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Funny Names

People's Names:
  1. Actor Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Allen Dick
  2. Candy Appel
  3. Dr. Ayling
  4. Helen Bach
  5. Candy Baker
  6. Harold Balz
  7. Harry Balzac
  8. Dick Bangor
  9. Master Bates
  10. Rocky Beach
  11. Sandy Beach
  12. Dr. Beavers (an OBGYN in Omaha, Nebraska)
  13. Placenta Belle
  14. Idabelle Belostit
  15. Dick Bender
  16. Bob Beque
  17. Violet Bezokas
  18. Lesley (Les) Bien
  19. Ivan Bitchakakov
  20. Ron R. Boring (apparently a CPA in LA)
  21. Maxwell DeForest Brane (everyone calls him Max)
  22. Adam Burke
  23. Dick Burns
  24. Wendy Bush
  25. Dick Butkis (hey, I'm a Bears' fan, too, this is just for completeness!)
  26. Candy Cain
  27. Justin Case
  28. Constantine Cherkinov
  29. Mary Christmas
  30. Crystal Clear
  31. Harold "Harry" Cox
  32. I.P. Daily
  33. Peter Debeter
  34. Phil O. Dendron
  35. Rhoda Dendron
  36. Freida Dichlicher
  37. Harold Dick OR Harry Dick
  38. Major Dick (army)
  39. William R. Dickgraber (apparently a reverend as listed in the phone book)
  40. Happy Dicks (University of Georgia linebacker)
  41. Phil Dirt
  42. Ben Dover
  43. Eileen Dover
  44. Hans Down
  45. Dick Dragon
  46. Donald Duck
  47. Cliff Dweller
  48. Barb Dwyer
  49. Hu Flung Dung
  50. Chester Field
  51. Bob N. Fordik
  52. Gay Fox
  53. May N. Fraim
  54. Dr. Howard Freeze (apparently, some guy's dentist...)
  55. Dick Funk
  56. Frank Furter
  57. Tricky Gnosis
  58. Al Gore-Rythim
  59. Hugh Gorgen
  60. Ima Gunnabarf
  61. Wendy Gust
  62. Pearl Harbour
  63. Sydney Harbour
  64. Rhoda Hazard
  65. Richard Head OR Dick Head
  66. The Hogg Sisters (Ima and Urha).
    Actually, it was reported to me that Miss Ima Hogg was a single child and a very kind person.
  67. Harry Hole
  68. Fair Hooker (Cleveland Browns wide reciever)
  69. Amanda Hugginkiss
  70. I. Wanda Hughes-Kissenger
  71. Mike Hunt
  72. Buster Hymen
  73. Joyce Isures
  74. Ivan Jacinov
  75. Hugh Jarse
  76. Hugh Jass
  77. E. Normus Johnson
  78. Hugh Jourgensen
  79. Sukmi Kokov
  80. Milt Krain
  81. Seymour Kroch (invented the mini-skirt?)
  82. Crystal Chandra Lear
  83. Richard Less
  84. Rose Lipps
  85. Stephen Lo-Kok
  86. Andy Mack
  87. Paul Mall
  88. Sal Manila
  89. Pat McCass
  90. Phillip McCrevice
  91. Jack Mehoff
  92. Marsha Mellow
  93. Keith Myath
  94. Sara Mycock
  95. Jim Nasium
  96. Anna A. P. Newyer
  97. Leonard Nockemoff
  98. Patty O'Furniture
  99. May O'Naise
  100. Stu Padasso
  101. Rosie Palms
  102. Mr. Harry Paratestees
  103. Dr. Andrew Payne (a dentist; on his surgery door it says, "Dr. A. Payne : Dentist")
  104. Warren Pease
  105. Star Peerin
  106. Fonda Peters
  107. Harry Peters
  108. Iletta Pew
  109. Dr. Pick (an orthodontist, no doubt)
  110. Colonel Pine-Coffin (actually listed in the phone book in England!)
  111. Y.B. Pistov
  112. Sherri Popp
  113. Amanda Reconwitt
  114. Ann R. Rexia OR Anna Rexia
  115. Dusty Rhodes
  116. Chuck Roast
  117. Mike Rochip
  118. Mike Rotch
  119. Dick Ryder
  120. Max Schmuck
  121. Harry Scrotum
  122. Lunatic E. Sex
    (allegedly, a guy in San Jose, CA, legally changed his name to this? Why? I don't know, email /dev/null/)
  123. Melody Sharp
  124. Polly Esther Sheets
  125. Dick Skinner
  126. Ida Slapter
  127. Lichter Slaught
  128. Dr. Slaughter
  129. Dudley Sledge
  130. Ladd Snowsell
  131. Jean Soff
  132. Seaman Staines
  133. Anna Steisia
  134. Jaques Strap
  135. Richard Stroker
  136. Ewell B. Strokonov
  137. Rusty Sword
  138. I. Takashita
  139. Fran Tastic
  140. Harry Teeth
  141. Dick Trickle (apparently a race car driver?)
  142. Page Turner
  143. Justin Tyme
  144. Ann Ulcanal
  145. Ilene Ulik
  146. Karl Underpants
  147. Claire Voyant
  148. William Wacker (called "Willy" for short)
  149. Waylon Wall
  150. Mary Wanna
  151. Dick Treat. A janitor at a local supermarket.

Pet Names:
  1. Friends had an English Sheep Dog and named it Jose, for "Jose, Can You See!"
  2. Guy I know had a black lab who's a total pussycat, slobbers all over everybody, would show a housebreaker where the family jewels are stashed. You know the kind, when they wag, they wag the whole rear end. So he named him Conan.
  3. A friend had a black lab with three legs... they named him Tripod!
  4. My three cats: Spazzer, Fahrenheit, Synapse

Institutions and Organizations Names:
  1. A funeral home somewhere in Florida... Crispe and Burnn
  2. Law firm of... Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
  3. A music store in South England... Wayne Kerr Music
  4. A dormitory at Virginia Commonwealth University named for a Harry Bear.
  5. Law firm in Birmingham, AL, called "Crook & Crook."
  6. Law firm of Lamb, Curry, and Rice
  7. An eating establishment in Destin, FL: Fish Heads.
  8. There's a store in Connecticut called "Master Bait and Tackle."
  9. In one small town, there's a street named Becher, and on that street, there's a shop called, "Becher Meat Shop."
  10. A (Korean) grocery on Clark Street in Chicago: Seoul Food
  11. Law firm of Suem and Screwem.
  12. Law firm of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe.
  13. Law firm of Milkem and Bilkem.

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