WARNING: Massive amounts of silliness and OOC!!! And some Yaoi... not a lot... in fact, Non-yaoi fans won't find this offensive at all... I hope...
Oh yeah, and all characters belong to their original owners, blah blah blah, disclaimers and that kind of crap apply, yada, yada...
Wufei was busy setting the table for the five pilots. He was wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans... and an apron that said, "Kiss the Cook."
Duo walked into the dining room. "Hey Wu... fei?" Duo stopped and gawked a bit. The jeans were a bit tight, and the shirt showed the lovely figure of the Chinese pilot. But he was mostly gawking at the apron.
After a few moments of silence, Duo burst out laughing. "HA! Man, where did ya get an apron like that?" Wufei blushed noticibly and said, "Sally gave it to me." Duo started laughing some more. "Whoo, well she had the right idea." He walked up and pecked Wufei on the nose. "Tell us when dinner is ready."
Wufei scowled, but continued to fix dinner.
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Duo waltzed into Quatre's room. "Hey, guess what I saw...!!! Omigod I'm sorry, I'll leave now!" He quickly stepped out of the room to control his bleeding nose.
"What was that all about?"
"I don't know, but we're going shopping tomorrow. These pants aren't big enough for you any more."
"..."
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Heero sat in a wooden chair, facing his laptop. "Oi Heero! Would'ya stop typing!? You gotta take a... break?" Duo's jaw fell as he saw Heero playing Unreal Tournament and kicking some royal butt. "Wow..." was all Duo could say. "Shh. I'm kickin' some ass," Heero said. Duo just left quietly. What was with everyone today?
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Duo flopped down on the couch and flipped on the television. "Nope... seen it... nope... nope... saw it twice... nope..." The sound of a bell broke his thoughts. "DINNER!" Wufei yelled. Duo got up and sauntered over to the table. He was nearly run over by Heero, who almost leaped into his chair. Duo just raised and eyebrow and decided not to question anything else that happened today. It was weird enough as it was.
As soon as everyone was seated, Wufei started serving dinner. Three plates of appetizing food came onto the table. "Woohoo! Let's eat!" Duo said. He was about to get some food when he realized he didn't have a plate. Or any utensils, for that matter. "Oi! Wufei! Where's the forks and plates?" Wufei replied, "We're having a Chinese meal. Here's a bowl and chopsticks. Go get yourself some rice from the rice cooker." Duo looked around to see that the others had already filed into the kitchen to get some rice. "Oh. Okay." He took the bowl and stood in line.
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Heero, being perfect in every way, took forever in getting his rice. "HURRY UP YUY! Some of us are hungry you know." Duo looked back at Wufei, Quatre and Trowa who had already gotten their rice and were eating the food. "Dammit, hurry... Wufei, Quatre and Trowa are gonna eat it all..."
"Just a minute... okay. Here." Heero handed him the rice scooper. Heero had a rather high pile of rice in his bowl. ~How does he do that?~ thought Duo as he looked in the cooker for some rice. There was exactly enough rice for one mouthfull. "HEERO!!!!!"
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Duo stalked back into the dining room after finding some bread. Most of the dishes were half eaten. "Aw man, you guys didn't even wait for me." He sat back down and grudgingly got some food into his bowl and ate it. "Hey, this is really good... I've never tasted anything like it. What is it?"
Wufei and Heero exchanged glances. "Um, do you really want to know?" Wufei asked. Duo raised an eyebrow, then forced a smile. "Yeah, I mean, what else could it be?" Wufei and Heero exchanged glances again. "Well... that one is duck liver... that one is eel... and the last one is pork intestines."
Duo stopped chewing. "What??!?!?"
Heero smirked. "You're not used to Asian food, are you?"
Duo just swallowed and got up. "Excuse me..." He left quickly in a cloud of dust.
Wufei broke the silence. "Anyone want any more liver?"