Well... I already had this idea for a GW fic in mind, but this is dedicated to WhiteCat... I hope she isn't upset with me... And this is- ^_^ -also dedicated to Psycho-chan. Enjoy! All characters belong to their respective companies and no, only the GW characters are involved, any others are props I invented. Please don't freeload off of me, okay? Thanks, and I really hope you like this...! ~X Creator Oretachi baka nan da ze, kitto. We must be idiots. ~Duo Maxwell/Ep. 23: Duo Returns to Shinigami Sunday 11:00 AM ... Duo watched the tiny air bubbles swirl haphazardly through the liquid, immobilized, staring helplessly through the emerald tinted glass. Snared by the shimmering container, he cursed himself for his stupidity. How could I have been so stupid as to be caught by that impossibly ridiculous bait? It's inconceivable. It's embarrassing. It was utterly stupid and heaven alone would know what Heero thinks of me now... Heero... Duo shuddered as he sensed his torturer approach softly behind him. Oh, no... The masochist's presence hung malevolently the in the air around him, chilling Duo to the core... Please, no... Go away... "Duo." Heero made the one word sound like a complete sentence. The tall, slender boy leaned in the doorway of the warm kitchen, absorbing the seated Shinigami pilot dressed in his usual black minister attire, through unruly chestnut bangs. Duo shrank down in his seat, hoping against hope that Heero was going to let him off easy. Seeing the look, or rather lack thereof, he knew it wasn't going to happen. "Staring into you soda will not help your situation. The others have appointed me to make sure you carry out your end, and you are to change now." The cold emphasis on NOW made Duo wince. "Aww... Heero... come on. How was I suppose to know that you wouldn't try to kill yourself in that last battle?" Duo whined, desperately trying anything to delay to inevitable. Duo blew a huff of air through clenched lips as he saw a large group of ten to twenty MS units near where Heero was. "Oh, boy..." he muttered under his breath, yanking hand on the controls of his Gundam to send the energy scythe cutting through three of the more or less identical units he'd been battling for two hours with the others. Abruptly he was hit by one of his more playful moods. He flicked on his communications control to speak with all fours others. "Hey... I'll bet you that Heero will try to take all those MS units down by self-destructing!" Utter silence was at the end. More destruction and random chaos followed as the Gundams continued to battle mechanically. Duo sweatdropped. "I'll even say that I'll cross-dress for an afternoon if Heero doesn't do it!" Pure silence. Except this time all the others froze. Duo finally heard a choked giggling at the end. That must be Quatre, he thought. Man, is he the only one with a sense of humor in this- Heero abruptly split away and Trowa, along with Wufei, moved in and took out the Gundams. Trowa's solemn face appeared on his screen. "You lost. Since it was Heero you betted on, I suppose he'll have the honors of watching you through the entire session of your cross-dressing expedition." A smile twitched at the corners of his mouth. Duo gaped. "I've been set up!" "It was your mistake in assuming that I would try to do it," Heero could not disguise a hint of irritation in his voice. Duo stalled. "When was to last time you talked so much in one day? You want me to make you a cup of coffee to-" Heero clamped one steel-vise hand onto Duo's slender arm and glared into his clear amethyst eyes, boring into them unmercifully with icy cobalt. "Dress, or I'll dress you." Duo widened his violet eyes and stared impishly at Heero. "Oi? I didn't know you liked me *that* much-" Heero narrowed sheer frosted blue at Duo. "Omae o koro-" "EEP!! I'm going! I'm going! I'm goin'! Don't lose your hair- trigger temper and swear to kill me like the last twenty-three times..." Duo ducked into the bathroom as Heero released a threatening growl in his general direction. The Wing Zero pilot negligently tossed in a large handbag after him. "Change." Duo let out a resigned sigh. "Yosh... ninmu ryokai." He neatly caught the black handbag and reluctantly disappeared from view. Heero waited until he heard the soft *click* of the door before allowing a *very* small smirk grace his sensuous lips. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... "YAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!!" Duo's scream rang clear through the door and onward to some OZ operation center. Trowa tapped his fingers thoughtfully on the chessboard and calmly addressed Wufei. "I think if he screamed a little louder he would've been able to reach Treize's HQ..." Wufei acknowledged Trowa's words before moving his Bishop to counter Trowa's Knight. "Perhaps... I never approved of this prank you know... It is hardly honorable..." "You never argued against it." Trowa calmly countered, sliding his Soldier forward. "Hmph." Wufei studied the board. "I'll bet you that he'll get hit on by at least five people..." Trowa offered. "? I doubt this facade can go far. Yosh. What's the punishment for the loser?" Wufei asked, raising an eyebrow. A barely detectable mischievous glint lit Trowa's eyes. "The same fate as Duo." "No," answered Wufei flatly. "I will not allow such a disgraceful punishment for either of us." He glared at Trowa for even thinking of such a thing. Trowa slightly raised his eyebrow. "..." "So I guess I should have reprimanded Duo when announced that rash bet!" "..." Trowa leaned back. "It doesn't even have to be long. Just five minutes in front of the winner only." Wufei scowled. "I think it'd be rather fun, just the right *challenge* for the mind of the loser." Wufei reconsidered. "Fine. I'm still certain it won't happen." Wufei captured the Knight with his Rook. "Really? What do you say if I said that I will win in this next move?" "Same odds for Duo." "Checkmate." Trowa moved his Queen and smiled pleasantly. Wufei's jaw fell open in a most unglorified manner as he quickly scanned the chessboard. "Duo, out." Heero's cold tones seeped insidiously through the resolutely closed door. "Not a chance in Hell!" Duo snarled. Heero considered the options of answering that response for the total of five seconds before deciding to 'coax' him instead of damaging the valuable wooden door. "Out, or I'll get the key." "..." Duo stared horrified at the full-length mirror then turned to face the door at Heero's words... Maybe I can bust through the window... "You can run, you can hide, but you claimed you never lied." Ch. Duo cursed silently, shuffling slowly towards the door. He had to bring that up. He slowly opened the door and stepped out in the attire the others chose, his face red as a full rose. Heero studied him clinically. Kami, is that a *smirk* I'm seeing on Heero's face?! Duo forgot about everything else for a moment as he observed the minuscule twitch Heero's lips had inflicted on his ice-carved face. Duo had his customary braid, but his clothes were... *definitely* not his usual attire. A tightly clinging jet-black, sleeveless, silk and leather dress fastened at a choker-like collar, cleverly cut to conceal that it's wearer was *extremely* flat-chested. It had a open dip at the back, going all the down to the edges of the clumsily laced ebony corset, a wide, obsidian, leather belt wound tightly around the narrow waist, and a very revealing slit up the side of the elegantly hanging folds. A pair of black leather hand gloves and high-heeled boots completed the outfit. It made Duo look *very* feminine, but wasn't entirely pleasing to let him pass for a girl... Duo snapped out his trance as Heero stepped forward. "Oi! What are you do-!!!" Heero yanked the cords of the corset tight. "Ow..." Duo gasped. "Man, I can't breathe!!" Heero paused, then loosen the corset so that it only reduced Duo's waist to two-thirds of its original size instead of three- fifths. After finishing with that, he straightened Duo's clothing a bit and snapped off the band holding Duo's braid together. "Hey!" Duo yelled, disoriented from Heero's adjustments. His long luxurious chestnut hair spilled out in surging waves over his slender shoulders and flowed down his back. Heero produced a brush from god-knows-where and started to 'brush' out Duo's hair. "Ite-te-te-te!" Duo winced, as Heero's brutal strokes showed no consideration for his tender scalp. Heero spun a dazed Duo around as he finished grooming the Deathscythe pilot's hair. He considered. Then he moved to brush out Duo's unruly bangs, smoothing them out somewhat. After satisfying himself with the appearance of Duo's hair, Heero then went over to a large jewelry box that Quatre had provided and snapped open the heavy oak lid. Duo barely reacted when Heero