Cat Quotes

Cat Quotes
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss
on your computer." --Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned
by cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats."
--Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome
me." --Unknown
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Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 18:05:34 -0000
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"Ben Weber" <weber1@compuserve.com>,
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