I got this message from Emily-san from the GWML...
(Start message) Oh... an energy drink... Quatre cheated. Duo should demand a rematch. And this time he should power up on Jolt.
Duo: *twitching slightly* That could be.... invigorating...(End message)
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Duo slept soundly on his bed, thoroughly tired from his last lay. Quatre had screwed him like a rabid squirrel on an energy drink...
"!" Duo sat straight up in his bed. "QUATRE!!!!"
Duo stormed into Quatre's room, disregarding the unconscious naked Trowa lying in bed next to him. "Your reign of terror is over! I will right wrongs, and triumph over cheating two-timers like you! In the name of love and justice, I'll punish you!" Duo did a silly pose. Quatre sweatdropped. Even the unconscious Trowa sweatdropped, the act and speech was so... silly.
Quatre's eyes gleamed. "So, is that it? You want a rematch? I'll give you a rematch..." Quatre jumped into his closet. Duo looked on, his expression paling when Quatre came back out.
Dressed in tight black leather pants, spiked braclets and whirling a pair of handcuffs around his finger, Quatre was dressed to kill. Duo gulped. This suddenly didn't seem like a good idea... "!!!"
Days later...
"HA! Take that! Shinigami has returned from Hell!!!" Duo pranced around the room, waving his fanny at Quatre's exhausted form. "Nyah nyah! I'm gonna tell Heero!" He rushed out of the room, forgetting the fact that he was naked. Quatre sighed. "He was lucky."
*SLURP*
Quatre looked towards the sound. Trowa was downing an entire can of the energy drink... "Uh oh... Trowa... not now... I'm kinda tired... EEP!"
"HEERO!!! Look at me!" Heero promptly turned to smack the braided baka...
And passed out from blood loss.
"Heero? You okay? Heellllllllooo?"