firmly latched on several gold and silver bracelets onto his wrists, the clip-on hoop earrings started to snap him out of it, and the heavy jeweled necklace interfaced on a metallic chain definitely woke him up. "HEERO!!!" He started to snatch the jewelry off when the cold tones interrupted. "Don't. The others suggested it to make you pass." Sighing, Duo abandoned his half-hearted attempt and decided to cooperate and get it over with as soon as possible. Besides... I really don't want anyone to realize I'm a guy in women's clothes... Heero finished decking Duo sparsely with the selected accessories and then gave Duo another once over. Expressionlessly he went to the intercom on the kitchen wall. Duo stared after his back and scrunched up the folds of the dress nervously... What the hell is he doing? I'm afraid to look in the mirror right now... Heero's short words ended and he released the rely button. He looked at Duo calmly. "Wait." "Huh?" The sound of rapid footsteps coming down the stairs hit Duo hit in the head like a ton of bricks... "Why'd you want the others over here for..." he gritted out between clenched teeth. Heero looked at him mildly. "Keep your voice an octave higher and put more thought and grace into your movements," he advised. Duo stared, then smiled sardonically. "Oh..." his said sarcastically, his voice adjusted appropriately. He mockingly put up a slender hand, which clinked with the bracelets ringing against each other. "Gomen, perfect soldier. I just *know* you're capable of doing a *far* better job than I am-" Trowa arrived, trailed by a disgruntled Wufei. Their arrival went unnoticed by Duo since his back was to them. "-In fact, I'm positive you'll have much more fun doing this than me, you-" "For a mission, I would." Heero cut in coolly. He looked at Trowa, who had risen an eyebrow. Wufei frowned at Duo's back and addressed Heero. "Women shouldn't be here. So. Where's Duo?" Trowa's eyebrows went up even higher at Wufei's apparent ignorance. Duo froze, then slumped forward, desperately hoping that the others would go away. "Wufei..." Trowa said, amused. "Duo's right in front of you." "What?" Wufei sputtered. Heero looked down at Duo's beat-red face. "Turn around." Then he jerked him around to face the waiting duo behind the hapless pilot. Wufei's jaw dropped as he took in Duo's appearance then collected himself. "You've got to be kidding me. That can't be Duo..." "Says you. This was your lame-brained idea..." Duo growled, his voice unchecked. Wufei turned pale and started to look faintly ill. Trowa was surprised, to say the least, at Duo's amazingly successful conversion. It showed in his eyes, which stated far more for Duo's cross-dressing than anything else so far. "Ara... so what do you need me for?" Trowa asked calmly, composure recovered. "Makeup." He simple statement struck out at everyone present. "MAKE-UP?!!!!" Duo shrieked. "NO WAY!!!" "Makeup?" Trowa asked, off-guard. Wufei frowned. "I don't think-" "You're in a circus. I'm sure you've had some experience with makeup and face-painting." Heero said stoically. "Ah. Yes, I do. You want me to enhance Duo's face...?" Duo groaned and buried his face into his hands. Wufei shut up and turned away, determined to ignore all further proceedings. "Hai." Heero handed Trowa a large bag of makeup. "Heero," Duo growled, not entirely friendly tones in his voice. "Where the Hell are you *getting* all of this stuff?!?!" Heero looked at Duo complacently. "Quatre." Quatre? What the Hell does he mean by Quatre? He wears this sh*t or something? Duo was starting to hyperventilate. Meanwhile, Trowa was calmly sorting through the various accessories and selecting various items. At length he turned to Duo. "Yosh... Duo please sit down." Duo narrowed his blue-violet eyes. "You're not going to paint me like one of those clowns-" he began, opening his mouth when Wufei abruptly clapped a hand down on his shoulder. "Do not be afraid to admit your defeat and face the consequences!" he declared solemnly. "Were I in your place I would face my punishment as a man!" A huge sweatdrop formed on Duo's head, but Wufei's words had the desired effect. They calmed Duo down enough to get him thinking rationally again. I guess the makeup's from Quatre's sisters or he's paying for them... his guards or *Heero's* actually picking this stuff... Aw, man... Not only the clothes, but accessories *too*? He heaved a great sigh then obligingly seated himself in one of the large, comfortable chairs at the kitchen table. He closed his eyes and steeled himself for long hours of torture... Trowa selected a seat next to him and delicately flicked open a case of mascara... I wonder where they are... Quatre thought, slightly bewildered. I haven't seen any of them this morning... He exited through one of the guestrooms that had been assigned to one of the missing Gundam pilots and milled around confusedly for a few seconds... "Hey," he said softly to himself. "I could try calling them over the intercom..." Duo desperately tried not to squirm as Trowa started to put the last finishing touches on his face. He sighed again. Wufei was studiously gazing into a large cup of coffee, suddenly finding the chocolate colors incredibly fascinating. Heero was calmly seated nearby, observing the entire operation with interest. He hadn't *moved* a muscle the entire twenty minutes. Despite having worked on Duo's face for so long, Trowa used little makeup on him. He concentrated instead on strategically placing the makeup in the right amount and combinations. Trowa carefully applied the last brush of faint blush along Duo's cheekbone. "Kanryo," he murmured setting the paintbrush gently aside on the table. He studied Duo's resigned face neutrally. Heero looked pacified, as always, at Duo's unusual circumstances. Wufei glanced up at Trowa's voice, took one _really_ *brief* look at Duo, then dove back into the protective cover of his coffee mug, muttering something inaudible. Heero spoke. "Duo, remember my... advice." Duo scowled uncharacteristically. "Yessir! I would've *dream* of doing _anything_ else, sir!" he replied smartly, his voice adjusted once again, and *dripping* with sarcasm. He, with some effort, flowed up from his seat and posed. "So. How do I lo-" The sudden crackling of static started them (with the obvious exception of Heero and perhaps Trowa) and cut Duo off. "...ano...Duo- kun? Trowa-kun? Heero-kun? Wufei-kun? Watashi wa... Quatre..." the voice briefly paused, as if the reorient itself. "Um... where are you guys?" All four Gundam pilots looked at each other. Heero closed his eyes and stayed still as stone. Trowa got up and moved gracefully over to the comm. He pressed the rely button. "Quatre-kun. We're in the downstairs kitchen." "Honto ne? Yatta! Matte ne... I'll be over in a second..." "Yosh." Trowa released the button and looked with some amusement at Duo. "As to how you look will be shortly answered by Quatre. As for how well you act will depend on you..." Duo rolled his eyes. "...why me?" Quatre made his way down the stairs, approaching the kitchen doors rapidly. He carefully pushed open the enormous doors and looked inside the warm brightness with large, clear, sweet corn- flower-blue eyes. "Minna... ara... Hi." He looked uncertainly at the strikingly beautiful brunette who was sitting at the table with the others. "Um... who are you, ojousan?" he asked politely. One of her elegant eyebrows twitched. Trowa's lips quivered. If it had been anyone else, one might have suspected it being the beginnings of a *smirk*. Wufei was looking somewhat green, and Heero... was sitting expressionlessly, as usual. "Saa..." Trowa coaxed gently, prodding the brunette with an elbow. "Introduce yourself to the host..." The brunette looked as if she would've preferred to toss Trowa down a cliff with bombs attached to him. Quatre looked with some confusion at the odd expressions all present were generating. "Ano... did I miss something?" "Iie." Heero spoke curtly, opening cobalt steel eyes. "If you don't introduced yourself... I will..." Trowa said softly with some amusement. The brunette scowled, the expression twisting her delicate face. "...gomen ne," she addressed Quatre in a husky voice that suited her perfectly. "Atashi wa... Dune desu. Hajimeshite." Trowa nodded slightly in acknowledgment. Wufei appeared to be choking slightly. Heero barely blinked. If I had to pick a woman's name it should be able to pass for a man's! Wufei was thinking fiercely. Something like... Tenshin for instance! Hm... Trowa thought privately. I would've preferred to name him Erica. It could be converted both ways... Dune is very close to his name and can pass for both male and female. Heero observed quietly. Nice. I would've thought of calling him Danielle. "Sou ka... Watashi wa