Thurston's Corner
Women's English
Yes=No
No=Yes
Maybe=No
I'm sorry=You'll be sorry.
We need=I want
It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want=You'll pay later.
We need to talk=I need to complain
Sure...go ahead=I don't want you to.
I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're...so manly=You need to shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights=I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvient=I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not gonna like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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