Two psychiartists with offices in the same building rode the elevator together every morning. Each day the elevator operator would watch in amazement as one of the psychiatrists spit in th other's face, while the victim did nothing in return.

Finally the operator stopped the second man after the other had exited and said, "Excuse me, sir, but for three years now I've been watching as that other man spits in your face every day. I just have to ask why you don't ever do anything about it."

"Well," said the shrink, "it's *his* problem."

How many college jocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one but it's worth 3 credits.

The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight... Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is AGAINST world peace.

-- Jay Leno