Quatre desu! Hajimeshite!" Quatre spoke earnestly, beaming slightly at being introduced. "Ano... why are you here?" Before Dune could open her mouth, Trowa answered quickly. "She wanted to know if she was attractive... we were debating on it before you came. What do you think, Quatre?" Dune was giving Trowa the Dagger Look of Death, turning solid red. Quatre blinked. Trowa can lack tact sometimes... he thought to himself quietly. Though Dune-san can't be serious... Quatre looked over at the furiously blushing brunette. She was nothing short of gorgeous. Long, thick, chestnut hair spanning elegantly to her slender waist, she didn't boost a curvy figure, but her slender form hosted a nice appearance nonetheless. Her jet-black clothing fitted her perfectly, jewelry accenting her look, and Quatre noticed she wore little makeup. Years of observing his sisters were enough to inform of that fact. What makeup she did wear only enhanced her lovely, large, blue-violet eyes set in her pale, comely face. "Well?" Trowa asked. "Er..." Quatre said, slightly embarrassed at having his opinions bared. "I think... you're really pretty, Dune-san..." This time Trowa had to turn his face for a brief moment before coming back with his normal deadpan expression. Wufei was starting to shake with some indescribable emotion, and Heero... was actually displaying a tiny change of expression in his stony demeanor that said he thought this whole incident was slightly amusing. Dune simply looked like she wanted to fall through the floor... Quatre felt even more bewildered. "Ara..." he murmured quietly. "Don't you find... Dune-chan familiar?" Trowa asked mildly. "Huh?" Quatre looked more carefully at Dune. "No..." Dune was attempting to lose herself in the complexity of the kitchen table. "Quatre. Is there someone missing?" Heero asked calmly. Quatre blinked, then looked around. "Ara... Duo-kun wa...?" Wufei looked like he was ready to die of asphyxiation any minute. Everybody waited. Quatre looked more confused. "Isn't there something special we were going to do today?" Trowa coaxed. "Special?" Quatre thought about it. Today... something special? Do I know Dune-san? Is her coming to visit special? Duo-kun isn't here either... Wait. Duo. Dune. They look alike... could they be siblings?! "Ara!" he gasped, looking at Dune. Dune looked defeated. Quatre's next words threw all of them off. "Dune-san is Duo-kun's sister?!" Heero facevaulted slightly. The rest of the group crashed to the floor, twitching slightly in disbelief at Quatre's naïve mind. "Ano... did I say something wrong...?" When Trowa managed to peel himself off the floor, he quickly regained his composure. "Iie, Quatre... Wasn't there something that Duo had to do today that he promised?" "..." "A bet." Heero *hinted* helpfully. "Bet?" Quatre pondered. Duo not here... Dune-san is... bet... Gundams fighting... Quatre's thoughts came to an abrupt halt. His jaw dropped and he quickly looked up at Dune more carefully. "Kami..." he stuttered slightly. "D-Duo-kun?!?!" Dune, no Duo, sighed in resignation under Quatre disbelieving gaze. "Ya, Quatre. Yeah, it's me," he grumbled in his usual voice. Quatre stared at him with wide eyes. "Wow, Duo-kun! You'd really pass for a girl!" Quatre declared enthusiastically. Duo slumped despondently. Wufei abruptly got up, finished his morning drink in a huge swig, nearly choking himself in the process, and left the room hastily without a word. Quatre looked puzzled. "Did I do something to offend Wufei-kun?" he asked tentatively. "No," Trowa said quietly. "It's just that Wufei and I made a bet on Duo's expedition..." "Bet?" Heero asked, slightly interested despite himself. "Whether Duo will become interested in as a girl," Trowa obligingly clarified. Duo froze. "You're telling me that one of you think guys are going to *hit* on me?!" Duo half-shouted. Heero definitely looked amused somehow, even though his expression didn't change. Quatre looked slightly nerve-racked. "Ara, Duo-kun. It isn't that bad is it?" Duo started to say something when Trowa cut him off. "Yosh. I'll be back in the recreation room." Trowa left silently. "Duo," Heero said flatly. "It's 11:55 AM. You have five more minutes." "Right. When's this thing suppose to end?" Duo asked. "6:00 PM." "Okay, I need to go to the restroom." Duo scuffled up and headed towards the bathroom. "Plus I need to figure out how to do that in *this*..." "...." Quatre looked after the receding form. "Don't you think we're being a little hard on him? I mean... it was just a joke..." "..." Heero stared at Quatre. Quatre sighed. "Ah... I wonder what Wufei and Trowa bet on." "Whatever it is, I think Trowa will win," Heero murmured. "...I think Wufei would win," Quatre said. "After all, he has been the most perceptive of us so far..." "Is that a bet?" "Sure, if you'd want." "Ryokai." Quatre sweatdropped. "Er... what's the punishment?" "Whatever you want." "Um... how about... cross-dressing in front of the winner for a while? I mean, since Duo-kun is doing it because of a bet, it seems fitting somehow... uh..." Quatre stumbled, flushing slightly red. "..." "Never mind, that was a stupid idea-" "Yosh. Loser dresses up for the winner." Heero shrugged indifferently. "Okay then..." Quatre finished phrasing. The ominous flushing came and then Duo stepped out, no worst for the wear. "All right, let's get this show on the road... Hey, Heero. I'm going to need a watch on me to tell me the-" Heero held up a watch, then fastened it to his wrist. He looked expectantly at Duo. "You're not telling me you're going to follow me in _that_ outfit... are you?" Duo asked, raking Heero with a searing glance over his usual attire. Loose green tank top and tight black shorts. "What would you prefer that I wear?" Heero asked coldly. Duo sweatdropped. Good question... he thought. I mean, this is practically all he has in his wardrobe besides school uniforms... but then I only have pretty much one type of clothing for myself too. An idea suddenly clicked into his head and he grinned wickedly. Oh yeah... some payback... Quatre looked apprehensive at his sudden expression. "Exactly. You have any plan for where we're going?" "No." "Good. We're going shopping for you." Duo smirked, seeing Heero blink in startlement. "Getcha some *nice* clothes..." Heero glared at him for a few seconds then dropped the subject and shrugged. "Fine." "Okay then. Let's go! Ja ne Quatre-kun!" Duo waved, his voice going back into feminine range. The pair left, radiating hostility. "Oh boy..." Quatre murmured. 1:00 PM, in some expensive boutique... Heero glared, pressing his lips into a thin line as he faced his adversary. "No," he declared flatly. "Come on, Heero," Duo wheedled, "You need some variety in your wardrobe..." He was holding some ludicrous contraption with lots of multi-colored lace, frills, and... bows. "No." "It fits you perfectly," Duo coaxed, winking to a salesclerk nearby who was desperately trying not to laugh. Heero glared. "Okaay..." Duo dropped the 'cloak' and picked up a pair of 'pants.' "How about this?" Heero glanced at the hideous green and purple ensemble, gaudily decorated with neon blue and orange. "Dune-" Duo let out an exaggerated sigh. "Alright then." 'She' turned to the clerk who was struggling to straighten out her face. "We'll just take these then..." He waved at thirteen various articles of clothing of which Heero had merely grunted, glanced, or blinked at with no comment. "Alright," the lady tallied up the cost. "That'll be $----.-- please." Duo smiled sweetly and handed the lady a credit card from the small knapsack he carried. Dubious, she ran it through and as it came out clean she smiled cheekily. She had some doubts when she met the young pair who had approached. She handed them the towering packages. Duo unceremoniously dumped them into Heero's unresponsive arms, which automatically tensed to catch them. Other then bending down slightly, there was no other reaction. The salesclerk mentally applauded. She knew the huge fur coat *had* to be heavy... "Alright, Heero-kun..." the brunette purred. "You want to go to the movies?" Behind the leaning tower of Packages, Heero blinked, then frowned minimally. "Duo, you're dead." Duo raised an eyebrow. "Saa... you're so depressed..." "Hey, baby," a masculine voice cut in from the side. "I'll go with you..." Duo froze, then slowly turned around. "Ch." An obnoxious, arrogant bozo was stuttering in his line of view. A classic example of blonde, blue-eyed muscle and machismo. Duo smiled wanly. "I'd rather not. Sorry, Heero promised me, ne?" Duo looked mock-adoringly at the figure obscured by boxes. "..." The guy shrugged. They were in a refined area after all. "Okay, have it your way. You have no idea what you're missing..." he left in search of more willing prospects. Duo gagged as the swaggering guy left. "Yeah right..." Trowa looked at Wufei. "That's one," he noted with interest. "..." Wufei looked away. The two Gundam pilots were casually following Duo and Heero. They had to keep score after all... though Heero probably knew they were there... 