If your childhood bed time stories consisted
of demons and death. (sometimes it included
tigers, rice and a maiden)
Chino(d.song@mailexcite.com)
You put left over food in the oven, once you've had enough
Vy(No e-mail given)
the chinese waiter looks EXTREMELY disappointed when you said you'd rather have a fork
Leeza Lee(Liz@autobahn.org)
You think you're all that because you're Asian but really you're not because you don't know anything about your culture
SRi LaNkaN(nope)
Your grandma or grandpa has a white Salonpas strip stuck to an aching part of their body
No name given(No e-mail given)
Your parents buy tons of Vitamin E whenever they are going back to Taiwan, China
Flutee(Flutee614@aol.com)
Your breasts are never going to fit a B cup and above
No name given(No e-mail given)
You have to take your parents to all appointments because you have to translate every English words into Chinese
No name given(No e-mail given)
You try to hit on all the asian chicks at the mall and they all turn you down =(
Paul(Paul_Thai@usa.net)
You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled
Wu Sang Fu(mung@ridgecrest.ca.us)
you were watching Mulan with your non asian friends, they'd say... "hey look! It's your mother!"
You have to read all the mail to your parents because it's in English
Khmer King(No e-mail given)
your name means something
Khmer guy(No e-mail given)
ur parents wont let u sleeps at otherz friendz house coz "ur a girl"(coz u'll b rape by ur friends bro or dad or kidnapped or whatsoever..)
liz(No e-mail given)
ur dog mostly eat the leftoverz(or anything else beside "real" dog fOod..)
liz(No e-mail given) damn I wish she left her email, thanks for the comment, liz =)
people who has never seen a asian before, think you're some sort of strange monkey
Chris(Chris_Ki@hotmail.com)
white people think you can break bricks with your head
Chris(Chris_Ki@hotmail.com)
you actually know what the yin-yang symbol means
Lezza Lee(Liz@autobahn.org)
you think it would be ok to eat your neighbor's dog
Leeroy(leeroy@aol.com)
everyone still calls you Bruce
Leeroy(leeroy@aol.com)
you wait till midnight to make a long distance call
_Sweet_Maiden_(babie_gap@hotmail.com)
your parent's friends come to your birthday party and end up staying there till the next day playing cards
LAT PHAM(LATONERS@AOL.COM)
you break out them chopsticks while you're having sex
Leeroy(leeroy@aol.com)
even though you only eat rice, somehow, you still manage to produce the biggest, toilet-clogging piece of shit of ANY race
Sizemore(crapper@uclink.berkeley.edu)
you like to masturbate with several chopsticks bundled and tied together with white string
Sexy Wongster(wong_island@chomp.edu)
...you know that Martin Yan of "Yan Can Cook" is faking that damn accent of his
W. Wong(wwong@psygnosis.com)
you have a rear spoiler on the back of your Honda Accord that Mario Andretti would be proud of
W. Wong(wwong@psygnosis.com)
Walking upstairs in your house with your shoes still on is a capital crime
W. Wong(wwong@psygnosis.com)
you got one of those hong kong female actress calendars in your home
babycharm(pov1@hotmail.com)
You have every imaginable Adidas product
Shaun(triplelutz@hotmail.com)
everyone in your family is a member of Coscos
Leslie(chow@injersey.com)
u have fake tiger skin seat covers in your car...frt& rear
t-bon(No e-mail given)
The spoiler on your car is big enough to play Mah Jong or Big Two on
J@DED~DRAGON(jaded_dragon007@hotmail.com)
You have over a million sticker pictures all over your stuff
J@DED~DRAGON(jaded_dragon007@hotmail.com)
you start fights over games of big two
J@DED~DRAGON(jaded_dragon007@hotmail.com)
your with ten other guys and you all pick on one person you think is a fob
Nate(fineazn@aol.com)
You spend 6 hours at Sanrio, another 6 at gap, another 6 at J Crew, and another 6 at the temple :)
Omari Davis(omaridavis@juno.com)
your parents threaten to sell you in the black market
S. Hsieh(shonenkusokun@hotmail.com)
you had mystery meat for lunch and your neighbor's dog has mysteriously vanished
S. Hsieh(shonenkusokun@hotmail.com)
YoU tYpe In dIs FucKinG aNNoYinG wAy
aLL dA daYaM tYme. YoU kNoW SoMe oF
OuR eYeS geT tIrEd lOOkiNg At dIs ShIIt?
and spell ryte too. some of us have a hard
aZz tyme reading that aznonics crap...
Natalie(Purpledragonz@hotmail.com)
you fight one on one with all 100 of your friends to back you up
slaker(young_n_dangerus@hotmail.com)
you trip over a pile of shoes at the doorway
Amy(samari_007@hotmail.com)
you sweat soy sauce
Y.C.H.(Smoothkorean@worldnet.att.net)
you can sit like a frog and not fall over
Y.C.H.(Smoothkorean@worldnet.att.net)
You are at a restaurant with family, and although everyone's finished eating already, you still manage to stay a couple of hours more in the restaurant
Azyn Sensation(AzynNeon@hotmail.com)
Your eyes seemed to have disappeared when you're high