A === Satan's Flying Burnt Black Steel Atomic Poison German Children of (the) Screaming Golden Def Fatal Albino

B === Death Candy Fire Cancer Fokker Waste Monkey Frogurt Love Coma Clam Desire War Meat

C === Ship Wheel Head Peppers Maiden Basket Boner Drug Machine Ryche Rats Stick Snake Pod

Examples:

• Albino Waste Wheel
• Def Fokker Head
• Screaming Clam Peppers

You should stress, however, that for Heavy Metal Band names it is critically important that you misspell words and add as many extra V's, X's, Y's and Z's as possible. Examples:

• Nyxxon's Vyxxons
• Zygoat
• Mynions of Gargaxx
• Shreddyr

If you can't misspell words, then at least fold in some unnecessary German pronunciation, as in: Flaming Sputum (where the first 'u' has an umlaut).

Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations

1. : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
2. : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

1. : This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
2. : No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

1. : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
2. : This is a lighthouse. Your call.