2:00 PM, watching some action movie in a theater... "They call this action?" Duo hissed to a loosely seated figure beside him. "Hn." Heero uttered. "Normal lives." "Oh... they should really try publishing our 'normal' lives then... it'd make much more action than _this_..." He stared in disgust at the tanks barreling out to slam with sudden ear-snapping effect into the cliff. Duo winced. "The sound and visual effects are good though..." he admitted, taking another handful of buttered popcorn and started munching. "Popcorn?" Heero stared calmly at the popcorn as if it were a form of alien prototype bacteria. "..." Duo sweatdropped. "Okaay..." He started to withdrawn the offered food when Heero serenely snatched a small handful and tentatively started to nibble at it. "..." Duo's sweatdrop grew in size. He decided to ignore Heero for the time being. He was about to turn his attention back to the large movie screen when... **GLOMP** A large, _male_ hand from the seat beside Duo (not Heero of course!) wrapped itself around his chest. "Kinda flat-chested are we? I don't mind... you wanna hang with-" Another repulsing hand reached over and yanked at a lock of Duo's long unbound hair. The theater was in one of the less refined areas. Snatching at his chest disgruntled him, but _touching_ his *hair* without permission was more than Duo would take... A throbbing vein had started to pulse in Duo's forehead and his fist trembled... "Ouch. That has to hurt..." Trowa remarked quietly to Wufei, who was seated next to him, near the back of the theater. He watched as Heero restrained Duo from doing any further damage to the whimpering wreak in the seat to the other side of Duo's position. Wufei nodded his agreement, wincing internally at the ferocious belt Duo had coldly aimed at his harasser's crotch. "Don't you think he overreacted a bit...?" "If it were you..." Trowa let the sentence trail off. Wufei conceded his point. "That's two," he grumbled softly. 3:45 PM, outside of the aforementioned movie theater... "The _nerve_ of that asshole..." Duo snarled quietly, fuming. Heero trailed closely behind, following the stiffly marching form in front of him. "I'm going to tear his arm off if I see him again..." the indignant figure growled. "HEY YOU!!!" a shadowy figure shouted. "AREN'T YOU THE BITCH WHO HURT OUR BUDDY?!!" Duo blinked then noticed the gathering group of thugs. He stopped short, closed his eyes, took a *deep* breath, and let it out with a easy sigh. Heero raised an eyebrow as Duo opened his eyes. Duo's dark amethyst eyes glinted with wicked intentions, a feral smile tugging gently at his lips. "Okaay... this will be an acceptable substitute..." "GET HER, BOYS! NO ONE MESSES WITH US AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" the ringleader shouted. "Exactly what I wanted to say to you..." Duo whispered evilly. He took up a fighting stance... Some of the gang members, who were intelligent enough, suddenly realized that they may have gotten in over their heads... Heero watched the grossly outclassed battled debated whether to join in. Hm... nah. 4:00 PM, outside of the movie theater... Duo winced at a particularly painful bruise on his arm. Heero casually strolled over. "Not bad," he said mildly. Duo scowled. "Yeah, well, you could've have joined in any time, y'know." Duo dusted himself off, straightening out his outfit and trying to wipe the thug-germs off of his hands. "Ick... they don't believe in personal hygiene... eww..." Heero silently gestured towards a nearby restroom. Duo sighed. Conversating with a chunk of rock wasn't easy. "Thanks," he mumbled, hobbling slightly as he went to the bathroom. "Women side." "Oh f---." Duo muttered. "This is embarrassing..." "I'll look over the car," Heero silently left the furiously reddening Shinigami pilot who was slowly approaching the restroom door as if it were a loading Beam Buster RifleX1... 4:10 PM, outside of the restroom, which was conveniently located next to a bar... "Oh man..." Duo murmured as he quietly left the bathroom. "Nice meeting you Dune-san! When I grow up I want to look as pretty as you!" the cheerful girl waved, as she scampered away. "This is Hell," Duo whispered. He had gotten more or less unscathed, quickly going and washing his hands, but when the little kid had crawled under his stall _just_ after he was done... He'd almost died of a heart attack. "Omae o korosu..." he muttered, not even sure who he was saying it to. Probably Fate. He was going to take a rematch with her sooner or later... "G-Gomen k-kudasai..." stammered a voice. "?" Duo turned around to see a timid, young man hovering close to him. "Could y-you accompany me for a d-drink?" The young man's exquisite emerald eyes shone hopefully from underneath a thick fringe of luxurious ebony hair. "..." Shit. Duo didn't feel so good. "I'm really sorry..." The guy's expression crumpled. "Um... but if it's only for *one* drink..." The man's expression lit up, radiating his joy from his gorgeous face. "Ari-Arigato!" Shit. I don't believe this... What the Hell am I doing?! He's cute though... "I don't believe this! What does he think he's doing!!" Wufei hissed. "?" Trowa was surprised himself. "...I guess he has a soft spot of guys lacking self-esteem and confidence..." Wufei's knuckles were turning an interesting shade of pale blue and white as he clenched a nearby tree branch. The poor limb was starting to fracture... "I can't believe he would lower himself to masquerade accompaniment in such a degrading manner..." Trowa blinked. "...Three," he intoned softly. 4:30 PM, a mostly deserted parking lot... Heero glanced at his watch. It told him precisely what his own internal clock told him, 4:30 and 13.45 seconds. He tapped his fingers in annoyance, indulging himself for once. Where's Duo? Heero calculated the possibilities for any delays for going to the restroom and estimated the time capacity for each. "..." He started to get out of the car... On cue, Duo appeared. He was staggering. Only slightly, but Heero noted the handicap. "?" "Ooii. Heerou..." Duo slurred, shaking his head infrequently. Heero stared. "Duo, are you... drunk?" "Nahh... well, maybeh a little bituh..." Duo slumped against the passenger door. "How many glasses?" Duo frowned. "Uh... one, two, three..." Heero developed a slight sweatdrop. "How and why?" "I dinna know there waseh a buh next to the damn washroom... this poor guy showed up and wanteh me to have a drink with him-" Duo's speech was clearing up. "..." Heero was speechless for a moment. "Where is he?" "Out likeh a light, on the bar. His alcohol tolerency is loweh than mine. Which is pretty low..." Duo's slur was definitely lightening. "But I recover quickly if I dinna have too much..." "..." "Lesuh go. Where to next?" "..." Heero looked clueless for a moment. "Park?" he finally suggested. "Fine with me." 5:30 PM, local park... Duo sweated. He was somber and more than slightly queasy from Heero's bone jarring, rubber-burning driving. But that wasn't as bad as the unexpected outdoor sermon that was taking place at the park that had just been so 'conveniently' near. It was killing him. There was absolutely no chance of escape either, once they had accidentally entered the huge crowd of devoted worshippers (it appeared to be a famous minister who was directing the sermon), there was no way back. He knew that from experience. I really should have gotten used to it. I mean, I tagged along with the others at Maxwell Church for mass for over _four_ hours before. But, damn, that was a *very* long time ago! Duo pondered silently in slight panic. The minister was starting on his second tedious, never-ending hour. The topic was on gluttony. It wouldn't have been so bad if it had been a topic he would've been able to relate to. Envy, sure I understand that. I envy all the nice, normal people, for the peaceful life I never got. Sloth... well, I get slightly sloppy every now and then. Like that bet, Duo fumed. Lust... ... okay... I never really thought about that one... don't think I want to... Greed... where the Hell am I going to find greed in my life? My entire life is, because of pure necessity... that topic would've been bad too... Pride... Wufei probably would've understood that topic more... Anger, there's the occasional enraged fit when I might go on homicidal automatic for a brief period of time... Heero probably would've fully connected with that. Duo glanced at Heero who was sandwiched between a fat lady and a skinny man, thirty feet (it seemed like thirty kilometers) away. With about three hundred people of every variety blocking his line of sight to him. He looked perfectly the same. Unruffled and like he was hanging onto the priest's every word. Gluttony? Sheesh. All of us are skinny as sticks, all sinew and bone. Especially Heero. I don't even know why he's paying so much attention... I can't even remember the last time I ate so much that I felt full... Always being on the run has that effect on you... Duo scowled. "What's wrong, gorgeous?" asked a masculine voice. Duo froze and slowly turn to face his opponent. A courteous, refined-looking redhead blinked at his murderous expression. "Ano...?" he murmured, his leaf-green eyes emitted bewilderment at such a strong reaction. Duo sweatdropped and dropped the impolite glare. "Um... sorry." "Daijoubu daijoubu," the redhead said, smiling. "What are they saying," Wufei demanded. He was perched on the branch opposite of Trowa's. They had managed to escape the mad mob that had gathered at the clearing and scaled a tree. "It's too far away," Trowa said finally. "Does this one count?" Duo abruptly turned the most interesting shade of dark red and Trowa swore he could see a hint of violet in the vermilion shades. "..." Wufei's question answered itself in that moment. "I guess so..." Trowa said softly, with a hint of amusement. 5:55 PM, the sermon ended... Duo had to admit. He had been reduced to prayer by the minister's tirade. "Oh god, please let him be done soon..." he muttered. Heero's expression twitched. He had somehow been jostled into a convenient position and made it back to Duo's side. A final ringing shout resonated from the figure on the scaffold and the crowd applauded, and started to _finally_ disperse. "I never thought I hear you say that," Heero murmured. Duo gave up scowling and blew out a soft chuff of breath. "Right. Time?" Heero barely glanced at the watch on his wrist. "5:55 45.3 seconds." "Lemme see that!" Duo grabbed Heero's arm and squinted at the digital readout. He released Heero's wrist in disgust. "I swear you're a android. Admit it. At least you're not as bad as Mr. NeverEnding over there-" "Hey, darling!" whooped a macho voice. Duo groaned. Heero tried not to smirk. It was becoming harder under the unusual circumstances. "Tired of your boy toy yet? Come on, I know you wanted to go out with me back there... You were even talking to my pansy classmate, Shuiichi back there!" Duo tiredly looked up. It was the obnoxious blonde bozo. "For the last time NO!" Duo shouted, his voice dropping back down to his normal tones for a split second under his waning control. "?" The blonde was taken aback for a moment. After a moment of silence he said. "Man, lady. You have a deep voice..." "Heero, time?" "It's..." Heero glanced down at the watch. "6:00 PM on the dot." Duo smiled. Then he decked the blonde. "I am a _guy_ damnit!!" He then stomped a few steps before turning back. "Heero, I need the keys. I'm changing back ASAP." Heero shrugged, then tossed him the keys. "You want me to pick you up later?" "No, Duo." Heero's tone was matter-of-fact. Duo rolled his eyes and tossed his long chestnut hair over his shoulder. "Suit yourself." Heero watched him reach the car, started the engine, and charge down the street at what was probably three times the speed limit. He then stepped over the shell-shocked blonde and started for the tall oak tree nearby. "That was a guy?" the guy mumbled incredulously. "Hey, you! Is it true?" Heero reached the base of the trunk and studiously looked up. It was deserted. He paused. Oh well, I'll just ask them later... "Hey you!" Heero tossed him a disdainful look. He was never one for social activities. His 'job' made it slightly difficult, but he deduced it would be polite in this case to give an answer. "Yes." "Then why the Hell was he dressed like that?!" "He lost a bet." The guy stared suspiciously at the monotonous figure in front of him. "You pulling my leg?" "No. " Heero decided the conversation was terminal. The pathetic form was apparently offering no further insight on social behavior on his low intellect. He started for the bus station. "Jerk!" the guy yelled after him. Moments earlier at 5:59 PM, up an oak tree... Wufei stared. Trowa stared. Both were thinking the same thing. Does this man count for the fifth one? He can't, he already tried before! Wufei vemently protested mentally. He couldn't deny the feelings of disgust and resignation at his paltry objections though... Does he count...? Trowa analyzied slowly. He mulled over it. As one they came to a conclusion and looked at each other. "Don't be afraid to admit defeat and face the consequences," Trowa murmured, unconsciously echoing Wufei's earlier proclamation. His conclusion was fair and he felt more or less indifference at his resulting answer of the question. "Right." Wufei nodded stiffly, after a moments of darkened silence. His own conclusion had been difficult, wrongly made at first, but with Trowa's words straightened out, becoming just. "Saa. The bet will be paid in full tomorrow then. Five minutes in front of the winner..." Trowa's voice trailed. "Hai. Time?" Wufei asked stonily. "Whenever you want," Trowa said, blinking. "Just to make sure there's no outsiders viewing, sometime between 10:00 AM and noon at..." Wufei thought about it. Certainly not at Quatre's house... "The Gundams' garage?" Trowa inserted helpfully. "Yes, that'll be fine." "Yosh, ja ne." "..." Both parties left the tree, wading in a confused tangle of emotions, going their separate ways, bare seconds before the short- haired teen nearby walked over and peered up at the positions they vacanted... 6:20 PM, at Quatre's mansion... Duo sighed in relief, flopping bonelessly down on a comfortable stuffed chair, finally back into his _normal_ gear. He stretched, wryly thinking about the afternoon's activities. Actually, that wasn't too bad... I guess I was too edgy to enjoy much of it... Not that I EVER admit that to the rest of the guys. Still... I think I'll save the costume in case I'll in need of some serious undercover... I fooled a lot of people, that's for sure... Duo rubbed wearily at his neck, feeling the pain at his waist where the corset nearly squeezed the life out of him. God, Heero didn't need to tie it *that* tight... Duo scowled, for the 75th time that day. He sat there for a moment, trying to work out the kinks in his way overtensed body. "Ara... Duo-kun!" Quatre's voice intruded into his dead-like trance. "You're back! Daijoubu ka? How are you feeling?" The blonde Arabian looked anxiously at the black-clothed Shinigami pilot with large gentain eyes. "I'm just _fine_," Duo pronounced, his words dripping with weary sarcasm and good humor. "Honto ne?" Quatre said sweetly, "Sugoi! I'm really sorry... for not doing anything against what the guys were planning..." Duo waved it off. "It's okay, no use crying about it now..." "Duo-kun... Heero-kun wa...?" "Him? He said he'll get back here himself." Duo grinned. "..." "You know how capable and resourceful the 'Perfect Soldier' is..." "..." "In fact, I'm sure he'll come into this room any minute now-" The door flung open. Startled by the sudden interruption, Duo jerked. "What cheerful timing..." he muttered. "Oi, Heero-" Dark brown eyes scowled at him. Wufei jerked his head to the side, pigtail swinging, and hmphed. "Heero?" he huffed. "What-" "Wufei-kun!" Quatre cut in cheerfully, before things got ugly. "Okaeri!" Wufei stopped short; then nodded stiffly to Quatre. "Sorry about interrupting your conversation." Wufei apologized, off-hand. Duo's jaw dropped. Recovering, "Are you ill, Wufei?" Wufei frowned at him. Somehow, Duo got the feeling Wufei's irate state was caused by his participation. He thought about it... "Ill?" Wufei repeated Duo's words as if they made no sense whatsoever. "Hmph. Excuse me... I have some things I need to attend to..." "Ara..." Quatre murmured. "Wufei-kun, matte ne!" Quatre hurried after the swiftly retreating figure, following him into another room. Duo stared after the pair. One was stalking and the other was running. Hm... Duo thought. There's something definitely wrong with this picture... Ah, shimatta. I'm too bone-tired to care about it... _thud_ Duo blinked. Nanni? He thought, sitting up tensely. He stared at the door at which the two had left through thoughtfully. "..." He shrugged and dropped back down onto the chair, relaxing his muscles. "If Wufei touches Quatre," he murmured drowsily, "Trowa would kill him... It was _their_ stupid bet after all..." _thud_ "Um... Wufei-kun?" Quatre asked hesistantly, "What are you doing?" "Hn," Wufei grunted noncommittally as he dragged a dusty, anonymous trunk from some dusty corner that Quatre never knew existed. That alone was pretty astonishing, since