The Church of Apathy was thought about by it's founders for several years before they decided to put it together in 1973. In 1989 they finally got around to looking for a church, but found it was too much trouble, and besides, they really didn't care where they met, anyway.

Their next project is to find a clergy man, but so far, no one really wants to look for one. An added bonus, if you should ever decide to attend a meeting, there won't be any long boring discussions of whether or not there is a God, because it doesn't matter that much to anyone in the church.

If you're interested, or think you might be, if you ever get around to it, send us your name and address, and we'll send you your confirmation letter. That is, if you really want one, and if we decide it's worth it to reply.

Who knows? Who cares? We certainly don't; we're Apathists!

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

3. Beer has never caused a major war.

4. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

5. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

6. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

7. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

8. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

9. You can prove you have a Beer.

10. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.