As it gets closer to dusk and the old streets start getting darker, the two girls start riding faster, looking more and more flustered and out of breath, when one girl turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before!"

The other girl smiles and says, "It's the cobblestones."

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house."

The government announced it will put organ donor forms in the tax forms it mails out. "What more do they want?" asks Jay Leno. "My money isn't enough? They want my spleen?"

In the News: "Today is National Weather person's Day. There's a 20% chance no one will care." (BBS Briefs)

20th Century Fox has agreed to purchase Richard Jewell's life story for half a million dollars. "Imagine how much he could have gotten if he had one." (Steve Voldseth)

Entertainment: Pat Boone's new heavy metal album is doing well. Says Jimmy McConnell, "His new professional name will be Snoop Goodie Good."

"Okay, guess the year: Star Wars is the #1 movie, Kiss has just completed their most successful tour ever, and Pat Boone has a new album that's selling like crazy. Yes, welcome to 1997! (Paul Harris)