Quatre was the young master of the houshold. The fact the Wufei actually decided to answer Quatre's half-hearted probe on his intentions was impossible. "I'm looking for some family antiques I put here earlier..." Quatre blinked. It took a total of ten seconds for the meaning of the statement to sink in. It took another twenty to understand in the significance behind the reply. The same amount of time, the grand total of thirty seconds, would've enabled Quatre to hack through into OZ's database. The same thirty seconds in his Gundam would've let him destroy five to ten Leos. The fact that Wufei's impossible sentence should shock him to such a state of extreme immobility says a lot alone in itself... The fact that Quatre was now repeating Wufei's statement senselessly also said a lot for the poor Sandrock pilot's equilibrium at the moment. "F-Family an-antiques?" Quatre stuttered softly. "Hai," Wufei replied shortly. "Gomen kudasai, demo... naze?" Quatre asked. "None of your business." The blunt retort helped stabilize Quatre somewhat. "Ah. Gomen." Silence for a while as Wufei futily pecked at the large, complicated paddlock with a small wire. "Um... Wufei, forgive me for asking, but if this is yours, why don't you use a key?" "I threw it away first chance." "Ara..." "I didn't expect to ever open this again." "Ah... Does this have to do with your bet with Trowa?" Quatre asked innocently. Wufei froze. Che. I was wondering if he'll start thinking about that if I keep this bumbling up. I was hoping he'd leave before he saw what's inside this chest... Wufei studiously considered the question. Shrugging, weary of the subject, he abandoned caution and replied honestly. "Yes." "Sou ka... Wufei, did you lose?" "...yes..." he replied grudgingly. "Wakatta. I've leave you to handle your loss then... if you need any help, ask me." Quatre said softly to the young Chinese man. Wufei nodded stiffly. Quatre bowed his head in acknowledgement and walked out. Wufei eyed the blonde Arabian discreetly from the corners of his eyes as he left the room. As soon as the door clicked shut, Wufei hurriedly yanked the lock-pick and jammed the tumblers into place. Heaving slightly, he threw open the chest's lid silently. He paused a moment, in heavy thought, looking at the contents with a degree of heartfelt sorrow. "Nataku..." he whispered quietly, gently picking up a beautiful ceremonial robe as if it were made of the frailest crystalline glass... 6:20 PM, at a particular circus... Trowa arrived promptly, stopping for no detours on the loss of his bet's account. He noted the time and quickly went to the trailer he and Catherine shared, changing. He then headed toward the main tent for his partner's skilled knife-throwing act. The ringmaster greeted him enthusiastically as usual when he showed up through the draped curtains, decked out in his clown attire. "TROWA!" the man hissed, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" "Saa..." Catherine reasoned, standing up for Trowa's credibility since Trowa remained in his usual silence. "He came on time didn't he?" "Yes! But if he keeps transversing off he'll-" "Demo... he came on time right? Then there's nothing to worry about!" Catherine clasped her hands together, the frilly cuffs of her performance outfit waving with the movement. "Ja! Come on Trowa!" "..." Trowa silently followed her out into the ring, ignoring the sputtering ringmaster. 6:40 PM, Trowa and Catherine's trailer... "Sa... Trowa, you made it a close call this time!" chided Catherine softly, changing out of her costume behind an improvised curtain. "Gomen, Catherine," Trowa said eloquently, looking politely away from the curtain. "Demo, if it's not too personal, why did you show up so late?" "..." Trowa debated whether to say anything. "Well-" A quiet knock sounded ominously on the door. Catherine started, and Trowa turned gracefully, tense. Catherine rose and went to answer the door. "Konbanwa... ara!" A searing pair of icy cobalt eyes glared at her. Heero inclined his head minimally. "Ya. Trowa wa...?" His normally expressionless face seemed to calm Catherine down a little, instead of frightening her more. "Anata wa Trowa no tomodachi ka?" Trowa peered around Catherine's shoulder and gazed quietly at the silent form. "Heero. What do you want?" "..." Heero looked slightly comfortable. He tilted his head and looked down at his shoes. "Did you... win your bet?" he finally asked, bluntly. Trowa blinked, taken aback, and studied Heero self-conciously. He rested a lithe hand on the trailer's doorframe. "No," Trowa answered simply. "Bet?" Catherine asked, surprised. Trowa looked wanly at her, a touch of self-mockery in his emerald eyes. "It's a long story... Heero, do you need something?" "Iie. I'll see you later, then." Heero nodded awkwardly at them, then turned and vanished into the shadows. They watched him leave. "Bet?" Catherine asked coyly, turning to mock-glare at Trowa. "..." 7:05 PM, Trowa and Catherine's trailer... Catherine shook, the corners of her mouth twitching. Trowa looked at her with a slight degree of alarm as she closed her slate- gray eyes and gave in to gasping, unstoppable laughter that she seemed to be trying to strangle down her throat. "..." Trowa half-rose, "Catherine daijoubu ka?" "Da-daijoubu, Trowa," Catherine giggled. "Saa. How are you going to accomplish that?" She eyed his clothes, his face, and especially his *hair.* Trowa paused. "I was hoping you had an idea..." Catherine raised an eyebrow and examined Trowa thoughtfully. "Hm..." Trowa was suddenly struck with a premonition of dread. Back at 7:00 PM, in a telephone booth... **riing**riing**riing**click** "Moshi-moshi, Winner residence," rumbled a Maganac fighter's voice. "Ore wa Heero. Quatre wa...?" "Ara... wait a second, Heero-san." There came the sound of a receiver touching down on a table, and pattering feet going down a hall... the thud of someone tripping, some cursing, then a moment of silence. Heero waited patiently. **click** "Heero-kun?" Quatre panted, picking up on another phone. "Quatre, the winner of the bet--" "Mou..." Quatre sighed, already knowing what Heero was going to say. "I know." "..." Heero didn't expect Quatre to be so exasperated with him about it. "Alright. Where and when?" At his end, Quatre wrinkled his forehead at Heero's apparent unconcern. Ara... but then Heero's always like that... Quatre thought. He pondered over the meeting place. "I'd like to get it over with as soon as possible. How about tomorrow morning at..." Quatre quickly scaned for readily accessible places that were mostly deserted, "...the Gundam's garage?" "Yosh. Around 10:30 AM then?" "Hai..." "Acknowleged, see you tomorrow." "Okay-" **click** Quatre stared at the phone, slightly affronted. Heero is so abrupt sometimes... Quatre sighed quietly, hanging up the phone. Hm... I wonder what can I look up... He froze. The unmistakable aura of intense displeasure was radiating from a very, very, *very* close source around him... "Quatre-sama..." Rasid rumbled, tapping his foot in obvious and unmistakable disapproval. His large bulk towered above the diminutive shounen. Shimatta. I forgot he had the phones tapped... Quatre shrunk in on himself guiltily. "What is this about... a bet?" "Ah... well... I..." "Quatre-sama." The destruction of the universe was at hand, its gleeful aura spraying fatality. "..." Quatre slumped, then squared himself to face the music. At least he'll understand it more than Avdol and the others... I hope. 7:30 PM, Winner residence... "WHA-A-AT?!!!" Rasid's rumbling roar reverberated through the halls. Quatre frantically tried to shush him. "Quatre-sama," the Maganac fighter hissed between clenched teeth. "I will _not_ allow this outrage-" "Rasid!" Quatre pleaded. "It's a matter of honor!" Rasid paused. When he opened his mouth to object further, Quatre hurriedly cut him off. "Besides, it's only for a few short minutes. It's nothing serious. Come on Rasid..." The Maganac pressed his lips into a disapproving line. "Quatre- sama-" Quatre looked with pleading, earnest, sad eyes at the fighter. Rasid ground his teeth, he hated it when Quatre did that. He sighed mentally and reversed track. "-if you're going to make this work," he finally growled, "I'm going to be the one who's going to make sure it does." Quatre breathed a sigh of relief. "Okay, Rasid-san." Then he did a double take. What did I just do?! "Come on, Quatre-sama. You better make sure you're going to pull this off so well, that you'll fool the others..." Rasid headed down the hall in a general direction. The general direction of the servants' quarters. "..." Quatre slowly trailed after him, a huge sweatdrop forming on his head. 7:45 PM, god-knows-where... Heero sat ramrod straight, unperturbed, intensely studying the screen of his