If you wanna go to bars and pick up some hot chicks, these are the lines you have to remember.

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
"Nice shoes.....Wanna fuck?"
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"You're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
"Are you tired? You should be cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"You're almost as perfect as me"
"The end of the world is coming soon, you might as well fuck me now"

If someone says "Ewwwww. You sick bastard!" or "Get away from me!" or anything along those lines. You say to them "That's not what you said to me in bed last night."
Note: I am not responsible for any physical or mental damage these pick up lines cause to you.

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