Yo. I was listening to Madonna's new song on the Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me soundtrack called "Beautiful Stranger" and I thought of something. I know many, many people have probably written about this, but I don't care. I will be writing about the eternal question: How the heck did Vegeta and Bulma get together? I mean, c'mon, Vegeta, killer of the universe, and Bulma, the vainest chick on Earth, maybe even the universe, getting hitched?!?!? So on with probably the 1290839204821048th version of Vegeta and Bulma getting together... (In the background: *sigh*)
Oh yeah, and all characters belong to their original owners, blah blah blah, disclaimers and that kind of crap apply, yada, yada, and the song belongs to Madonna and her affiliates...
By: Top Ace
Haven’t we met
You’re some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I have a taste for the danger
Who's that earthling girl? She's got curves... (shakes head) What am I thinking!?! What I need to do is get the Dragon Balls. Just have to get the one from the chrome dome Krillain and I'll have all seven, heh heh heh...
If I’m smart then I’ll run away
But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay
Heaven forbid, I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger
Ahh! It's Vegeta! He must have followed Krillain to get the dragon ball! Nice body... WHAT!?! I should be fearing for my life, not thinking about guys!
I looked into your eyes and my world came tumblin’ down
You’re the devil in disguise
That’s why I’m singing this song
She's pretty, even when she's scared. Even her name... Bulma... I could take her with me... No! Must concentrate on defeating Zarbon, then I can take the dragon ball from Krillain.
To know you, is to love you
You’re everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I can't believe what happened. The Namek dragon balls have been used to wish me and the others back to earth. Even Vegeta is here. He doesn't seem as bad as I thought, maybe I can talk to him...
To love you is to be part of you
I pay for you with tears
And swallow my pride
She's actually being nice to me. I overloaded her father's training machine and she stayed with me, like she really cares. Maybe she does...
Da da da da da da da da da da da, beautiful stranger
He's so insolent sometimes, but I can't leave him alone. I freaked when he got hurt in an accident with the gravity machine, a lot more than I thought I would. I even ended up staying in the room with him. Why did I care?
Da da da da da da da da da da da, beautiful stranger
Maybe I should be nicer to her. I always leave her in the middle of an argument, and when I look back she looks annoyed... but there's something else in those blue eyes... what could it be?
If I’m smart then I’ll run away
But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay
Haven’t you heard, I fell in love with a beautiful stranger
I believe I'm falling in love with him. His arrogant ways and wounded pride have endeared me to him. I don't think I could live without him anymore.
I looked into your face, my heart was dancin’ all over the place
I’d like to change my point of view
If I could just forget about you
She always gets on my nerves. Sometimes she wounds the pride that I have left. But I can't leave her. I could never admit this to anyone, not even to her, but I think I'm falling in love...
To know you, is to love you
You’re everywhere I go
And everybody knows
Being with him is like walking on air. In fact, he took me flying one night. He held me in his strong arms as we flew towards a secluded area in a forest. After that night, I felt as if nothing could go wrong.
I looked into your eyes and my world came tumblin’ down
You’re the devil in disguise
That’s why I’m singing this song to you
Her face is so lovely, even when we're arguing, I can't help but feel warm when I look at her. And her eyes, so blue that I could almost drown in them...
To know you, is to love you
You’re everywhere I go
And everybody knows
With the birth of our son, he's changed a lot. He's mellowed out, especially after the battle with Cell. He wouldn't tell me what happened, but Mirai Trunks said that he had died during the battle and was resurrected with the dragon balls. I wonder what went through his mind when he realized his son was killed...
I pay for you with tears
And swallow my pride
I only felt anger and hatred towards that bastard Cell who dared to kill my son. I didn't even consider Trunks as "my son" until he got shot through the heart. It was then, that I realized, that I had true feelings, and I couldn't hide them anymore.
Da da da da da da da da da da da, beautiful stranger
He's changed so much these past few years. I felt so much pain when I heard of his death, and I felt so much joy when he returned. I love him dearly, and I don't think I could love anyone else as much as I love him.
Da da da da da da da da da da da, beautiful stranger
Who would have thought this would happen to me? Not Radditz, or Nappa. Probably not even Kakarotto. Now, I have a wife, and a son. His face is like mine, angled and sharp, but his blue eyes and his fine lavender hair is like his mother's. I have a family, and nothing could go wrong.