computer. The deserted dorm room was silent save the low humming of his laptop. Readouts scrolled by quickly and he watched carefully, flicking on a recorder as well as several stereos. Low, soothing voices broke the stillness, filling the dark room as he analyzed the tones, pitches, and frequencies at which they were speaking. He sat thoughtfully and reached for another tape on top of the huge pile. The huge pile of stolen women's fashion, modeling, commercial voicing, exercising, dancing... etc... etc.... tapes that he'd scourged from libraries, stores, and stands. Heero sat there for quite some time, observing, taking note, studying, and mimicing several postures, voice tones, and who-knows-what-else. Then, finally being somewhat satisfied that his performance, he started thinking about what he should wear... Monday, 10:00 AM... Wufei grimaced slightly, then squared his shoulders, robes rustling, determined not to disgrace Nataku's memory by acting so foolishly. He breathed in deeply and let out his breath slowly. He reached for the doorknob of his assigned room in Quatre's mansion, determined to get it over with as soon as possible. He wanted to be there as soon as Trowa came. Remembering to try and act with Nataku's grace, he smoothly stepped out into the hall, knowing it was safely deserted, and flowed out of the mansion to the Gundams' garage... 10:00 AM, at a certain circus, in a restroom which had an open window... "Trowa..." Catherine mock-gasped, looking 'him' over approvingly. She reached up and blended a few more sections of makeup on Trowa's transformed face. "You really could pass for a girl!" she finished, maintaining her deadpan expression for the incredible length of ten seconds. Then she burst out giggling. "..." Trowa shifted uncomfortably, adorned in the costume Catherine lent him. Discreetly wiping away tears of mirth, Catherine lowered her hand innocently and sobered. "Truly, Trowa. You look amazing. No one would recognize you. They'll doubt it even if you admit it out loud." "..." Trowa bowed his head. "Arigato." The pair of feathers tucked behind his ear brushed against his neck. "Do itashimashite." Catherine smiled. "So when do you plan to go?" "..." Trowa closed his eyes serenely. "Having no appointments this morning, I might as well wait for him." "And get it over with as soon as possible..." Catherine interjected dryly. "..." "Well, don't just stand there! Go! And tell me what he thought about your 'look'!" Catherine jibed teasingly. Trowa nodded and quickly scanned his surroundings. Finding it clear, he twisted into an airborne somersault and flipped out the window, heading for his truck... Catherine sighed melodramatically. "I hate when he does that... He makes it look so easy..." 10:00 AM, in a car, on the freeway, driving at the speed of 100 mph... Heero zoomed down the freeway, taking care that the rushing wind flying past his open window didn't disarray his carefully positioned hair. True, he didn't pick a very complicated attire, and his hair wasn't exactly what the typical girl styled it, but he believed he would pass. He ignored the squealing tires as he spun into an incredible 90-degree turn. It wasn't that he was in a hurry... but he would prefer to have the entire incident over as soon as possible... 10:00 AM, on the other side of the Winner residence... Quatre winced as he peered at himself in the mirror. His reflection stared mercilessly back at him. "Are you sure I pass Rasid? I look awful..." Quatre wrung his hands. Rasid tore his eyes away from the stunning figure Quatre made. He looks better than his sisters... "You look fine, Quatre-sama. I'm sure no one would recognize you..." Quatre frowned. "I didn't even change my hairstyle!" he exclaimed petulantly, self-consciously tugging at his platinum locks. "Don't worry." Rasid felt like rolling his eyes in exasperation. Quatre sighed. "Yosh. Ara... I think I'll head for the meeting place..." He shuffled his feet, staring at the ballerina-like shoes. Rasid nodded. "A wise decision..." Quatre smiled sheepishly. "Come back as soon as you're done. It'll be most unpleasant if anyone recognizes you..." "I know..." Quatre headed for the door. Somewhere, Fate was laughing her head off. All four Gundam pilots were now simultaneously on their way to meet with their 'winners' of their bet, all dressed up in a style of girls' clothing. At the exact same moment, in the exact same place. Pity one of them was going to miss all the fun. Hm... Hey... actually... 10:05 AM, Winner residence... Duo frowned, stretching. He slowly dragged himself off the pile of manuals on his desk that he'd been studying last night, and yawned. He scratched his head blearily and squinted at the digital clock in his room. "Hey... it's morning..." he rasped hoarsely. He staggered up and went to the restroom to wash up. 10:10 AM, Winner residence... Duo emerged, refreshed, dressed, and ready for anything. "Ahh..." he sighed. "Hn. Okay, what's on my agenda list today?" He snatched up a miscellaneous piece of paper on his desk and scanned it. "Hm... I think I'll go fix up Shinigami. I did kinda of wreak up his controls last time we went out..." Duo grabbed his coat, a handful of necessary tools from his toolbox, and bounced off to the Gundams' garage... 10:20 AM, Gundams' garage... Trowa entered the garage after he parked his truck into some thick undergrowth nearby. He quietly entered the dimly lit, deserted hanger, the heels of his boots clicking on the smooth, stainless, metal floor. **clik** The noise of something snapping into place sounded like a gunshot. Trowa started, looking up swiftly to see the unusual sight of an elegantly dressed schoolgirl perched on top of Wing Gundam. She was Japanese, petite, and fairly pretty. She had on what appeared to be a standard school uniform; a sharply cut business suit-like top with a gently spreading skirt that nearly reached her bare knees. A decorative ribbon looped around the collar of her inner blouse, and an iridescent, eye-catching, pearl-adorned tiara was displayed in her short, unruly dark chocolate hair. She wore knee-length, laced boots, on her crossed feet and ivory, slightly past elbow-length gloves. Her pear-shaped, pearl earrings swayed slightly as she cocked her head to one side, narrowing deadly blue eyes. Something about that movement struck a chord of familiarity in Trowa's subconciousness. It wasn't her that that bothered Trowa though... it was more like the serious energy handgun she held in her right hand, aimed directly at his head. "Dare da?" She asked in a low, husky, seductive voice. Trowa took a moment to regain his bearings and raised up his arms in a gesture of submission. He studied her with calm emerald eyes. "Atashi wa Erica-" he began in a low modulated tone, deciding not to let on that he was a guy. The faint patter of soft shoe-clad feet reached their ears. The girl looked up as Trowa instinctively turned around. Trowa and the girl blinked in shock as the form stepped into full view... Indeed, Wufei concentrated so hard on being not caught by anyone within the Winner residence, it took him over ten minutes to get out of the house. Even outside, he was so self-conscious, he completely missed the chattering duo inside the supposedly 'deserted' hangar. He was suddenly jerked out of his disgusted contemplation of his degrading attire as he registered the elegant lady turning around at his approach. Wufei looked up and stared. What is _SHE_ doing *here*?! He quickly scanned the tall, refined-looked lady. She was clad in an outfit similar to one of the performers at Trowa's circus. A tight, half-black, half-gold tank top, underneath a small vest, was cut at midriff, revealing her middle. A gold band set with a jewel encircled her slender waist and a frilly, gossamer skirt reached halfway down her thighs, fluttering loosely with her graceful movements; a similar frill cuff peeked from each strap of her tank top. She had wide golden bands, resembling her belt, around her lower arms, each set with a shimmering jewel. Her right arm had some sort of decorative armband that was also set with several jewels. Wufei noted the leather boots wrapped closely around her feet as she turned to face him with the calmest, most courteous face he'd ever seen. A linked jewel swung freely underneath the leather choker around her neck as the pair of eagle feathers swiveling with the smooth movement of her head. Her swept back hair revealed a high forehead, of which a linked chain was strung refinely across. She looked at him with clear, dark-lashed, emerald eyes. After observing all the characteristics of her clothing, Wufei abruptly reached a conclusion and automatically blurted out a question. "You're one of Trowa's friends aren't you?" "Really?" A bemused, feminine