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How Much For That Doggie in the Window?

Having listened to the appeal of an elderly streetwalker, the newly elected magistrate was reluctant to sentence her.

He ordered a short recess, then went to the chambers of an older and wiser Judge and asked "What would you give a 50 year old streetwalker ?"

The learned jurist thought for a brief moment and then replied, "Oh surely, no more than $20 son.


The P-ne-U-matic Side of "The Force"

Upon visiting Taco Bell/KFC during this Star Wars movie rerelease period, I was greeted with a poster featuring an image of Yoda on some sort of a promotion which beckoned in large letters, "FEEL THE FORCE."

It was not immediately clear what was being promoted, but the only thing that came to my mind was perhaps their bean burritos.


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