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L a n g u a g e

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'."

All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.

"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."

His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"

"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"

Unabomber missed an opportunity

The only reason Gates is still alive is because Ted Kaczynski wasn't ever forced to use Microsoft products.

Technology Breakthrough!

A breakthrough in computer technology has been made by the representatives of the growing population of female computer engineers. The new revolutionary processor is based on female logic and utilizes the following four values for logical operators:

) neither YES nor NO
) YES or NO
) NO three times
) NO and never mention it to me again!