voice breathed, somewhere above their heads. Wufei started and looked up. A dark, shadowy figure lanced down, landing abruptly, and snapped up, sharply aiming a gun at both of them. "You both know Trowa?" the hostile woman stated, rather than asked. "Atashi wa Hade. Yorishiku. Anta," Hade inclined her head towards Wufei. "Dare da?" "Hn. Atashi wa Tenshin." Wufei studied the woman, edging nervously at the sight of her gun. "Hajimeshite," Wufei added reluctantly, minding his manners. "What do you think you're doing here?" "I might ask the same of you," the other two girls chorused simultaneously. They looked at each other, their faces mirror images, frowning minimally. "..." The trio stared at each other. Wufei and Trowa's circus friend eyed Hade's pistol nervously. Drat, Wufei cursed silently, I hadn't thought of carrying a weapon with this... **eeaaakk** All three spun around as a door off to the side creaked open. Quatre nervously wedged the panel door open, wincing at the creak it emitted. I really should have the doors oiled... I can't believe that even in one of the most sophisticated labs built, there are squeaky doors. He eased in quietly and carefully locked the door, sighing in relief. Finally, I got here without been seen. I can't believe how many people walk around the mansion at 10:00 AM... Then he noticed the other three people in the room. "Ara!" he yelped, forgetting to contain himself. He automatically hid both hands behind his back, featherduster prop and all. I thought no one was suppose to be in here today...! Wait, could it be they're agents from OZ operation centers?! Quatre thought frantically. He quickly looked the intruding trio over, moving his hand to the closest alarm button. He stopped short. The gorgeous Asian caught his eye first. What she was wearing definitely proclaimed she was *not* here for espionage. Tall, stately, the exquisitely dressed woman screamed out for attention. She had on a resplendent ceremonial kimono wrapped with a swathe of cloth, marked with squares at the edges, around her small waist. The pattern of autumn leaves and blossoms delicately accented the lush, dark blue of the superb cloth. She had on traditional Chinese slippers, and her raven hair was caught up in two small buns on either side of her head. They were covered with some white cloth, clinched up with a beautiful string of beads on each odango. She gazed with fiery, dark, almond-shaped eyes above a small, crimson painted mouth. The other who looked like she dressed for an entertainment performance didn't look dangerous either. She appeared to be extravagantly cultivated. Quatre did a double take when he noticed the gun held in the last girl's hand. She looked uncertain, struggling to figure out where to strategically aim her gun which apparently couldn't cover all three of them at the same time. The quartet stared hypnotized at one other... Then the sound of someone cheerfully whistling echoed down the hall, an ominous clanking clattered... All four jerked, their nerves already overstrung... Duo hopped energetically to one of the doorways into the Gundams' hangar... carelessly clashing his tools against one another as he strode down the hall. As he finally entered the garage, he flicked on the lights... and found a gun practically shoved up his nose. "OI!!!" he yelped, jumping back in alarmed reaction. "Baka yaro! Watch where you're aiming that thing... huh?!?!" Duo stared at a surprised girl dressed in a school uniform who was on the other end of the gun. Then he noticed the other three girls scattered around the hangar, frozen with shock at his appearance. The young maid blushing at the corner particularly caught his attention. She was a pretty thing. Her orange and gold maid uniform matched her cornsilk hair and highlighting her lovely sea-blue eyes. The fluffy white bow and orange-yellow laced slippers definitely was a nice touch. So was the flowery embroidery on her right strap of her outfit. The flower-embroidered hairband was a nice addition too. However that wasn't the eye-catching thing about her. Nope... it has to be the ropes of pearls strung around her arms and neck... Yeah... that's it... Duo mused calmly. Why's she here? I don't think Quatre has maids dusting the Gundams... though that would be nice. Hm... did she hijack the jewelry from Quatre...? "DUO?!?!?!" the entire group shouted. (Well... Trowa and Heero spoke in surprise). Hade finally lowered her gun. Then all four of them looked at each other and asked unanimously. "Wait, you know Duo?" "Gomen kudasai..." Duo interjected politely. "What are you guys doing here? Especially you, the maid in the corner..." "Ara... a-atashi wa Qamar... I was just ordered to dust some things off..." Qamar stammered, before shutting up, realizing how incredibly lame *that* sounded. Gundams were not _dusted_. Not by any of Quatre's servants anyway... Qamar shifted nervously, pearls clattering against another. The four of them stared at Duo wordlessly, half blushing furiously, the other half casting their eyes downward. Duo frowned. He took a closer look at the milling quartet of two brunettes, one blonde, and one raven-hair lady. Something isn't right here... one Japanese, one Asian, one Arabian, and one... hey... Oh My GOD!!! It clicked. The pieces fell neatly into place. Duo burst out laughing. His entire body shook with convulsions, the tools nearly slipped out of his grasp as he was caught up in his mirth. He wheezed, gasping for breath. He finally turned a pale shade of delicate blue and started choking slightly. He crumpled into a cross-legged position on the floor, tools and all, wheezing in unrestrained laughter. "???" All of them goggled at Duo's condition while turning faintly pink at the same instant. "Ara! Duo-kun daijoubu ka?!" "What the matter with you?!" "..." Erica had nothing to say on Duo's sudden psychotic behavior. "...Duo... Omae o korosu..." Hade said quietly in soft uncertain tones... All of them stopped short as they listened to themselves and froze. Slowly, with an omen of suffering and extreme embarassment, they turned to look at each other. "..." All four stared at one another for a long, agonizing moment. "Hade-san... you... that sentence sounded an awful like..." Qamar stuttered. Hade stared, wide-eyed, at the blonde, suddenly noticing a striking resemblance to a particular Arabian... "..." Erica looked at the scarlet-faced, walking-antique Asian. "...That tone of voice..." Her eyes... calm and pacified, without fear... they're like... Wufei's thoughts spun crazily in a cycle. "HEERO-KUN?!" "Quatre???" "Wufei???" "TROWA?!" "!!!" They spun around, shock coursing through their veins, at the mention of each others' names. They faced each other incredulously. Trowa was suddenly reminded of the way Hade had questioningly tilted her head to one side, eyes glinting, with deadly purpose. The same way as a particular person who had appeared in the darkneses of the night at Catherine and his trailer... "Hahahahahahahaa~" Duo gasped from somewhere on the ground. He managed to pry himself up and stared at them, still chuckling with mirth. "Gee, guys, this is a nice payback for making me suffer... but why the Hell are you guys dressed like that?!" "Indeed," Wufei grumbled, shooting the wide-grinning Duo with a venomous Look. "Why are you dressed up, Trowa? I lost the bet... and why are you," Wufei pointed accusingly at Quatre and then turned to look at Heero, "and you, dressed up like girls?" "..." Trowa crossed his arms, closing his eyes briefly. "No, you are wrong. I lost the bet... Therefore, I am here to pay up in full." Quatre looked at both of them with sweatdrops dropping off the back of his head. "Ara... Heero and I betted on who would win... so..." Quatre currently had huge eyes with an odd expression on his face. "That's right... and according to Trowa I had lost my bet with Quatre," Heero said, deadpan. "No... Wufei-kun lost... so I had to pay my side..." Quatre murmured. "Hmpgh," Duo choked. "Lemme get this straight. All four of you betted on one another and all of you thought you'd lost so you popped up at the same place at the same time to... pay... *snicker* up in full... and the punishment was to cross-dress???" Four Gundam pilot gave the Shinigami pilot the Stare of Death and Promise of Agonizing Torture. "Hey, really, you guys don't look half bad!" The Stares turned into Glares. "All of you pass for girls, very attractive ones... I'd probably tried to hit on you myself if I was interested--" Fists trembled, knuckles cracked, pulsating veins rose. "Hm... do you guys want to drop into town? I'm sure you'll knock the guys out-- ACK!" Fists and elbows landed on the long-haired pilot's head. Quatre stood in the background, visibly annoyed. "SHUT UP, DUO!!!" All present chorused. **END**