What would it take to get Nirvana back together?
Two more shotguns (We can only hope)

Why would Curt Kobain make a good Hockey player?
Because he's so good at the face off

What are Kurt's favorite movies?
Honey, I Blew Off My Head and Seattle Shotgun Massacre.

While he was at it, he could of at least taken Courtney with him.
That would really have made the world a better place.

How d'you get a leper out of bed?
With a shovel.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the gas.

Did you hear about the leper playing poker?
He threw in a rotten hand.

What's the definition of a skeleton?
A leper in a wind-tunnel.

What d'you call a leper in the bath?
Porridge.

What's black, bangs on the window and screams?
A baby in a microwave.

What goes: plop! plop! fizz!
2 babies in an acid bath.

What's the difference between a truck-load of babies and a truck-load of ball-bearings?
You can't unload a truck-load of ball-bearings with a pitch-fork.

What's red, sits in a corner and screams?
A baby sucking a razor blade.

What's green sits in a corner and doesn't make a sound?
The same baby 6 months later.