Hotohori
Take a sip every time...
-Hotohori says he loves Miaka.
-Someone mistakes him for a woman.
-Hotohori acts narcissistic.
-You wonder how he keeps all that hair tucked into that little hat.
-Hotohori tries to kiss Miaka.
(DRAIN if he succeeds)
-Hotohori states something obvious. (ex. "Mitsukake, your cat is floating in the air." or "What? You mean Tamahome's not coming back?")
-Hotohori refuses to use contractions. (ie, whenever he says "cannot" or "do not" or "shall not" rather than "can't", "don't", or "won't". More so in the dub than the sub.)
-He has cheesy Kenny G-esque theme music.