo(b.vo@mailexcite.com)
when you have one of those little brooms that you bend over to use No Name Given(XxdAjZaxX@aol.com)
you're at a restaurant, white people ask "how do you use this chop stick?" Anthony(Anthonyu@pacbell.net)
teachers mispronounce your name from the first day of school till the last day of school Stephanie(snow_angel@hotmail.com)
My cousin made this theory, and maybe you'd like to hear it. It's very humorous. Listen to this Wav ,cause it's too much typing. Oh yea turn off the midi on the bottom and make it loud cause I speak low! ;P
you spend 70 bucks on new shoes, then you wear pants that are so baggy that they cover the shoes completely No Name Given(No e-mail given)
you borrow all your friends stuff and have it loaned out to someone else within five minutes No Name Given(No e-mail given)
You have a bottle of Tiger Balm somewhere in your house Achika(Achika@rocketmail.com)
someone asian calls you your name is ended with "ahh" or"iee" Nort(norton@netcom.ca)
Your parents, after dinner, put their dessert directly on their dinner plate. (somehow, they don't seem to mind the flavors of chocolate ice cream and fish sauce mixed together!) (This might apply to Filipinos only, but if not, even better!) Carmel Evangelista(achika@rocketmail.com)
you buy soysauce by the gallon lazybaby25(nk25637@hotmail.com)
you have a regular first name with an ethnic middle name elliot(eikuta@scf.usc.edu)
Your relatives always bring you those ugly hot pink, bright green, or bright orange shirts from China with the alligator on the front Herman Lee(l.herman@mailexcite.com)
you don't have any eyelids or had a surgery to get one Mary(Rmviera@aol.com)
you count on "lucky money" as a source of income Melissa Lee(No e-mail given)

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