"Smoochy Woochy Meatball Head! I want that crystal!" - Rini to Serena.

"Right! If only I'd listened to my instructor instead of admirring his BLUE EYES!" - Serena with absolutely no control on skies.

"Help me banish this mophead!" - Jupiter regarding a cardian.

"Dream on surfer boy!" - Jupiter to Malachite.

"Go Bleach your roots creep!" - Mercury to Malachite.

"You want me to sit next to that?"
"My thoughts exactly." - Serena and Darin discussing seating arrangements.

"You've got everything."
"Except coordination." - Peggy and Darien to Serena.

"Unquestionably she's the biggest ditz I've ever met, but you know that's part of her charm." - Melvin regarding Serena.

"Whackooooo on the Premisesssss!" - Chad while running from Catsy.

"I'm such a total meatballhead!" - Serena to Raye.

"See ya' around Meatballhead." - Raye to Sailor Moon.

"Hey! Watch it Meatballhead!" - Darien to Serena.

"What's your problem Meatballhead?" - Darien to Serena.

"Anyway, thanks for listening Meatballhead." - Darien to Serena.

"Hey Meatballhead! Glad to see ya'!" - Darien to Serena.

"Hey, you can call me Meatballhead." - Serena to Darien in a heartbreaking voice.

"I never thought I'd miss you calling me Meatballhead." - Serena missing Darien.

"I think it kinda' fits." - Darien discussing the term Meatballhead.

"You know, no offense Serena, but you've got the funniest hair. Looks like a pair of meatballs!" - Darien to Serena.

"Meatballs!? Here I come in to cheer you up, and you say my hair looks like meatballs!?" - Serena in response.

"Hey Serena! Check it out! You can finally get rid of those two meatballs on you head!" - Molly showing Serena an ad for a new hair salon.

"She's spacy. I mean way worst than normal...." - Molly regarding Serena.

"Goodnight, my Meatballhead." - Darien in Serena's dream.

"Meatballhead! Don't go in there alone! You'd probably get lost in your own closet!" - Darien to Serena.

"Meatballhead?" - Darien recognizing Sailor Moon as Serena.