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Sheep Herding

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.

The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution."

The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd."

The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"

When in America ...

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs.

One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they eat dogs in America?"

"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.

"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."

They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."

The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"

Seven Dwarfs........

Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. the water was enticing and Snow-white decides to take a bath.

So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is preparing to take the bath. Dwarfs protest vehemently and then Snowwhite relents and says that when i get into the water and u hear the splash, u can turn around. Snowwhite undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.

The moment the dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snowwhite standing NAKED.

Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised?

The answer is : SEVEN UP