ACT 4 EPISODE 2: Puar!!! I'll kill you!!!
Narrator: Now that Krillin possesses the dragon radar, it will be a lot easier to find his prize. Goku and Bulma on the other hand will have a more difficult time searching for the dragon balls. And so the race begins, only one will come out winning but who…Krillin who is now in the desert spotted a village near by just then…
Krillin: Wah…the radar signal's getting louder way louder! It must be in that village, well better go take a look.
Narrator: Krillin did so, as he wandered around looking for a place to rest and maybe a little snack and some porn magz. Krillin noticed that people were isolating him as he entered into the store, and it wasn't cause of his bald head and noseless face As Krillin approached the clerk with his magazines, the clerk hollered for the cops.
Clerk: Police! POLICE!
Krillin: I know that I look under age but I'm actually…
Clerk: I don’t care about your age Puarr, you think you can fool me!
Krillin: Puarr?
Police: that's a dumb disguise Puarr I can see right through you, your beady eyes, and nose less face C-mon let's take a trip downtown.
Krillin: Why should I!
Narrator: Suddenly another cop came from behind and punched Krillin in the head. Krillin quickly recovered and slid under his legs dilivering a painful KI blast to the groin area. As that officer flew through the roof, three more came and locked horns with Krillin, but he beat them all. Just as Krillin was leaving a giant cop who's uniform barely fit grabed Krillin's head and squeezed it until he passed out.
Big cop: That'll teach him…huh
Narrator: The big cop looked over at the rustling bushes and out came a giant devilish pig!
PIG: hand Puarr over to me!!!
Big cop: Bring it on!
PIG: okays…
Narrator: the two stood still rooted on the ground beneath them. 5 min later…the giant pig reverted into a mild little communist pig.
Oolong: aaahhhh sshhitt!!!
Narrator: Krillin slowly began to regain consciousness, only to find himself jailed with Oolong the shape shifting coward.
Oolong: so you're awake why haven't you changed back?
Krillin: What do you mean change back!?!
Oolong: Cmon Puarr you wouldn't hold out on me, now listen…
Krillin: (now furious) NO YOU LISTEN I'M NOT PUARR I'M KRILLIN, AND I DON'T CHANGE INTO ANYTHING OKAY!!!!!!!
Oolong: your not Puarr…
Krillin: NO!
Oolong: well that explains a lot.
Krillin: who is this "Puarr guy anyway?
Oolong: He's a shape shifting cat and a two timing son of a bitch!
Krillin: ?
Oolong: you see me and him went to shape shifting academy to enhance our powers…I would always bully him and take his money, but now I can't beat him so easily. So we decided to join forces and open up our own shape shifting dojo. But since he served Yamucha for many years, he picked up a few moves that's why I can't beat him!
Krillin: YAMUCHA ({flash back}" fear not I Yamucha have defeated the monster!") He was strong I remember!
Oolong: you met Yamucha and lived!
Krillin: Yeah. But why do the police want to apprehend Puarr?
Oolong: well we couldn't just build a school from scratch, so we looted around a little. Breaking into this town city bank was what should have been our last strike but while camping out not far Puarr ditched leaving me near the crime scene. When I saw you I thought that Puarr left back into town to get some extra money for himself. But seems he went crawling back to his master Yamucha!
Krillin: well that’s all very impressive but we've got to get outta here.
Narrator: A man slowly walked across the corridors eyeballing all of the inmates, he then stopped in front of Oolong and smiled.
Oolong: Puarr!
Puarr: yup pretty nifty huh, so how are you doing.
Oolong: you came to bust me out!
Puarr: sure.
Narrator: Puarr led Oolong to the woods and took out a gun, as Yamucha approched from behind the trees.
Oolong: Puarr!!!
Yamucha: shut up and empty your pockets!
Puarr: (reverting to his original form) yeah!
Oolong: (emptying his pockets) so you just wanted the rest well here damnit!
Narrator: As Oolong gave them the money Yamucha and Puarr split.
Oolong: I'll show him…hey that bald guy can help me out!
Narrator: Later that day Oolong busted Krillin out of jail and convinced him to help out with his little plan.
Oolong: okay Krillin so are you with me!
Krillin: no
Oolong: WHAT!
Krillin: wait I picked up readings from a dragon ball earlier.
Oolong: you know about the dragon balls?
Krillin: of course.
Oolong: Where'd you get the dragon radar.
Krillin: I MADE IT!
Oolong: well look Yamucha has a dragon ball if we break in we could get the balls and the money.
Krillin: okay then lets go!
Narrator: As the two raced towards the desert Yamucha left to go train in the woods by fighting of evil wolves. Leaving Puarr all alone.
Oolong: (cautiously unlocking the door) C-mon get in quick.
Krillin: where is the dragon ball?
Oolong: you go down that way, well meet up at the end of the hall.
Krillin: okay!
Narrator: Oolong cautiously tiptoed into the living room only to find Puarr watching "Galager" and breaking everything in site. Because of Puarr's uncontrollable laughter he accidentally turned into a watermelon from T.V's Galager "AND WHAT DO WE DO TO WATERMELONS!!!!!!" said Galager.
Oolong: (turning into a mallet) POUND EM!
Narrator: Oolong tried to smash Puarr but he noticed and countered with a blow to the face. Oolong then turned into a shark, but Puarr countered and turned into water. It seemed that anything Oolong could think of Puarr could counter. Suddenly Krillin swooped down and pounced Puarr.
Krillin: Where is the dragon ball or do I have to make my friend here turn into a fire breathing dragon…
Puarr: go ahead!
Krillin: and melt all of your Galager tapes into compose! HUH!
Puarr: okay, okay, it's right over there see I didn't lie!
Krillin: good work (slaps him up)
Narrator: Krillin got what he wanted, the six star dragon ball. Oolong got what he wanted…later that night Oolong hung Puarr bye his feet in front of the police station with no money.
Oolong: see you around faggot hehehehe…
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