Zelgadis,
What do you look for in a woman? (And I'm probably a glutton for punishment-considering your attitude to my last question).
PrincessChri618

Zel: *cherry blush* I'm not answering that.
Lina: He's looking for a man. Disqualified question.
Zel: I'm WHAT?? I am NOT!
Lina: Remeber that nice crossdressing boy....
Zel: I didn't know he was a he!!!
Amelia: *to Gourry* I don't think Lina and Zelgadis can go through any of these without getting into a fight.
Gourry: I think you're right.
Zel: I'm not looking for onaything until I find my cure. *folds arms sulkily*
Lina: Awww, izzums sad about his cure again? Look at the bright side, Zel! you're always hard!
Zel: I'm always...WHAT????
Lina: *takes off running, laughing wildly*
Gourry: She got herself into this mess.
Amelia: I wonder how long before he actually kills Lina for these things?

Submitted by Princess Chri618.

Dear Zelgadis,
Why do you put up with Lina and Amelia? Why not just leave permentantly?

Zel: What do you think I've been trying to DO for the past year and a half? Go on vacation?? I have been trying to get away ever since I met them!!
Amelia: Zelgadis-san! That was really cruel!
Zel: Stop staring at me like that, I'm getting sick of it!! All I want is to get rid of this curse and get on with my life. Is that so much to ask? Why the hell do you guys keep following me??
Lina: Zelgadis, what are you talking about?
Zel: What, have you lost your brains along with your looks, tact, charm, and breast size?? I'M SICK OF YOU!! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!
Amelia: *to Gourry* Yep, I think we teased him a bit too much.
Gourry: I don't think the anchor thing really helped much.
Amelia: Or the time we tossed him into the crowd to cause a disturbance.
Gourry: Or the cracks about wire hair getting stuck in things.
*Next, on chimeras reach the breaking point!...Zel destroys the world! and returning to the melee...*
Lina: WHAT was that?
Zel: I said you're an annoying, flatchested little kid, and Amelia is a fanatical lunatic!!
Lina: Oh yeah?
Zel: Yeah!
Lina: oh yeah??
Zel: Yeah!!
Lina: I'M GONNA SEND YOU SQUEALING HOME TO YOUR MOMMY, YOU STUCK UP EXCUSE FOR A SULKING OVERGROWN PEICE OF SANDSTONE!
*Lina and Zel run off, yelling at eachother as Lina hefts out the heavy duty spells*
Amelia: well, I've always said that justice shall overcome...lets hide under the table until it does...

Submitted by Ashes2ashes.

Dear Naga,
Do you know anyone by the name of Gracia?

Naga: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!! Gracia? Who is that!? OHOHHHHOHOHOHO!!
Amelia: Gracia, what are You laughing about?
Naga: Who is Gracia? Psst. Amelia shut up!!
Amelia: Why, Gracia?
Naga: I AM NOT GRACIA!!! SHUT UP!
Lina: (to Zel) Put me out of my misery. Please.
Gourry: Your name is gracia?
Naga: NO!!
Zel: I can't kill you. Gourry would get all sulky and Amelia would give me a justice speech.
Lina: Not to mention you'd need new white Clothes, eh? (see earlier ask the anime character)
Zel: Then again, maybe I will kill you.
Lina: Please.
Zel: Nah, you suffer more alive.
Naga: I AM NOT GRACIA!! I AM THE GREAT NAGA, MOST BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL RIVAL OF LINA INVERSE!!
Lina: Then put HER out of my misery!!

Dear Lina,
How come your hair color changed from the time you were with Naga?? Did you dye your hair?? he he

Lina: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Amelia: Lina-san! Be nice!
Zel: huh. is that how you deal wiht grey hairs?
Amelia: Stay good Zel! Stay good! Don't plot your own death!!
Lina: What are you implying?
Zel: That you're older than dirt?
Lina: HEY!!
Gourry: How can a little kid be old??
Lina: HEY!!!
Zel: Never mind, Gourry.
Lina: I'm gonna kill something!! I just don't know what it is yet...

Gourry,
Hey are you related to anyone by the name of Roudy Gabriev??
Gourry: Ummmmmmm....
All: (wait patiently)
Gourry: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
All: (wait a little less patiently
Gourry: Errrrrrrrrrrr....
All: (not patient at all)
Lina: GOURRY!!
Gourry: What?
Lina: Are you?
Gourry: Am I what?
All: (facefault)
Gourry: OH YEAH!! Um...i don't remember.
All: (fall from their positions on the ground...they're talented at this.)
Lina: Masaka....

Dear Zelgadis,
How do you keep that outfit of yours white?

Zel: I don't get it dirty. Question answered. Next!
Lina:Come ON, it's impossible not to get it dirty with our life! You were spattered with blood last time we saved the world!
Zel: I buy new clothes.
Lina: You do not!
Gourry: Yeah, you never shop for clothes...
Zel: Stay out of this, Gourry.
Gourry: Oh. okay. (smile)
Amelia: I'm curious too...
Zel: Too bad.
Lina: Come on!
Amelia: It's white! How impossible is it to wash blood and gore and monster guts and dirt and mud and--
Lina: We get the point!
Zel: Get used to dissapointment.
Amelia: I KNOW THAT QUOTE!! It's from the Princess Bride! I love that movie!!
Zel: You would.
Lina: And what's that supposed to mean? I like it too!
Zel: COULD YOU PEOPLE JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
(silence)
Zel: Thank you. Next question.

Dear Gourry,
Are you really a super genius learning physics in your spare time?

Lina: What kind of a stupid question is that?
Amelia: Really, you should come up with a batter question than that!
Lina: Batter?
Amelia: It was a typo! Not my fault!
All: ....
Lina: Who sends these stupid questions, anyway?
(Zel whispers in her ear)
Lina: Oh. OH! Oh, Amelia, it's not that bad, really! It's a gooooood question! Gourry! Are you a super genius?
Zel: Who learns Physics in his spare time?
Gourry: (notices everyones looking at him with strained smiles plastered on their faces) Huh?
(collective facefault)
Lina: Ahh...I guess that answers it.
Amelia: Who DID send those in, by the way?
(lina whispers in her ear)
Amelia: THE SITEOWNER!!???...oops.
Lina: Ah, did you say siteowner? I think you meant to say to say might be homer.
Amelia: Ah...ah...ahahhaa!! yes! That's what I meant!
Gourry: Homer? Didn't he write see oddy?
Lina: No! Odessey! The Odessey! You blockhead!
Zel: I am surrounded by complete and utter idiots... 1