Chapter V
Did You Touch My Ass?
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"Well, this was the only thing that they had left," May said with a grin.
"Well, I guess this is okay, seeing as I got no where else to go. I should be grateful," said Dante, analyzing the situation.
Dante turned to May who was behind him, "I don't know where I'd be with out you," he held her hand with his two hands, "Thank you so much for your kindness. If you ever need anything, just ask."
May just blushed, looking at her hand touching his. Her heart was a flutter. She didn't hear much else of what Dante was saying.
".....which reminds me, I think I'd better take a bath before I hit the sack," he said, walking to the bathroom, "I got a LOOONG day ahead of me."
Dante sighed, as if a great weight was lifted from his shoulders.....then put back on.
"mmm hmm," May said, looking at her hand. She'd never wash that hand again.
The bathroom door closed and May looked up in astonishment, "B, Bath?!" her head slowly turned towards the door, eyes wide open.
Dante looked around the bathroom. The whole room was made of wood and marble. Not a bad place.
"What? No shower?" Dante said, looking at the huge tub in front of him. The tub had a crude-looking faucet where the water was supposed to run out. Then he remembered he wasn't home. This was a whole new world......a land of no plumbing. He sighed. "Oh well."
He drew his bath as he got undressed. Getting in, he noticed the water was surprisingly warm. "Underground spring water" came to mind. He turned and noticed a familiar white object.
"Cool, at least they got soap," Dante said, holding it in his hands as if it were gold.
Dante didn't notice the door opening slightly as he lathered himself, or the eyes that were spying on him.
"Carry on my wayward son....." he sang, "You'll find Pez where you belong......"
"Wow, and a singer as well," May whispered to herself. She liked men who could sing. She was now convinced that Dante was the man of her dreams. Now if she could just get rid of this little problem of hers....Maybe Dante could help, seeing he was from a different world and all.....She tripped.
The door swung open as May fell on her hands and knees. Both looked at each other with eyes like dinnerplates. May's nose bled a little, which she quickly wiped.
"So.........ha......ha..ha" May laughed uneasily.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!" Dante screamed.
May swung around on her knees with her back to Dante.
"SorrySorrySorry..." May apologized with her back straight and eyes clenched tight, "God, I'm sooo stupid!" she thought.
Dante lowered into the water so that only his eyes and redend cheeks shown. After a few moments, he raised his whole face out of the water, "it's alright, nevermind...just get out....and knock next time."
May breathed a sigh of relief and beat feet outta there.
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