Ack! Trowa-sama, stop giving me such good ideas..
(Original message) But now I wanna see Quatre, Duo, and maybe even Wufei (yup, those three) battling to be the most seme seme. *snickers* That's a plausible threesome right there! (End message)
WARNING: Massive silliness and some lime Yaoi...
Well, you've been warned... welcome to the insanity...
Oh yeah, and all characters belong to their original owners, blah blah blah, disclaimers and that kind of crap apply, yada, yada...
The odds were even. Neither of the contestents were allowed to drink any energy drinks or consume any caffine for the next week. Then they were to duke it out in the most elegant arena: Quatre's bedroom.
"We'll see who wins this time, Quatre"
"And this time, no Jolt cola to help you."
"And no energy drinks."
The electricity between Duo and Quatre reached Pikachu levels. They glared at each other, determined not to be bested by a "shojo" boy.
Trowa and Heero sweatdropped.
Meanwhile, Wufei walked in on the pre-fight action. "What's going on here?"
"They're getting psyched up for the next contest," Heero replied.
"What contest?" Wufei asked.
"They're determining who is the more 'seme' seme," Trowa answered.
The silliest little grin spread on Wufei's face. Trowa and Heero turned blue with fear and ducked behind a table. Wufei jumped in between the two bishonens and ripped open his tank top, getting nosebleeds from both sides. He flexed his well shaped muscles and said, "I am the greatest! Challenge me if you dare!" Everyone sweatdropped.
Quatre and Duo's eyes suddenly flashed dangerously. Heero and Trowa quickly snuck out of the room.
"Alright Wuffie..." Duo said.
"If you wanna play with us..." Quatre said.
"You gotta beat us!" Duo and Quatre said in unison as they pounced on Wufei.
Hours.. um, I mean days... I mean.. eh.... weeks later...
Wufei lay on top of the prone bodies of Duo and Quatre. Wufei was laughing, with a cheesy grin on his face. Heero and Trowa peeked their heads into the room. They immediately covered their nose bleeds. "Wufei," Heero said in a more nasal voice than usual, "What did you do to them?" Wufei just laughed some more. "They were so busy deciding who was gonna be seme, I just threw both on the bed and screwed them silly."
*facevault*
Trowa got up first. "Um, are they going to be okay?"
Wufei nodded. "Yeah, just give them time. They'll recover."
Heero asked, "Why aren't you tired?"
Wufei flashed a peace sign and held up a bag. On the bag read: "Ginseng gum. Perfect for boosting energy and stamina."
Heero and Trowa hit the floor again.