Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
From radio station WYCD-FM:
Things overheard at the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley wedding:
"Well, I'm pretty sure one of them is a virgin."
"First couple that I've ever known that was registered at FAO Schwarz."
"I don't think that's the real groom; it's just a decoy."
Newlywed complaints Lisa-Marie has about Michael:
Leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
That battle-axe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
Thinks he's using her to get to Elvis' bones.
Touches her kids more than he touches her.
If the Michael & Lisa Marie Marriage was a TV show, what would the name be?
Maniac Mansion (from the Family Channel)
Really Big, Gigantic, Humongous House on the Prairie
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand !!
What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!!
What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
His other hand !!
What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
Throw him a buoy !!
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Please let your son go down on me!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
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