Title: Packing Guns 
Author: Catelf (cat_elf@hotmail.com) 
Archive: If you want! <chibi eyes> 
Category: Humor, dialouge 
Rating: PG-13 
Warnings/Spoilers: Yaoi 
Pairing(s): 1x2/2x1 
Feedback: Craved 
Notes: I reieterate. Madness. ^_^ 

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"No, no, Heero. Not like that!" 

"Well how--" 

"Just...loosely. Yeah. Slow like." 

"Like this?" 

"Oh! Yeah! Exactly-EXACTLY like that! You got it!" 

"Hn." 

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa....." 

>>>>>A few minutes later<<<<< 
 
 

"You feel this, Duo?" 

"Mmmm...yup." 

"This is the trigger, whatever you do, do NOT put friction on that. The 
slightest push and.." 

"What?" 

"Everything explodes." 

"...well? Get on with it!" 

"There's not enough room!" 

"Make room! We don't have all day, here, Hee-bunny!" 

"Don't call me that." 

"If you'd turn this way and..." 

"But--" 

Oh, just let ME handle it, you clutz. Move." 

***shuffling*** 

"Ok, it fits just...like...THIS!" 

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh..." 

"Yeah. See? Told ya it would be satisfying." 

"Very." 

"..." 

"..." 

"...come on....a little...farther.." 

"Uhn!""Shiiiiiiiiiit! AAAAA!" 

"I told-told you NOT to hit that!" 

"You said 'yet'. Yet. Not YET! Gooooood..." 

No I didn't." 

"Whatever. Shut up." 

"Well it's my turn anyhow. Move over." 

"Okay..." 

"NNNnnnnnnnnnn...THERE!" 

"Oooh. Good one, Hee-bunny." 

"I TOLD you not to call me that!" 

"See? It wasn't that hard, now was it?" 

"...I guess." 

"Next time it'll be easier--" 

"Duo? Heero? You alright?" 

**expletiveexpletiveexpletive** 

"Oh shit! Yeah, we're fine, Quatre!" 

"What are you doing in there?" 

"Hn....trying to pack my gun into Duo's backpack." 

"...*snicker*" 

"Oh! Ok. Dinner's in 10 minutes. Good luck!" 

"Hn." 
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Quatre smiled to himself as he made his way downstairs. Guns! 
Of course! He shook his at his own foolishness. You silly baka. 
SUCH a dirty mind. 
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"...trying to pack your gun...?" 

"He believed it, didn't he?" 

"Yeah. I guess." 

"As for next time...I say we do it in his bed, ne?" 

"You are so perverted, Hee-bunny. Kinky. Kinky. Kinky." 

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" 

"What're ya gonna do about-- Ohhhh...yessssssss...." 

"Quick study, aren't I, Du-kitty?" 

                           |||||OWARI||||| 
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-Catelf-